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Chorizo Joe
@chorizojoe.bsky.social
Just Some Guy (not actually named Joe). Autistic with assorted brain scrambles. Burnt out writer and local witch. Mediocre GM. Excels at trauma dumping. TRANS RIGHTS and Free Palestine.

they/she
Pinned
Sorry for crashing out
It will happen again
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This is horrific for healthcare to benefit financially from patients desperate for treatment.

Investigation needed into #ALS treatment promised by #Saskatchewan #Healthcare
Sask. NDP and ALS society calling on province to investigate Moose Jaw health centre | CBC News
The Saskatchewan NDP and the ALS Society of Saskatchewan are calling on the minister of health to investigate a Moose Jaw health centre that promises to halt and reverse ALS symptoms for a $75,000 US ...
www.cbc.ca
November 30, 2025 at 10:32 PM
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November 26, 2025 at 11:58 PM
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I think if Canada wants to have a strong cultural identity we need to go back to doing what we're best at, making the weirdest fucking TV shows you've ever seen
November 26, 2025 at 7:33 PM
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Don't forget that Sam Raimi's Spider-Man is a Thanksgiving film.
November 26, 2025 at 9:05 PM
I am not hating because we are all victims of patriarchy but whenever a woman says she shaves her legs because she "prefers the feeling of shaved skin" I want to tell her to be so fucking for real.

That "preference" was implanted in your brain!!!
November 27, 2025 at 5:48 PM
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THIS is why you should shop at independent bookshops
November 25, 2025 at 10:36 AM
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Morning! If you can send Bianca some cash, she's going to college to get out of a rough living situation. She's just a wee bairn and nobody who can co-sign a student loan for her, will. If she doesn't make her goal, she'll have to drop out (and return to that living situation). Reskeets help too!
November 25, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Special interest make brain go brrrrr
Question: Why are you still a Star Wars fan to this day?

#StarWars #Fandom
November 25, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Call me crazy but I don't think non-Indigenous people, especially white settlers (like me), should be using the word Pretendian.
November 25, 2025 at 3:58 PM
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"Stop Unhoused Death"
Seen in Saint John, New Brunswick, Canada
November 23, 2025 at 12:50 AM
I am normal and can be trusted around Jared Harris
November 24, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Kind of reminds me of when Trudeau was asked (by a female reporter) why he wanted gender parity in his cabinet, and instead of taking the opportunity to underline the importance of equality, he gave her a snippy reply. Congrats on the soundbite though, I guess?
Before I even clicked the video to see the context in which Carney responded “who cares” to a reporter asking when he last spoke with Trump, I knew it would a female reporter who asked the question.

Why? Because Carney is consistently more short with and rude to female reporters.

Sure enough:
November 24, 2025 at 7:05 PM
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Canada is releasing a set of stamps celebrating the nation's graphic novelists.

These stamps feature Kate Beaton, Jimmy Beaulieu, Guy Delisle, Julie Doucet, Bryan Lee O’Malley and Michael Nicoll Yahgulanaas, alongside some of their famous works.
November 21, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Everyone talking about MTG and I have to remind myself they don't mean Magic The Gathering
November 24, 2025 at 5:39 PM
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I wrote about the exhaustion and dissonance of writing about TDOR for the past 15 years
I’m sick of writing about dead trans people | Xtra Magazine
For 15 years, I hoped my words would change something. Now I’m grieving the world that could’ve been
xtramagazine.com
November 20, 2025 at 7:33 PM
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Celebrating International Transgender Day of Remembrance today. ♥
November 20, 2025 at 6:52 PM
I was born to be a ship's boy or steward. I should be dead of scurvy by now, as god intended.
November 20, 2025 at 8:25 PM
I have been watching The Terror for a third time and felt called to create this cross-stitch chart. PWYC if you are interested! ko-fi.com/s/12621895b5
"Get in, loser! We're going to die of scurvy" cross stitch PDF - Rebecca Dingwell's Ko-fi Shop
A Terror-inspired cross-stitch chart! Designed to gather your crew for a doomed voyage.
ko-fi.com
November 17, 2025 at 3:21 PM
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wym the guy who killed Vine, former twitter ceo jack dorsey, is the guy trying to bring it back? we hate elon but don’t forget, jack, we hated you, too
November 14, 2025 at 5:51 PM
THERE IS QUITE LITERALLY A BLACK MIRROR EPISODE ABOUT THIS
Nightmarish idea for a startup tbh
November 14, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Whatever you do, don't think about how in the book, Frankenstein's monster was NEVER touched with affection EVER in his miserable existence. He did not know the loving touch of a friend, a parent, a partner.

OF COURSE HE WANTED A COMPANION JFC.
November 14, 2025 at 4:33 PM
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at the end of the day no official merch can compete with the fandom merch made by insane fan artists fueled only by the love of the game and homosexuality
November 10, 2025 at 9:51 PM
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finished my acceleration rune cross stitch for @staroverlord.bsky.social last night! (cutting it very close bc today’s her last day here 😭). if you’re wondering how many writers it takes to put a cross stitch in a frame, the answer is 3.
November 10, 2025 at 9:04 PM
I was too shy to ask the guy dressed as Obi-Wan in Clone Wars armour for a pic but I am thinking about him. Yeah. :)
November 10, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Always extremely weird to see writers (especially those who are against gen AI for writing purposes) use AI-generated images. Boooooo! Shaaaaame!
November 10, 2025 at 8:01 PM