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Chorizo Joe
@chorizojoe.bsky.social
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Just Some Guy (not actually named Joe). Autistic with assorted brain scrambles. Burnt out writer and local witch. Mediocre GM. Excels at trauma dumping. TRANS RIGHTS and Free Palestine.

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Hozier is truly amazing live. Genuinely everything I hoped it would be. His voice, his presence—my heart was pounding the whole time.
A concert photo with the heads of the crowed bathed in blue light. Hozier is in the distance onstage and enlarged on a screen to the right. A screen at the back of the stage reads “No Irish Need Apply,” with the first letter of each word highlighted in red to spell “NINA.”
September 15, 2025 at 10:50 AM
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Putting a watermark on ai generated work is WILD too…
September 6, 2025 at 4:46 PM
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I did do my homework, including looking at the wonky appendages on your “art,” inconsistent style and more. Just because other people have fallen for it doesn’t make it ok. Mock me all you want, but I’m not paying for this. Lesson learned—can’t trust people on this platform.
September 6, 2025 at 4:38 PM
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This is Yoda, my perfect baby angel greyhound
September 6, 2025 at 12:56 PM
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This feels like my fault
A screenshot of two discord messages, both under the username Bex. The first message, timestamped 13:41, reads, “God I just want her to dump him and his MAGA buddies.” The second message, timestamped at 14:09 reads, “NOT THE ENGAGEMENT POST. Sorry I jinxed it hahahaha.”
August 26, 2025 at 5:26 PM
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Here is the church, here is the steeple,
Comedian Matt Rife now legal guardian of Annabelle, the doll that kills people
August 3, 2025 at 3:47 AM
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A screenshot of a Letterboxd feed with the username and profile photo censored. The feed shows the user added several Guillermo Del Toro films to her “watchlist” Sickos meme
August 2, 2025 at 2:08 PM
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Good lord, what is happening in there? Simpsons meme with Halifax City Hall in the doorway
July 10, 2025 at 4:12 PM
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Do you ever just
A drop-down list from the ao3 website, including Conclave (2024), Conclave - Robert Harris, Conclave (2024) RPF, and The Conclave (2006).
June 24, 2025 at 11:06 PM
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Full moon shenanigans (this was taken soon before the power went out). 🌕
Oracle cards spread face down on a surface. The card box, “Celtic Moon,” is nearby. A card depicting the “milk moon” full moon is on a card stand. A brown mug with the Awen symbol to the right of the milk moon card.
May 13, 2025 at 12:59 AM
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May 6, 2025 at 10:23 PM
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Me ever since that post on Julien Baker’s Instagram
Darth Vader where is Padme meme. It reads “Where is Julien? Is she safe? Is she alright?”
May 6, 2025 at 3:17 PM
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I guess I do sigils now
A sigil of various lines and curves in purple ink. The bottom text reads “heal from grief.”
May 6, 2025 at 1:31 AM