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Miniature urinal on the shop counter with a sign that reads, "take a piss, leave a piss"
May 7, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Miniature urinal on the shop counter with a sign that reads, "take a piss, leave a piss"
Acoustic Hitachi Magic Wand
March 9, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Acoustic Hitachi Magic Wand
It's employee appreciation day at work today. All I can think about is taking this pizza slice and nailing it to my bosses door like Martin Luther
March 7, 2025 at 5:41 PM
It's employee appreciation day at work today. All I can think about is taking this pizza slice and nailing it to my bosses door like Martin Luther
Hear me out, Big Booty Asstronomy
February 22, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Hear me out, Big Booty Asstronomy
Anyone else have an intense urge to call anyone named Gordon 'Commissioner'?
February 20, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Anyone else have an intense urge to call anyone named Gordon 'Commissioner'?
When I find myself in times of trouble, mother Mary comes to me. Speaking words of wisdom rotatingsandwiches.com
Rotating Sandwiches
that's it
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February 7, 2025 at 8:38 AM
When I find myself in times of trouble, mother Mary comes to me. Speaking words of wisdom rotatingsandwiches.com
In Star Trek they beam out the poops
February 6, 2025 at 4:42 PM
In Star Trek they beam out the poops
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I get no thanks or recognition for Not Being Worse. I could be worse and yet I choose not to be. But if this continues perhaps I'll be forced to reconsider...
January 19, 2025 at 3:12 PM
I get no thanks or recognition for Not Being Worse. I could be worse and yet I choose not to be. But if this continues perhaps I'll be forced to reconsider...
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Crazy that people used to look like this
January 18, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Crazy that people used to look like this
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a realistic cookbook where every recipe starts with "step 1: clean up your kitchen"
January 12, 2025 at 1:34 AM
a realistic cookbook where every recipe starts with "step 1: clean up your kitchen"
Call me Space Jam the way I hoop that dookie
January 11, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Call me Space Jam the way I hoop that dookie
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Are your pockets empty or are you just really unhappy to see me
January 6, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Are your pockets empty or are you just really unhappy to see me
For all my new followers here's a serious one: do you ever just shit so hard
January 5, 2025 at 12:53 AM
For all my new followers here's a serious one: do you ever just shit so hard
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Your gifts are monstrous
October 19, 2024 at 6:13 PM
Your gifts are monstrous
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Two orbs and a flesh body
November 14, 2024 at 2:43 AM
Two orbs and a flesh body
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million dollar idea: mom tarts
December 30, 2024 at 9:18 PM
million dollar idea: mom tarts
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[on Family Feud]
Me: fuck u grandpa I hate u
Steve Harvey: umm that's not really how it works
Me: fuck u grandpa I hate u
Steve Harvey: umm that's not really how it works
December 30, 2024 at 3:42 AM
[on Family Feud]
Me: fuck u grandpa I hate u
Steve Harvey: umm that's not really how it works
Me: fuck u grandpa I hate u
Steve Harvey: umm that's not really how it works
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Getting it twisted-but it’s the blankets on my bed.
December 30, 2024 at 5:20 AM
Getting it twisted-but it’s the blankets on my bed.
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It's not my fault you're all asleep in the middle of the night
December 30, 2024 at 7:25 AM
It's not my fault you're all asleep in the middle of the night
The culture war is so stupid just leave milk be
December 29, 2024 at 11:02 PM
The culture war is so stupid just leave milk be
You ever feel like a wet bag of barbecue hammers?
December 24, 2024 at 12:01 AM
You ever feel like a wet bag of barbecue hammers?
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A pain we know all too well is how you’ll spend 10 minutes on a post getting it perfect and it’ll bomb and then you’ll post “spaghetti has to be one of the five great dinners” and get 10,000 likes
December 23, 2024 at 4:45 AM
A pain we know all too well is how you’ll spend 10 minutes on a post getting it perfect and it’ll bomb and then you’ll post “spaghetti has to be one of the five great dinners” and get 10,000 likes