David à Paris (feat. CJ)
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chiggyvr.bsky.social
David à Paris (feat. CJ)
@chiggyvr.bsky.social
Irish in Paris. (He/Him) ;
Born at 345 ppm, currently 427 ppm 🚨🚨🚨
"When I was a kid sure, but I hardly-- HOLY SHIT IS THAT THE PYRAMIDS???"
November 22, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Clippy only ever wanted to help. He was a PITA but he wasn't sharing your private data with any corporations to help train their horrible environment-destroying plagiarism machine.
November 22, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Everything good about that time is still here and great, because it was rooted in who we are not in shutting other people out. The anti-immigrant crowd don’t just hate immigrants, they hate Ireland. They don't believe our culture can stand on its own because deep down they hold it in utter contempt.
November 22, 2025 at 6:33 AM
ffs if you ordered a latté, people would be talking about it and making fun of you for *years* after. Ireland was a ridiculous backwards joke of a place before immigration.
November 22, 2025 at 6:14 AM
government officials who were hired for their political loyality over their (lack of) competence was a major contributing factor in the fall of the Soviet Union too!
November 21, 2025 at 3:24 PM
I often think I'd have gotten so much more out of college if I'd been able to do it in my thirties than my late teens. I enjoyed getting drunk and partying but man there were so many opportunities that I didn't take because I was a stupid teenager with no idea how the world worked.
November 21, 2025 at 3:17 PM
All of them.

Imagine being so stupid and lacking in imagination that you wind up just... having... a billion dollars, instead of using that unimaginable amount of money in any of the near infinite number of ways you could that would dramatically improve the entire world.
November 20, 2025 at 11:08 PM
She's a hardcore marxist, so even still, she'd be down for swindling the tech bros too!
November 20, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Met a partner and we were together for three years. She's a wonderful person, but in the end, we were too alike (same personality strengths and flaws!) so broke up, but still friends and chat regularly.
November 20, 2025 at 6:26 PM
I think there's less than half a dozen people in the country who wouldn't snitch and they all have the same surname as him.
November 20, 2025 at 2:10 PM
No need to read the fine print, I'm sure it will be fine!
November 20, 2025 at 11:30 AM
Far more likely that it will identify a pattern where specific providers always get chosen, and then just always choose those no matter how good any others are. It's not intelligent, it's just a pattern recognition and replication machine.
November 19, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Asking for support is what kept me alive, so if you're a guy who grew up with the same beliefs, I want you to know it can do the same for you. You don't have to do this alone. 2/2

#InternationalMensDay
November 19, 2025 at 10:58 AM
"Precious valuables your highness. Donated from some of the finest families in Germany."
November 17, 2025 at 11:40 AM
This is just another attempt at conversion therapy aimed at the bi's.
November 15, 2025 at 7:18 PM
I think the vast majority of our tech needs were met by like 1995, and ever since then there's been this desperate panic by tech bros to justify their jobs by inventing increasingly cursed "solutions" to problems that nobody has.
November 15, 2025 at 3:40 PM
I'm in 75017 and we had a fine dusting of sand all over when I went for a walk this morning.
November 15, 2025 at 1:17 PM