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ChinchillaMajor (Retired IRL Angel Dust)
@chinchillamajor.bsky.social
Gerbil the Chinchilla. Over-40 beloved cryptid.
One of the first post-op altersex folks, and proud of it!
Very glad you and I exist. :3
(I often post/reblog NSFW material, so please don't follow me if you're under 18.)
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Bigenital Revolution, the informational zine I lived/wrote and @jpawlik.com did the AMAZING art for, is now BACK IN STOCK at @microcosm.bsky.social !! ✨️

The first run sold out in 8 days (whaaat?!), so if you're after a copy, I'd act sooner rather than later!

microcosmpublishing.com/catalog/zine...
Bigenital Revolution: My (Very) Graphic Guide to Nonbinary Gender-Affirming Phalloplasty
Go on a journey with Hyde Goltz, one of the first people to ever have bigenital surgery—basically, they have two functional sets of genitals. Hyde shares the...
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okay

realized I'm in a PTSD spiral atm

*ACTUALLY* putting my phone down and filing off to my room like a fire drill

gonna lie down & do breathing exercises until I actually *COULD* help anyone else, again

You will not BELIEVE how much I truly love y'all, but I gotta recharge

please be safe. 💗
November 19, 2025 at 4:57 PM
THE FUCKING *TEAR*

I NEED TO GO LIE FACE DOWN IN A DARK ROOM FOR A WHILE

BUT I KNOW WHAT I'M LISTENING TO ON LOOP ONCE I'M OUT, THANK YOU FOR CLIPPING THIS 💗
November 19, 2025 at 4:30 PM
okay so

what I really loved most about Season Two was, after I'd done all that work processing the years of buried memories Season One shook back up to the surface, I can just... sit back and enjoy the show, now

yay ^^✨️
November 19, 2025 at 3:44 PM
also while I'm mumbling to myself in my little corner of the fandom after having seen the finale

Val using the same line John dumped me with, only it's used against VOX??

nobody will care but me, but. that felt good. REAL good~

beaming out my teeny chilla-sized thankyew to the universe 🙃💗🫶
November 19, 2025 at 3:42 PM
WHAT DO YOU *MEAN* THERE WAS A VALENTINO ART TUTORIAL AND NOBODY MESSAGED ME

WHO DO YOU PEOPLE THINK I *AM* X3
November 19, 2025 at 3:26 PM
@vanillabrwnsugr.bsky.social

YOU DID IT

JUST GOT ONLINE AFTER SEEING EP8 AND YOU DID IT

NILLA EYES ARE CANON

ANGEL'S ACTING HOW WE KNEW HE WOULD

OMG OMG LEAPING UP AND DOWN 'CAUSE WE *DID* IT (in different ways, I'll have to DM about that but)

WINNING AT HAZBIN

OMG SO HAPPY RN~~ 💗💗💗🫶💗💗💗🙃💗
November 19, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Me: I'm just gonna take these next few days easy. No big emotional upsets. I'm acknowledging how fragile and exhausted I am right now, and proceeding accordingly.

Dungeon I've been a sub at: hey btw we're dropping you effective today 'cuz yr head injury makes you a liability

Me: ...

Me: w e l p 🙃
November 18, 2025 at 2:31 AM
before I log off again, though, my hopes for the last two eps of S2:

- Vox makes it up to Heaven; gets told to tell his story by the Speaker; glitches out/breaks down after he's shown to everyone to be the crying child inside he truly is

- Angel doesn't want to harm his friends; goes back to Val
November 17, 2025 at 11:31 PM
will be back online once the iMac rainbow beach ball spinning over my head is done processing Grand Rapids Comic Con this weekend

which may take a while

it was all good news-- GREAT, even-- but this con emotionally *wrecked* me, and that was WITH the help of my partner/medical companion there X3
November 17, 2025 at 11:28 PM
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i love hazbin

i’m so thankful to viv for sharing her creation with us and so so incredibly thankful to the cast for bringing the characters to life. i have not been this invested in a piece of media in many many years.

i have met so many great people through our collective love for hazbin hotel
November 12, 2025 at 11:04 PM
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The most important part of this episode, now memed. Valentino being from Florida is so funny #hazbinhotels2spoilers #staticmoth
November 12, 2025 at 3:12 PM
*STILL* SPARKLING AT THE TOP OF MY LUNGS OVER THIS, THIS IS GOING IN MY FIREPROOF *SAFE* IT'S SO GREAT~ ✨️💕✨️🫀🫶

(and if I wasn't so hella distracted for Reasons I Can't Say Publicly Online(TM), I *totally* woulda made that more apparent than I did after opening that layer of the letter, ty, ilu~) 🫂🙃💗
✨💙Benzie❤️✨

modified Hazbin Hotel trading card for my good buddy @chinchillamajor.bsky.social of their adorable badass #hellsona !
November 10, 2025 at 7:12 PM
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I'm so thankful for queer people who draw porn. Because it's almost exclusively queer erotica that depicts genuine desire and lust for different types of bodies. Body hair, scars, rolls and folds, all of it. Queer Erotic is profoundly healing in the most intimately human way I can imagine.
November 10, 2025 at 4:38 PM
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COSPLAY IDEA: Cuck Chair Alastor

Imagine going to a con & getting to sit in a chair the entire time while being able to push yourself and glide across the smooth floors.

Plz someone do this!

#hazbinhotelseason2 #hazbinhotelS2 #HazbinHotel #HazbinHotelVox #HazbinHotelAlastor #RadioStatic
November 9, 2025 at 7:13 PM
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There are still multiple votes left, CALL.

CALL if one of the turncoats is your senator.
CALL if your senator voted no and lay the pressure on anyway.

People's lives literally depend on keeping their ACA tax credits. Read them the riot act.
We have updated our call script so you can let your Senators know how you feel about this (TERRIBLE) deal they just advanced...

👉🏽 5calls.org/issue/federa...
UPDATE: Senate votes to advance a tentative deal to end the government shutdown, clearing a key hurdle.
November 10, 2025 at 11:00 AM
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Everyone please think about the REAL victim in the #RadioStatic breakup please and thank you 🙏
November 10, 2025 at 12:50 AM
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New product from VoxTek: Pin the Tail on that Loser Alastor. Don't let reality crush your dreams! (This is a fully printable, free poster game. Link on my tumblr) #vox #alastor #hazbinhotel #fanart #shitpost #noticemesenpai #areshiptagsappropriate #radiostatic #radiosilence #idontknowthedifference
November 9, 2025 at 6:23 PM
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I think in the climate of things it feels important to say that I'm completely against people policing ways in which other people enjoy things. No, people don't need to have "trauma" to love/relate/get turned on by fake fictional characters or situations and to put that disclaimer awards you acab
November 9, 2025 at 5:29 PM
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We're socialized to constantly apologize for being too outwardly excited about things, but this world is so full of terror and misery that I'd rather see those bursts of light and passion shine through the cracks wherever you can find them.
November 7, 2025 at 2:36 PM
‼️CONSIDER THIS ACCOUNT NSFW, AFTER THIS WEEKEND‼️

I've *acted* more PG, since that VICE article. Even moreso when my book dropped. Didn't want my freak flag to scare off potential audiences.

Which sucks, 'cuz I happen to be a proud, *joyful* freak. & I'm gonna stop hiding it.

This is your warning.
November 8, 2025 at 4:35 AM
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November 6, 2025 at 11:05 PM
extending my congratulations to the Labrador retriever I saw walking by with THE HUGEST BRANCH FULL OF LEAVES held proudly in their mouth, head high, eyes bright

that dog is WINNING at Today
November 6, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Huh. I posted that last thing speculating on whether Angel Dust and I share an *early* past as well, and suddenly I found myself dissociating in a gas station bathroom, nearly an hour later.

...filing that thought under "let's not keep poking this one for now."

MOVING ON ✨️
November 6, 2025 at 10:27 PM
[tw incest/abuse]

S1Ep2 Angel: "...who never got enough hugs."
Me: what if that's ironic bc he got TOO MANY hugs, etc

S2Ep1 Angel: "Hey! Perv! Hands off the chest fluff!"
Me: omg Charlie JUST SAID "guests are family"

S2Ep3 Angel: [iced his dad]
Me: WHAT IF IT WAS FOR THE 'TOO MANY HUGS' ET CETERA
November 6, 2025 at 6:30 PM
all my RadioStatic peeps eating a BANQUET today

but my brain has not stopped being absolute MOOSH since eps 1&2 dropped

if any moots wanna go into DMs and hear THE MOST HEARTWARMING FUCKING THING THAT NOBODY CAN EVER PUBLICLY KNOW ABOUT, AND I *MEAN* THAT, *SERIOUSLY*

you know where to find me 💗
November 5, 2025 at 9:09 PM