ChinchillaMajor (Retired IRL Angel Dust)
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ChinchillaMajor (Retired IRL Angel Dust)
@chinchillamajor.bsky.social
Gerbil the Chinchilla. Over-40 beloved cryptid.
One of the first post-op altersex folks, and proud of it!
Very glad you and I exist. :3
(I often post/reblog NSFW material, so please don't follow me if you're under 18.)
Sneaking online w/o reading anything to say, I deleted my phone number here 'cause... Internet.. but it's in the DM I sent earlier, too.

I don't want you to feel pressured to use it, but. If you still think you're annoying, then I happen to *like* your flavor of annoying.

okay going offline again
November 19, 2025 at 10:54 PM
...There. Better than I was.

My phone will be on, but I'm heading offline for some meetings, and to get house chores done.

If I gave you my number, you're free to reach out at any point. Past that, I'm not gonna stress about it. I have done literally What I Can Do.

see y'all later. 💗
November 19, 2025 at 5:55 PM
screaming along with you

okay that's been like FIVE TIMES where I said I'd put my phone down, I REALLY NEED TO put my phone down now lol but I can't seem to DO it, I need to keep checking in on people, screaming, checking, and screaming some more

gonna TRY putting my phone down now. again. fr
November 19, 2025 at 4:49 PM
YOU ARE CORRECT, ALSO
November 19, 2025 at 4:39 PM
even if we just sit alone in silence and decompress.

I know how deep and loud it hurts when you THOUGHT someone Got You and they didn't

I'm setting my phone down now.

please be safe.
November 19, 2025 at 4:38 PM
or text I mean

(hell, I PREFER texts, just

I fucking care about you dude)
November 19, 2025 at 4:37 PM
(and yes, all of you who've been around since my glitch voice fuckery days KNOW what that means) 🫶
November 19, 2025 at 4:33 PM
ACTUALLY THANK YOU FOR CLIPPING THIS, I KNOW WHAT I'M LISTENING TO ON LOOP FOR THE NEXT AMOUNT OF HOURS

ONCE I LIE FACE DOWN IN A DARK ROOM FOR A WHILE AND GET MY UPPERCASE UNDER CONTROL AGAIN 💗
November 19, 2025 at 4:28 PM
THAT *WITH* THE CRYING

THE CRYING IS WHAT DID ME IN
November 19, 2025 at 4:20 PM
THE TIMING OF THIS REBLOG
November 19, 2025 at 4:18 PM
I agree with what you're saying

I will be able to say more, once I'm done being manic from just having seen the finale like half an hour ago. I need to lie face down in a dark room for a while

but I look forward to talking more about this
November 19, 2025 at 4:17 PM
I'M NEVER ONLINE!!! I'M THE FANDOM ELDER lol

also thankyew~~ making little kissy faces and tossing them at my screen at you X3
November 19, 2025 at 3:35 PM
omg OMG yes yes there is a part of me who's going to be watching this on loop for HOURS thankyew 👀✨️
November 19, 2025 at 3:33 PM
(also, if I didn't have to have ~*~brand recognition~*~ for my book, would TOTALLY grab. like. in a heartbeat, y'don't understand)
November 19, 2025 at 3:32 PM
I can't get over how Nilla eyes are now canon~ ✨️💗
November 19, 2025 at 3:31 PM
I love how you got future sight, whereas I panicked and grabbed Figure Out How To Sparkle Through All This Shit like twentysomething years ahead of you

I mean technically they're BOTH gifts
November 19, 2025 at 3:22 PM
stage whispers: hey, still trying to work through that my legacy would be being spiritually connected to a cartoon character, only 20 years too early, and the torch got passed on to you

maybe I'm your evolved form who went ahead enough to show you, you CAN learn to love yourself?

jk lol

unless? 👀
November 19, 2025 at 3:19 PM
wait WHAT 👀✨️
November 19, 2025 at 3:12 PM