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you guys have no idea how much i miss the Ordo Dracul. best worldbuilding White Wolf ever did. I loved every single word they wrote about those guys, would buy an update.
November 14, 2025 at 9:10 AM
you guys have no idea how much i miss the Ordo Dracul. best worldbuilding White Wolf ever did. I loved every single word they wrote about those guys, would buy an update.
@arbitorian Please someday do a video about the similarities between the Emperor and Caine the vampire, their tendencies to make weird clones embodying their virtue/vices, and the wild possibility that Horus' sword contains Caine's soul (who was the first murderer, biblically).
November 14, 2025 at 9:00 AM
@arbitorian Please someday do a video about the similarities between the Emperor and Caine the vampire, their tendencies to make weird clones embodying their virtue/vices, and the wild possibility that Horus' sword contains Caine's soul (who was the first murderer, biblically).
I think we may have finally seen overreach. It's rare hwne it happens, but it seems likely.
November 14, 2025 at 3:41 AM
I think we may have finally seen overreach. It's rare hwne it happens, but it seems likely.
I'm so gay that if I see a naked woman I gag. I see tattoos on a naked woman and I turn my head at my cat and puke right on him. I'm then stuck with a puke covered cat because some woman had to show me her tattoo boobs.
November 14, 2025 at 3:31 AM
I'm so gay that if I see a naked woman I gag. I see tattoos on a naked woman and I turn my head at my cat and puke right on him. I'm then stuck with a puke covered cat because some woman had to show me her tattoo boobs.
Watching Gladiator for the first time in years:
- The soundtrack is, at this point, a parody.
- The costumes are so absurd that they are not merely historically inaccurate, but cartoonishly so.
- Absolutely no senator would be flouncing around yammering about the Republic in Commodus' reign.
- The soundtrack is, at this point, a parody.
- The costumes are so absurd that they are not merely historically inaccurate, but cartoonishly so.
- Absolutely no senator would be flouncing around yammering about the Republic in Commodus' reign.
November 14, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Watching Gladiator for the first time in years:
- The soundtrack is, at this point, a parody.
- The costumes are so absurd that they are not merely historically inaccurate, but cartoonishly so.
- Absolutely no senator would be flouncing around yammering about the Republic in Commodus' reign.
- The soundtrack is, at this point, a parody.
- The costumes are so absurd that they are not merely historically inaccurate, but cartoonishly so.
- Absolutely no senator would be flouncing around yammering about the Republic in Commodus' reign.
I look forward to serving the people under Comrade Verstappen’s enlightened example.
under communism Red Bull will be nationalized and their advertising budget will be doubled
November 14, 2025 at 1:26 AM
I look forward to serving the people under Comrade Verstappen’s enlightened example.
Here's what I know about pedophiles: they NEED to be in the "in" group. Everybody KNOWS Trump is a pedophile, and everybody KNOWS that as long as he's in power, that's great for them.
That's why every Qanon freak wearing "KILL YOUR LOCAL PEDOPHILE" shirts at Costco are 100% pedophiles.
That's why every Qanon freak wearing "KILL YOUR LOCAL PEDOPHILE" shirts at Costco are 100% pedophiles.
November 13, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Here's what I know about pedophiles: they NEED to be in the "in" group. Everybody KNOWS Trump is a pedophile, and everybody KNOWS that as long as he's in power, that's great for them.
That's why every Qanon freak wearing "KILL YOUR LOCAL PEDOPHILE" shirts at Costco are 100% pedophiles.
That's why every Qanon freak wearing "KILL YOUR LOCAL PEDOPHILE" shirts at Costco are 100% pedophiles.
Remember as you walk past the pile of cheap pork at the grocery store: it could ALWAYS have been cheap, but they sold it all abroad instead of to you at a discount.
Because we don’t deserve low prices, but they do.
Because we don’t deserve low prices, but they do.
November 13, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Remember as you walk past the pile of cheap pork at the grocery store: it could ALWAYS have been cheap, but they sold it all abroad instead of to you at a discount.
Because we don’t deserve low prices, but they do.
Because we don’t deserve low prices, but they do.
Epstein had just the most killable face. It’s like a Colombo episode and everybody he knew wanted him dead.
November 13, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Epstein had just the most killable face. It’s like a Colombo episode and everybody he knew wanted him dead.
Remember: no law justifies immorality, and even the imprisoned man can resist. There is a God. They are not it.
November 13, 2025 at 9:43 AM
Remember: no law justifies immorality, and even the imprisoned man can resist. There is a God. They are not it.
One time I showed a straight woman friend the sort of men I'm into, and her response was "Oh, I didn't realize gays wanted them so MANLY."
Like, what?
Like, what?
November 13, 2025 at 12:43 AM
One time I showed a straight woman friend the sort of men I'm into, and her response was "Oh, I didn't realize gays wanted them so MANLY."
Like, what?
Like, what?
So the Blitzkrieg was basically planned to achieve as much damage as possible before the Files dropped. That's what it's all been about. They could've, just, like, gone with somebody else, but they knew nobody else has the brand loyalty. They'd have to have started again, and they wanted damage.
November 12, 2025 at 11:55 PM
So the Blitzkrieg was basically planned to achieve as much damage as possible before the Files dropped. That's what it's all been about. They could've, just, like, gone with somebody else, but they knew nobody else has the brand loyalty. They'd have to have started again, and they wanted damage.
COMMISSIONS ARE OPEN! $35 for B&W, $65 for Color, LET ME DRAW YOUR FAVORITE THING!
November 12, 2025 at 9:03 PM
COMMISSIONS ARE OPEN! $35 for B&W, $65 for Color, LET ME DRAW YOUR FAVORITE THING!
HEY AMERICA, HOW MUCH IS PERSONAL INVOLVEMENT IN A SYSTEMATIC INTERNATIONAL CHILD RAPE/BLACKMAIL MACHINE WORTH TO YOU? $2000? WHAT'S THE LOWEST AMOUNT OF MONEY A POOR PERSON THINKS IS A LARGE AMOUNT OF MONEY?
November 12, 2025 at 8:33 PM
HEY AMERICA, HOW MUCH IS PERSONAL INVOLVEMENT IN A SYSTEMATIC INTERNATIONAL CHILD RAPE/BLACKMAIL MACHINE WORTH TO YOU? $2000? WHAT'S THE LOWEST AMOUNT OF MONEY A POOR PERSON THINKS IS A LARGE AMOUNT OF MONEY?
I didn't like Dr. Parnassus' shitty little Imaginarium, so I built one of my own!
a man in a blue shirt and suspenders is sitting in a pool of colorful balls
ALT: a man in a blue shirt and suspenders is sitting in a pool of colorful balls
media.tenor.com
November 12, 2025 at 8:39 AM
I didn't like Dr. Parnassus' shitty little Imaginarium, so I built one of my own!
GANDALF: We must destroy the Ring!
SCHUMER: I was thinking that maybe we could just give Sauron the Shire. We just have to admit that it's had it's day.
FRODO: Excuse me?
SCHUMER: Oh, shit, you're right, let's give the orcs tax cuts, too.
SCHUMER: I was thinking that maybe we could just give Sauron the Shire. We just have to admit that it's had it's day.
FRODO: Excuse me?
SCHUMER: Oh, shit, you're right, let's give the orcs tax cuts, too.
November 12, 2025 at 7:34 AM
GANDALF: We must destroy the Ring!
SCHUMER: I was thinking that maybe we could just give Sauron the Shire. We just have to admit that it's had it's day.
FRODO: Excuse me?
SCHUMER: Oh, shit, you're right, let's give the orcs tax cuts, too.
SCHUMER: I was thinking that maybe we could just give Sauron the Shire. We just have to admit that it's had it's day.
FRODO: Excuse me?
SCHUMER: Oh, shit, you're right, let's give the orcs tax cuts, too.
WW2 Historian: Probably fine.
WW2 Historian with a weird haircut/eyebrows: RED ALERT NAZI
WW2 Historian with a weird haircut/eyebrows: RED ALERT NAZI
November 12, 2025 at 6:48 AM
WW2 Historian: Probably fine.
WW2 Historian with a weird haircut/eyebrows: RED ALERT NAZI
WW2 Historian with a weird haircut/eyebrows: RED ALERT NAZI
This autism test just asked "Do you subsist solely on banana flavored Laffy Taffy?"
I'm fucked.
I'm fucked.
November 12, 2025 at 6:36 AM
This autism test just asked "Do you subsist solely on banana flavored Laffy Taffy?"
I'm fucked.
I'm fucked.
God damn it, I'm probably autistic. Here I spent my entire life thinking I was depressed. Jesus Christ.
November 12, 2025 at 6:10 AM
God damn it, I'm probably autistic. Here I spent my entire life thinking I was depressed. Jesus Christ.
I looked at that photograph, and NOTHING about it made me laugh.
November 12, 2025 at 3:45 AM
I looked at that photograph, and NOTHING about it made me laugh.
Hey, you got toxins?
Try energy!
Get enough energy, you can always pull out some toxins. Just stack your energy and raise your vibration and BAM, out come the toxins.
Try energy!
Get enough energy, you can always pull out some toxins. Just stack your energy and raise your vibration and BAM, out come the toxins.
November 12, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Hey, you got toxins?
Try energy!
Get enough energy, you can always pull out some toxins. Just stack your energy and raise your vibration and BAM, out come the toxins.
Try energy!
Get enough energy, you can always pull out some toxins. Just stack your energy and raise your vibration and BAM, out come the toxins.
I'd say approximately 92% of first generation D&D enthusiasts were named "Tracy".
November 12, 2025 at 3:40 AM
I'd say approximately 92% of first generation D&D enthusiasts were named "Tracy".
Fetterman has turned out to be possibly the worst politician in American history, which is really incredible given the competition. He has the integrity of Benedict Arnold, the admiration of Joseph McCarthy, the ingratiating demeanor of Boss Tweed, and the respect of Budd Dwyer.
November 12, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Fetterman has turned out to be possibly the worst politician in American history, which is really incredible given the competition. He has the integrity of Benedict Arnold, the admiration of Joseph McCarthy, the ingratiating demeanor of Boss Tweed, and the respect of Budd Dwyer.
Commissions are open! $35 for B&W, $65 for color! TRY TO STUMP ME!
November 11, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Commissions are open! $35 for B&W, $65 for color! TRY TO STUMP ME!