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Alrighty…

Time for a HorrorWatch.

Starting two days early cause Fuck It.

And kicking things off Wiiiiiith:
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Just because I am a Disney fan, and I just want to get this out of the way, doesn't mean I am a pushover who blindly agrees with every little thing.

I just express my opinion on things on first glance. Keep that in mind as I continue.
November 17, 2025 at 7:09 PM
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Huge ditto with me. I like the creative side of Disney more than the corporate side.
Just because I am a Disney fan, and I just want to get this out of the way, doesn't mean I am a pushover who blindly agrees with every little thing.

I just express my opinion on things on first glance. Keep that in mind as I continue.
November 19, 2025 at 1:35 AM
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the older I get the stupider Bill Maher becomes.
November 18, 2025 at 5:09 PM
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Well, fuck.
November 18, 2025 at 7:17 PM
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Rocket going to a library. How unexpected of him. Going to look up books about weapons or autopsy?
November 16, 2025 at 7:18 PM
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Because what better way to express your distaste for a movie than to find someone who genuinely likes it, prominetly display them on your platform and throw the R-word at them as punishment for having a different opinion?
November 16, 2025 at 6:54 PM
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friendly reminder that donald trump may not see your mean tweets, but all your other friends who gave bill clinton a blowjob will
November 15, 2025 at 7:57 PM
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So

Apparently "Bubba" was the name of Ghisaline Maxwell's horse

This keeps getting so much worse and so much funnier
November 16, 2025 at 6:18 AM
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It's been kind of glorious scrolling TikTok and seeing every 2-3 videos is some new form of "Trump gave Clinton a blowjob" joke... the internet saw an opportunity and they are sucking it dry (much like Trump)
November 16, 2025 at 6:47 AM
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Michael Che with the joke of the night on SNL's Weekend Update.
November 16, 2025 at 5:43 AM
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Using AI slop when you have a billion dollar franchise is a CHOICE to throw artists under the bus. It's also a surefire way to make me never want to support your studio again.

Fuck genAI.
Call of Duty isn't even hiding the fact that loads of its calling cards and other unlockables are AI generated this year.

For one of the biggest video game franchises in the world this is pretty disgusting...
November 15, 2025 at 10:07 PM
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“Donald Trump blew Bill Clinton” is the new “JD Vance fucks his couch” in that, who cares if it’s true; let’s have fun with it.
November 15, 2025 at 5:24 AM
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This is grounds for a haunting. You do this, The loved one gets to go full poltergeist on your ass
For real, check this out. Evil.
November 15, 2025 at 1:07 AM
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Pretty sure this counts as a false prophet which is one of those bad things the bible talks so much about (He said, knowing for a fact the people who made this never actually read the damn book)
November 15, 2025 at 6:37 AM
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hot take: I'm tired of people pretending Marvel invented quippy writing. it didn't.
November 14, 2025 at 8:53 PM
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It’s funny, after K-Pop Demon Hunters blew up animation twitter and YouTubers claimed Sony was now “the Disney killer” . Now it seems the studio is going to make its dumbest decision since the emoji movie.
A 'Labubu' movie is now in the works at Sony

(via THR)
November 14, 2025 at 9:28 PM
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I am a full supporter of freedom of speech, while also understanding its a double edged blade.

But if you talk shit about Mr Rogers and thems fighting words.
November 14, 2025 at 4:02 AM
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THE PEDOPHILE READ THE RAPIST TO FUCKING FILTH!
Jeffrey Epstein said Trump was worse than gross. Jeffrey Epstein.
November 12, 2025 at 10:14 PM
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Dystopian fiction like 1984, V For Vendetta, and The Running Man were meant to be warnings, not instruction manuals.

We live in the world where the richest people are also the dumbest people who want to emulate the worst parts of fiction.
November 12, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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Oh, you mean the guy who was friends with the world famous rapist who is, according to a court of law, a rapist, actually knew about all the rapes that his friend was doing? I, for one, am shocked by this information
BREAKING: Convicted sex offender Jeffrey Epstein said Donald Trump knew about the underage girls that Epstein was accused of victimizing, according to emails released by Democrats in the U.S. House of Representatives reut.rs/4hZV3nw
November 12, 2025 at 7:51 PM
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What's especially telling about this tweet is that they haven't read Frankenstein.

"Electricty! Magnetism!"

The book never explains how he brought the monster to life. It's just "I have figured out how to bring life! No, I won't tell you how - I don't want this mistake repeated. Anyway, MONSTER."
Meanwhile, on twitter, did you know that Mary Shelley never could have written Frankenstein (which is about magnets as you know) because her boyfriend was really into magnets?

In fact, when you think about it, that's why women in general don't write great literature (chicks aren't into magnets).
November 12, 2025 at 1:03 AM
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November 9, 2025 at 9:20 AM