Chris Nowak
@chrisnowak.bsky.social
TV writer, big fan of dogs and the Detroit Lions
Tapping the sign.
November 17, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Tapping the sign.
There is something fundamentally wrong with a society that produces men who think they should performatively argue with professional athletes who are doing their jobs.
November 17, 2025 at 2:10 AM
There is something fundamentally wrong with a society that produces men who think they should performatively argue with professional athletes who are doing their jobs.
You all laughed at RFK, Jr for going full Josh Hawley as soon as that guy collapsed.
But you don’t see pics of the HHS Secretary standing around like an Alzheimer’s patient while the rest of the room does what any normal person would do, do ya?
But you don’t see pics of the HHS Secretary standing around like an Alzheimer’s patient while the rest of the room does what any normal person would do, do ya?
November 7, 2025 at 7:50 PM
You all laughed at RFK, Jr for going full Josh Hawley as soon as that guy collapsed.
But you don’t see pics of the HHS Secretary standing around like an Alzheimer’s patient while the rest of the room does what any normal person would do, do ya?
But you don’t see pics of the HHS Secretary standing around like an Alzheimer’s patient while the rest of the room does what any normal person would do, do ya?
JD’s gonna get excommunicated before Usha converts to Christianity.
November 5, 2025 at 8:22 PM
JD’s gonna get excommunicated before Usha converts to Christianity.
His opinions are irrelevant for a number of reasons, including the fact that this appears to be his default facial expression.
As I’m sure he has told countless women, “Smile more. No one will like you if you make that face.”
As I’m sure he has told countless women, “Smile more. No one will like you if you make that face.”
October 31, 2025 at 4:37 PM
His opinions are irrelevant for a number of reasons, including the fact that this appears to be his default facial expression.
As I’m sure he has told countless women, “Smile more. No one will like you if you make that face.”
As I’m sure he has told countless women, “Smile more. No one will like you if you make that face.”
Fox News reporting that, contra Mamdani’s characterization of him on the Flagrant podcast, Bill Ackman is not actually Mamdani’s “beloved.”
October 28, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Fox News reporting that, contra Mamdani’s characterization of him on the Flagrant podcast, Bill Ackman is not actually Mamdani’s “beloved.”
On the Flagrant podcast, Mamdani did not tell the whole truth about Bill Ackman, who is not actually his “habibi.”
October 28, 2025 at 7:54 PM
On the Flagrant podcast, Mamdani did not tell the whole truth about Bill Ackman, who is not actually his “habibi.”
She likes him, Bob. Case closed.
October 13, 2025 at 3:07 AM
She likes him, Bob. Case closed.
No one - and I mean no one - thinks Trump voters are idiots as much as the Trump admin thinks Trump voters are idiots.
October 12, 2025 at 5:02 PM
No one - and I mean no one - thinks Trump voters are idiots as much as the Trump admin thinks Trump voters are idiots.
No one, and mean no one, thinks Trump voters are idiots as much as the Trump admin thinks Trump voters are idiots.
October 10, 2025 at 9:41 PM
No one, and mean no one, thinks Trump voters are idiots as much as the Trump admin thinks Trump voters are idiots.
Highly intelligent Director Noem was correct: this is indeed one of their girlfriends.
October 10, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Highly intelligent Director Noem was correct: this is indeed one of their girlfriends.
Wise President Holy King Trump I, I am happy to report that I have discovered two of “the founders of Antifa.”
October 10, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Wise President Holy King Trump I, I am happy to report that I have discovered two of “the founders of Antifa.”
So would every one of these people.
October 7, 2025 at 9:17 PM
So would every one of these people.
I am not in the armed forces. I have never been in the armed forces. I am the opposite of an expert on US military culture.
But even I - the most civilian civilian who had ever civiled - know that this will not play well with the leaders of the only functioning civic institution left in America.
But even I - the most civilian civilian who had ever civiled - know that this will not play well with the leaders of the only functioning civic institution left in America.
September 26, 2025 at 6:38 PM
I am not in the armed forces. I have never been in the armed forces. I am the opposite of an expert on US military culture.
But even I - the most civilian civilian who had ever civiled - know that this will not play well with the leaders of the only functioning civic institution left in America.
But even I - the most civilian civilian who had ever civiled - know that this will not play well with the leaders of the only functioning civic institution left in America.
The Hives forever! Forever The Hives!
September 26, 2025 at 6:07 AM
The Hives forever! Forever The Hives!
He’s mad the Biden admin wouldn’t let him and his buddies bribe them! And he just says it! Out loud!
August 14, 2025 at 3:13 PM
He’s mad the Biden admin wouldn’t let him and his buddies bribe them! And he just says it! Out loud!
As a lifelong fan of the Detroit Pistons, I’d like to congratulate UCONN legend Geno Auriemma for this, the dumbest take from the dumbest article yet written about Caitlin Clark.
August 4, 2025 at 4:15 PM
As a lifelong fan of the Detroit Pistons, I’d like to congratulate UCONN legend Geno Auriemma for this, the dumbest take from the dumbest article yet written about Caitlin Clark.
Shout out to rescue dogs with extremely human names. Like Charlene, pictured here.
August 3, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Shout out to rescue dogs with extremely human names. Like Charlene, pictured here.
Oh so he’s, like, panicked panicked.
July 12, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Oh so he’s, like, panicked panicked.
Americans have questions about whether there is a monster under their bed. They expect honesty and transparency from their government. For years, people who asked if they should jump those last few feet so the monster won’t grab their ankle were dismissed, even vilified. This ends today.
July 10, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Americans have questions about whether there is a monster under their bed. They expect honesty and transparency from their government. For years, people who asked if they should jump those last few feet so the monster won’t grab their ankle were dismissed, even vilified. This ends today.
Downtown for Swan Lake, a morality tale about the dangers of leaving your friend alone near an enchanted lake.
Question that never occurred to me before tonight: Did any of her friends ever say, “Hey, what happened to Odette? Wasn’t she at the picnic with us?”
Question that never occurred to me before tonight: Did any of her friends ever say, “Hey, what happened to Odette? Wasn’t she at the picnic with us?”
June 28, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Downtown for Swan Lake, a morality tale about the dangers of leaving your friend alone near an enchanted lake.
Question that never occurred to me before tonight: Did any of her friends ever say, “Hey, what happened to Odette? Wasn’t she at the picnic with us?”
Question that never occurred to me before tonight: Did any of her friends ever say, “Hey, what happened to Odette? Wasn’t she at the picnic with us?”