Chris Elston
chriselst.bsky.social
Chris Elston
@chriselst.bsky.social
Wo?
November 19, 2025 at 6:49 PM
That's why we need robots.

A (well designed) robot would be more than capable of carrying out an operation whilst someone has sex with it.
September 16, 2025 at 12:39 PM
More British people probably do get arrested in Britain than in Russia.
September 5, 2025 at 8:57 AM
He was.

But then Batth was signed to be a backup, experienced pro, good head to have around.

He had to play more than ideal because of the injury and fitness hangover from last season.
September 2, 2025 at 3:36 PM
I thought last season was one too far for him, badly exposed for pace or caught out of position a number of times before the injury. We need to be moving on from him anyway.
September 2, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Adams is the heart of this team. He absolutely needs to be on the pitch, deficiencies aside.
August 16, 2025 at 12:59 PM
That's terrifying. Mostly because I think that's the landing in my house.
August 14, 2025 at 8:50 AM
Reminds me of when my daughter shared a tent at Guides camp with two girls called Isabel. I named them "Izzy, Izzy, & Izn't".
August 6, 2025 at 10:36 AM
In an earlier game the German centre half pairing was Minge Knaak and I'm sure my wife had to go to the doctors with that once.
July 22, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Signed three strikers, none of whom are fit.
July 22, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Just listened to this. The Hurstpierpoint stuff the most interested I've been in a podcast for years. Driven past the sign for the place so many times, it's an intriguing name, never believed it could contain such riches. Heading back down that way in 2 weeks, definitely calling in.
July 9, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Reform are her 5th party. Started off in Labour, then moved to a far left party, followed by the transphobic Party of Women, then one called Winsford Salt of the Earth Party.

Farage heralded her joining Reform from being an independent for her work against "transgender ideology".
June 30, 2025 at 9:09 PM
When I was young myself, my mum, dad, and brother were in a Pizza Hut on the table next to Paul Daniels and the Lovely Debbie McGee. Paul did lots of close magic tricks for the staff.
June 15, 2025 at 6:55 PM
This is from a Sutton Coldfield Town match last year (as you can probably tell from the ball).
June 14, 2025 at 7:57 AM
I couldn't go to this game because I had a severe chest infection, watched calmly at home. When we won i let out a single cry of joy and spent the next twenty minutes on the floor coughing and trying to breathe.
June 13, 2025 at 11:16 AM