David à Paris (feat. CJ)
@chiggyvr.bsky.social
Irish in Paris. (He/Him) ;
Born at 345 ppm, currently 427 ppm 🚨🚨🚨
Born at 345 ppm, currently 427 ppm 🚨🚨🚨
Pinned
Hold on to the fact that there is some good in this world, and it's worth fighting for.
If you want to stop criminals making money selling drugs, decriminalise the drugs. www.bbc.com/news/article...
Friday-night drug deals helping Russian war machine, UK crime agency warns
The National Crime Agency says a "vast criminal ecosystem" funds "really bad things" around the world.
www.bbc.com
November 21, 2025 at 10:24 AM
If you want to stop criminals making money selling drugs, decriminalise the drugs. www.bbc.com/news/article...
The best case for LLMs is how they let us see the world’s richest man repeatedly and publicly humiliate himself in the most innovative ways. His cars are mediocre, his rockets rely on people far smarter than him, but Elon Musk is our greatest ever pioneer in the art of being a pathetic little freak.
everything that is wrong with Elon Musk can be summed up in the fact that there’s nobody in his life who can sit him down and tell him how embarrassing this is
This shit is delightful
November 21, 2025 at 9:07 AM
The best case for LLMs is how they let us see the world’s richest man repeatedly and publicly humiliate himself in the most innovative ways. His cars are mediocre, his rockets rely on people far smarter than him, but Elon Musk is our greatest ever pioneer in the art of being a pathetic little freak.
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Social media from a shark's perspective:
Facebook: I like eating seals
LinkedIn: My skills include catching seals
Yelp: This place serves pretty good seal
Pinterest: Here's my family seal recipe, it won't look as good when you make it
Twitter: Why do (((dolphins))) control the world?
Facebook: I like eating seals
LinkedIn: My skills include catching seals
Yelp: This place serves pretty good seal
Pinterest: Here's my family seal recipe, it won't look as good when you make it
Twitter: Why do (((dolphins))) control the world?
November 18, 2025 at 12:06 PM
Social media from a shark's perspective:
Facebook: I like eating seals
LinkedIn: My skills include catching seals
Yelp: This place serves pretty good seal
Pinterest: Here's my family seal recipe, it won't look as good when you make it
Twitter: Why do (((dolphins))) control the world?
Facebook: I like eating seals
LinkedIn: My skills include catching seals
Yelp: This place serves pretty good seal
Pinterest: Here's my family seal recipe, it won't look as good when you make it
Twitter: Why do (((dolphins))) control the world?
Going to therapy changed everything for me, even though admitting I needed help, even to myself, felt terrifying at first. I grew up believing I had to shoulder everything alone so I wouldn’t burden anyone, and that belief nearly crushed me. 1/2
#InternationalMensDay
#InternationalMensDay
November 19, 2025 at 10:57 AM
Going to therapy changed everything for me, even though admitting I needed help, even to myself, felt terrifying at first. I grew up believing I had to shoulder everything alone so I wouldn’t burden anyone, and that belief nearly crushed me. 1/2
#InternationalMensDay
#InternationalMensDay
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Whomst among us hasn't felt a little vacuum about snackie all done
November 18, 2025 at 7:02 AM
Whomst among us hasn't felt a little vacuum about snackie all done
AMAZE AMAZE AMAZE
🚨NEW PROJECT HAIL MARY TRAILER🚨
Yes, I'm very excited because I've been waiting for this adaptation of an excellent sci-fi novel for years. 😁
Only in theaters and IMAX 3.20.26.
Yes, I'm very excited because I've been waiting for this adaptation of an excellent sci-fi novel for years. 😁
Only in theaters and IMAX 3.20.26.
Project Hail Mary | Official Trailer 2
YouTube video by Amazon MGM Studios
www.youtube.com
November 18, 2025 at 10:32 PM
AMAZE AMAZE AMAZE
This guy just can't miss when it comes to book titles.
The title of my next book, the 5th in the John Dies at the End series, has been leaked, by me. It will be called,
'THERE ARE NO GIANT CRABS IN THIS NOVEL: A Novel of Giant Crabs'
There is a free preview chapter in the paperback edition of I'm Starting to Worry About This Black Box of Doom.
'THERE ARE NO GIANT CRABS IN THIS NOVEL: A Novel of Giant Crabs'
There is a free preview chapter in the paperback edition of I'm Starting to Worry About This Black Box of Doom.
November 18, 2025 at 4:13 PM
This guy just can't miss when it comes to book titles.
Just saw a photo of the gold-vandalised Oval Office and struck by how, if you sent that photo back to 2016, every single Democrat you spoke to would be convinced that the picture alone would be enough to bring down Trump.
November 15, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Just saw a photo of the gold-vandalised Oval Office and struck by how, if you sent that photo back to 2016, every single Democrat you spoke to would be convinced that the picture alone would be enough to bring down Trump.
Just watched Stephen Colbert spend an entire episode talking about Jeffrey Epstein and how evil pedophiles are, and then bring out Pete Townshend as the musical guest.
What the hell, man.
What the hell, man.
November 13, 2025 at 9:58 AM
Just watched Stephen Colbert spend an entire episode talking about Jeffrey Epstein and how evil pedophiles are, and then bring out Pete Townshend as the musical guest.
What the hell, man.
What the hell, man.
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As all this disgusting Epstein shit starts surfacing more and more, I hope we don't lose sight of the fact that apparently every major media outlet knew everything and instead spent their time money and energy attacking the trans community.
November 13, 2025 at 1:07 AM
As all this disgusting Epstein shit starts surfacing more and more, I hope we don't lose sight of the fact that apparently every major media outlet knew everything and instead spent their time money and energy attacking the trans community.
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Vaxxed?
The American penny died on Wednesday in Philadelphia. It was 232. The cause was irrelevance and expensiveness, the Treasury Department said. Nothing could be bought any more with a penny, as the cost to mint the penny had risen to more than 3 cents. nyti.ms/48bFd5K
November 12, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Vaxxed?
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If you have two parties, and one party wants ethnic cleansing and eugenics, and the other party wants to cooperate with them and meet in the middle, you have one party that wants ethnic cleansing and eugenics.
February 11, 2025 at 9:32 AM
If you have two parties, and one party wants ethnic cleansing and eugenics, and the other party wants to cooperate with them and meet in the middle, you have one party that wants ethnic cleansing and eugenics.
RIP to James Watson, all-round scumbag and one of two co-erasers of Rosalind Franklin, the discoverer of the structure DNA.
Rosalind Franklin - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
November 7, 2025 at 9:25 PM
RIP to James Watson, all-round scumbag and one of two co-erasers of Rosalind Franklin, the discoverer of the structure DNA.
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Fact-Checking Claims About Zohran Mamdani https://theonion.com/fact-checking-claims-about-zohran-mamdani/
November 7, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Fact-Checking Claims About Zohran Mamdani https://theonion.com/fact-checking-claims-about-zohran-mamdani/
Today's kids can't imagine life before the Internet. Tomorrow’s kids won’t believe most things on it used to be made by humans and it was almost all completely usable.
November 6, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Today's kids can't imagine life before the Internet. Tomorrow’s kids won’t believe most things on it used to be made by humans and it was almost all completely usable.
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A neat little quiz game: Is a headline homophobia from the 80s-90s or transphobia from the 2010s-2020s? Because it's all the same bullshit, repackaged for the hate du jour
haveigotphobiaforyou.com
haveigotphobiaforyou.com
Have I Got Phobia For You
Bringing attention to the often harmful practices of our mainstream media. Thankfully the days of vile hostility against gay people are now more or less over, but, reading today’s newspapers, there’s ...
haveigotphobiaforyou.com
November 4, 2025 at 6:42 PM
A neat little quiz game: Is a headline homophobia from the 80s-90s or transphobia from the 2010s-2020s? Because it's all the same bullshit, repackaged for the hate du jour
haveigotphobiaforyou.com
haveigotphobiaforyou.com
When the truth about "vote blue, no matter who" finally hits home for me.
November 4, 2025 at 7:35 PM
When the truth about "vote blue, no matter who" finally hits home for me.
"Did you hear? That hated Republican politician is finally dead!!"
"😃"
"No, not him."
"😭"
"😃"
"No, not him."
"😭"
November 4, 2025 at 4:17 PM
"Did you hear? That hated Republican politician is finally dead!!"
"😃"
"No, not him."
"😭"
"😃"
"No, not him."
"😭"
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We are being ruled by absolute losers
November 4, 2025 at 3:18 AM
We are being ruled by absolute losers
Life was so much simpler when, instead of falsely blaming all our society’s problems on tiny minorities, we rightly blamed them on the English.
November 2, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Life was so much simpler when, instead of falsely blaming all our society’s problems on tiny minorities, we rightly blamed them on the English.
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FF & FG forget that the dream of a free Ireland was one of a socialist republic.
A society which cares for each other.
One which did not hand education, healthcare and social welfare to The Church and it's 'holy' orders.
One which does not seek to profit from the misery of people living here.
A society which cares for each other.
One which did not hand education, healthcare and social welfare to The Church and it's 'holy' orders.
One which does not seek to profit from the misery of people living here.
November 1, 2025 at 8:15 PM
FF & FG forget that the dream of a free Ireland was one of a socialist republic.
A society which cares for each other.
One which did not hand education, healthcare and social welfare to The Church and it's 'holy' orders.
One which does not seek to profit from the misery of people living here.
A society which cares for each other.
One which did not hand education, healthcare and social welfare to The Church and it's 'holy' orders.
One which does not seek to profit from the misery of people living here.
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MM of course talking about off shore deportation hubs has nothing whatsoever to do with the arson attack. These aren't related at all, no Sir
I condemn in the strongest terms the deeply disturbing incident at the IPAS centre in Drogheda. To put vulnerable families, including young children, at risk is abhorrent and has no place in our society.
Our thoughts are with those affected by this horrifying experience.
Our thoughts are with those affected by this horrifying experience.
November 1, 2025 at 2:50 PM
MM of course talking about off shore deportation hubs has nothing whatsoever to do with the arson attack. These aren't related at all, no Sir
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Wed: “Our migration numbers are too high”-Simon Harris
Thurs: “Taoiseach and Donohoe back Tánaiste’s remarks that numbers migrating to Ireland are ‘too high’”
Fri: ”migration numbers too high outside of international protection…as well”-Simon Harris
*Arson attack on infants in IPAS centre.*
Thurs: “Taoiseach and Donohoe back Tánaiste’s remarks that numbers migrating to Ireland are ‘too high’”
Fri: ”migration numbers too high outside of international protection…as well”-Simon Harris
*Arson attack on infants in IPAS centre.*
November 1, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Wed: “Our migration numbers are too high”-Simon Harris
Thurs: “Taoiseach and Donohoe back Tánaiste’s remarks that numbers migrating to Ireland are ‘too high’”
Fri: ”migration numbers too high outside of international protection…as well”-Simon Harris
*Arson attack on infants in IPAS centre.*
Thurs: “Taoiseach and Donohoe back Tánaiste’s remarks that numbers migrating to Ireland are ‘too high’”
Fri: ”migration numbers too high outside of international protection…as well”-Simon Harris
*Arson attack on infants in IPAS centre.*
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Apropos of nothing: trans women are women, trans men are men, non-binary folks are neither and/or both and/or a secret third thing (that’s how my enby teen ids), and TERFs can fuck right off.
October 30, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Apropos of nothing: trans women are women, trans men are men, non-binary folks are neither and/or both and/or a secret third thing (that’s how my enby teen ids), and TERFs can fuck right off.