Chris Elston
@chriselst.bsky.social
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Just listened to this, it was really good. @slimecitymusic.bsky.social
October 2, 2025 at 9:08 AM
Just listened to this, it was really good. @slimecitymusic.bsky.social
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People can be sniffy about US remakes of UK shows, but you've got to admit that Speed is a much better proposition than On The Buses.
September 5, 2025 at 5:01 PM
People can be sniffy about US remakes of UK shows, but you've got to admit that Speed is a much better proposition than On The Buses.
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Actually, Frankenstein is a doctor success at the Venice film festival
August 31, 2025 at 12:07 PM
Actually, Frankenstein is a doctor success at the Venice film festival
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Damn....Utah clownin.😂😂
July 21, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Damn....Utah clownin.😂😂
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My wife just texted me “Lasagne at 6 o’clock” so I immediately looked behind me.
July 18, 2025 at 4:23 PM
My wife just texted me “Lasagne at 6 o’clock” so I immediately looked behind me.
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Shall I compare thee to a summer's day? Every British person on the internet is complaining about you
July 13, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Shall I compare thee to a summer's day? Every British person on the internet is complaining about you
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They say genius is 1% inspiration, 99% perspiration.
This smells like the most intelligent bus I've ever been on.
This smells like the most intelligent bus I've ever been on.
June 17, 2025 at 7:38 AM
They say genius is 1% inspiration, 99% perspiration.
This smells like the most intelligent bus I've ever been on.
This smells like the most intelligent bus I've ever been on.
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This is the last thing the BBC needs
June 17, 2025 at 5:44 AM
This is the last thing the BBC needs
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So my doctor actually said ‘nil by mouth’. I misheard. Apologies to Neil.
June 14, 2025 at 7:21 AM
So my doctor actually said ‘nil by mouth’. I misheard. Apologies to Neil.
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‘One Big Beautiful Bill.’
June 4, 2025 at 7:19 AM
‘One Big Beautiful Bill.’
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A recent photo of the river Exe and some trees in the mist.
Sorry, I apologise for posting Exe/tree/mist views on Bluesky.
Sorry, I apologise for posting Exe/tree/mist views on Bluesky.
November 21, 2024 at 7:14 AM
A recent photo of the river Exe and some trees in the mist.
Sorry, I apologise for posting Exe/tree/mist views on Bluesky.
Sorry, I apologise for posting Exe/tree/mist views on Bluesky.
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The Gruffalo could really do with frosted bathroom windows
April 7, 2025 at 8:15 AM
The Gruffalo could really do with frosted bathroom windows
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Just farted so hard I put a 50% tariff on my trousers.
April 2, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Just farted so hard I put a 50% tariff on my trousers.
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"Doctor doctor, I keep thinking I'm in the wrong joke!"
"Who's there?"
"What?"
"What who?"
"What do you mean 'What who"?"
"Edward Woodward"
"Who's there?"
"What?"
"What who?"
"What do you mean 'What who"?"
"Edward Woodward"
April 2, 2025 at 7:08 PM
"Doctor doctor, I keep thinking I'm in the wrong joke!"
"Who's there?"
"What?"
"What who?"
"What do you mean 'What who"?"
"Edward Woodward"
"Who's there?"
"What?"
"What who?"
"What do you mean 'What who"?"
"Edward Woodward"
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On this day 1959: The Dalai Lama flees Tibet and is granted political asylum in India.
March 30, 2025 at 8:55 AM
On this day 1959: The Dalai Lama flees Tibet and is granted political asylum in India.
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I don’t wish to alarm anyone but if you draw glasses on Masaccio’s Virgin and Child it’s Michael Caine holding a tiny Chris Evans being serenaded by the Proclaimers
March 20, 2025 at 7:53 AM
I don’t wish to alarm anyone but if you draw glasses on Masaccio’s Virgin and Child it’s Michael Caine holding a tiny Chris Evans being serenaded by the Proclaimers
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the axis of weevil
March 13, 2025 at 9:22 AM
the axis of weevil
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On this day 2016: the wedding of Rupert Murdoch and Jerry Hall.
March 4, 2025 at 9:53 AM
On this day 2016: the wedding of Rupert Murdoch and Jerry Hall.
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My kids treat this house like a bloody hotel.
Yet ANOTHER Gideon Bible in my bedside drawer this morning.
Yet ANOTHER Gideon Bible in my bedside drawer this morning.
March 1, 2025 at 4:18 PM
My kids treat this house like a bloody hotel.
Yet ANOTHER Gideon Bible in my bedside drawer this morning.
Yet ANOTHER Gideon Bible in my bedside drawer this morning.
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Please spare a thought for telepaths.
February 21, 2025 at 10:38 AM
Please spare a thought for telepaths.
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"And you totally know how to paint a baby?"
Artist: Yup
"You're sure?"
Artist: Don't worry about it
"You know what a baby looks like?"
Artist: Yes
"It's just you always paint babies like they're 40yr old blokes called Colin"
Artist: Not this time
Artist: Yup
"You're sure?"
Artist: Don't worry about it
"You know what a baby looks like?"
Artist: Yes
"It's just you always paint babies like they're 40yr old blokes called Colin"
Artist: Not this time
February 18, 2025 at 12:09 PM
"And you totally know how to paint a baby?"
Artist: Yup
"You're sure?"
Artist: Don't worry about it
"You know what a baby looks like?"
Artist: Yes
"It's just you always paint babies like they're 40yr old blokes called Colin"
Artist: Not this time
Artist: Yup
"You're sure?"
Artist: Don't worry about it
"You know what a baby looks like?"
Artist: Yes
"It's just you always paint babies like they're 40yr old blokes called Colin"
Artist: Not this time