Garth Barks
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Drake Maye looks more like Tom Brady every time I watch him
November 14, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Drake Maye looks more like Tom Brady every time I watch him
NEW RULE: NFL primetime games have to stop sucking so hard. I can't take any more of this!
November 11, 2025 at 3:35 AM
NEW RULE: NFL primetime games have to stop sucking so hard. I can't take any more of this!
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Pritzker: "Stephen Miller is clearly ordering people to break the law. So he should know that yeah, it may be three years from now that he is held accountable, but I think it's important for them to know that whatever they do now, it's not like we're going to forget."
October 17, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Pritzker: "Stephen Miller is clearly ordering people to break the law. So he should know that yeah, it may be three years from now that he is held accountable, but I think it's important for them to know that whatever they do now, it's not like we're going to forget."
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Trump: ‘We Could Argue All Day About Who Is Or Isn’t A Child Rapist’
July 24, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Trump: ‘We Could Argue All Day About Who Is Or Isn’t A Child Rapist’
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I have to say, I don't think "recognizing incredibly wealthy individuals" is a skill that I value highly among civil servants
July 16, 2025 at 1:58 AM
I have to say, I don't think "recognizing incredibly wealthy individuals" is a skill that I value highly among civil servants
Aaron Schatz's 2025 FTN Football Almanac Day is here!
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FTN Football Almanac
FTN's 2025 Football almanac Presale is now live! Aaron Schatz's almanac covers all 32 teams with advanced stats, in-depth analysis, and DVOA metrics.
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July 14, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Aaron Schatz's 2025 FTN Football Almanac Day is here!
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Kirk Cousins' love affair with Great Clips is definitely the funniest subplot of Quarterback.
July 13, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Kirk Cousins' love affair with Great Clips is definitely the funniest subplot of Quarterback.
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one of the stranger phenomena in American life is that hate is supposed to flow in one direction (rural people get to hate urban people, Republicans get to hate Democrats) and if the hate goes the other way people pretend as if this is very upsetting.
The media made a HUGE deal out of "basket of deplorables" and "cling to their guns or religion."
But, of course, it will totally ignore Trump saying he hates Democrats: "I hate them. I believe they hate their country."
But, of course, it will totally ignore Trump saying he hates Democrats: "I hate them. I believe they hate their country."
in addition to his "shylocks" comment, i can't imagine the media backlash if Biden said anything like from this screenshot - that he "hates Republicans" - and i'm also tired of having this "IMAGINE IF BIDEN!" thought experiment but it's just a constant reminder of the double standards
July 4, 2025 at 3:28 PM
one of the stranger phenomena in American life is that hate is supposed to flow in one direction (rural people get to hate urban people, Republicans get to hate Democrats) and if the hate goes the other way people pretend as if this is very upsetting.
I think he's talking about Tim AT&T.
June 30, 2025 at 7:31 PM
I think he's talking about Tim AT&T.
I'll bet Chuck Schumer is drafting such a strongly worded letter right now!
June 23, 2025 at 7:45 PM
I'll bet Chuck Schumer is drafting such a strongly worded letter right now!
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The Ayatollah’s biggest mistake? Not going on Joe Rogan.
June 22, 2025 at 12:14 PM
The Ayatollah’s biggest mistake? Not going on Joe Rogan.
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It’s a good thing Congress isn’t alive to see this
June 22, 2025 at 12:47 AM
It’s a good thing Congress isn’t alive to see this
Nothing is better than when you unsubscribe from a company's email blasts and they instantly send you . . . an email . . . to confirm you've been unsubscribed.
June 17, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Nothing is better than when you unsubscribe from a company's email blasts and they instantly send you . . . an email . . . to confirm you've been unsubscribed.
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Aaron Rodgers Purchases Lavish Pittsburgh-Area Bunker
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June 10, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Aaron Rodgers Purchases Lavish Pittsburgh-Area Bunker
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it’s funny that they’re both on their own personal websites posting their little posts
June 5, 2025 at 8:35 PM
it’s funny that they’re both on their own personal websites posting their little posts
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In some wars, you want the bullets to win.
June 5, 2025 at 7:09 PM
In some wars, you want the bullets to win.
Trump has a chance to do something really funny today and send those white farmers back to South Africa.
June 5, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Trump has a chance to do something really funny today and send those white farmers back to South Africa.
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Today’s episode of The Ezra Klein Show.
Trump’s Big Budget Bomb
With @crampell.bsky.social
www.nytimes.com/2025/05/23/o...
Trump’s Big Budget Bomb
With @crampell.bsky.social
www.nytimes.com/2025/05/23/o...
Opinion | Trump’s Big Budget Bomb
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May 23, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Today’s episode of The Ezra Klein Show.
Trump’s Big Budget Bomb
With @crampell.bsky.social
www.nytimes.com/2025/05/23/o...
Trump’s Big Budget Bomb
With @crampell.bsky.social
www.nytimes.com/2025/05/23/o...
Our universities, and the international students they draw, have long been one of the United States' greatest competitive advantages. To turn away this talent and what it will be capable of after graduating is just foolish. Massive self-own from the dumbest administration imaginable.
Trump Administration Says It Is Halting Harvard’s Ability to Enroll International Students
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May 22, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Our universities, and the international students they draw, have long been one of the United States' greatest competitive advantages. To turn away this talent and what it will be capable of after graduating is just foolish. Massive self-own from the dumbest administration imaginable.
Swimming in shit to own the libs.
RFK Jr. celebrated on Sunday by taking shirtless selfies and swimming in an E. coli-ridden, sewage-infested creek where swimming, notably, has been banned by the National Park Service, thanks to the whole...poop water issue.
RFK Jr. Took His Grandkids for a Dip in a Sewage-Contaminated Creek For Mother’s Day
The National Park Service bans swimming in Rock Creek due to “high levels of bacteria.”
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May 12, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Swimming in shit to own the libs.
Mercy sakes alive, looks like we've got us a conclave.
May 7, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Mercy sakes alive, looks like we've got us a conclave.
"Gutfeld, you're up."
April 21, 2025 at 7:40 PM
"Gutfeld, you're up."
Elon Musk is a ketamine junkie and a deadbeat dad with a bad sense of humor and no friends. So, cash rich, but life poor as hell.
March 10, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Elon Musk is a ketamine junkie and a deadbeat dad with a bad sense of humor and no friends. So, cash rich, but life poor as hell.