Chelsea Steiner
@chelseaprocrast.bsky.social
She/her. Editor. Writer. Intimacy Coordinator. Sex Educator. Someone’s Mother?! Former writer for Autostraddle, The Mary Sue, etc. Freelance April O’Neil. Proud member of WGA and GALECA.
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A hill I will die on is that people are more attractive and look actually fit and not weirdly fucked up, dehydrated, & miserable in older films when they were allowed to be human and not horrible action figures. It’s not “dad bod” it’s “very fit human”
July 13, 2025 at 5:08 PM
A hill I will die on is that people are more attractive and look actually fit and not weirdly fucked up, dehydrated, & miserable in older films when they were allowed to be human and not horrible action figures. It’s not “dad bod” it’s “very fit human”
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I hate watching creative young women get cruel, shitty, condescending media & online treatment that people will inevitably *apologize* for in a decade & write about how *bad* it was (in the 70s, 90s, 10s)… then start doing all over again, to another set of young women
May 24, 2025 at 6:55 PM
I hate watching creative young women get cruel, shitty, condescending media & online treatment that people will inevitably *apologize* for in a decade & write about how *bad* it was (in the 70s, 90s, 10s)… then start doing all over again, to another set of young women
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When the topic is women the conflict is that women are failing society. When the topic is men it's that society is failing them.
May 4, 2025 at 9:01 PM
When the topic is women the conflict is that women are failing society. When the topic is men it's that society is failing them.
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It’s really wild how there is no reason to deport anyone, let alone children and US citizens and LPRs and students and people undergoing cancer treatment etc. it’s all a fake solution to a made up problem enacted by violent racists who are stealing from you
April 26, 2025 at 3:05 AM
It’s really wild how there is no reason to deport anyone, let alone children and US citizens and LPRs and students and people undergoing cancer treatment etc. it’s all a fake solution to a made up problem enacted by violent racists who are stealing from you
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Returning Jesus Christ Downed By U.S. Missile Defense 30,000 Feet Before Making Landfall
April 20, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Returning Jesus Christ Downed By U.S. Missile Defense 30,000 Feet Before Making Landfall
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michelle williams meeting michelle williams is so important to me as a fan of michelle williams and michelle williams
April 18, 2025 at 10:55 PM
michelle williams meeting michelle williams is so important to me as a fan of michelle williams and michelle williams
Me tuning in to the final season of The Handmaid’s Tale:
a man in a suit and tie is sitting in front of a window in an office .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is sitting in front of a window in an office .
media.tenor.com
April 11, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Me tuning in to the final season of The Handmaid’s Tale:
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Shout out to Jeffrey Goldberg for reporting on this now instead of waiting two years to put it in a book.
March 24, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Shout out to Jeffrey Goldberg for reporting on this now instead of waiting two years to put it in a book.
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Jeffrey Goldberg thinking he was being pranked and then realizing he was actually just in the war plans group chat is such a good microcosm of how it feels to be alive right now, everything seems fake until you realize it’s actually real and incredibly stupid
March 24, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Jeffrey Goldberg thinking he was being pranked and then realizing he was actually just in the war plans group chat is such a good microcosm of how it feels to be alive right now, everything seems fake until you realize it’s actually real and incredibly stupid
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If you are a Southern California person upset about @schumer.senate.gov ‘s craven betrayal of our country, the theatre his book tour will be at on 3/23 is the Moss Theatre.
Their phone number is 310-828-5582
Their phone number is 310-828-5582
March 14, 2025 at 11:32 PM
If you are a Southern California person upset about @schumer.senate.gov ‘s craven betrayal of our country, the theatre his book tour will be at on 3/23 is the Moss Theatre.
Their phone number is 310-828-5582
Their phone number is 310-828-5582
The world is literally on fire and you’re worried about trans kids playing sports? We get it, you peaked in high school. Get some therapy and leave trans kids alone.
March 12, 2025 at 6:29 PM
The world is literally on fire and you’re worried about trans kids playing sports? We get it, you peaked in high school. Get some therapy and leave trans kids alone.
What the fuck is wrong with democrats?! You can move to “the center” and court repubs all you want, but they will NEVER vote for you. All you are doing is harming the LGBTQ community.
1. Gavin Newsom launched his podcast where he "completely aligned" with far-right activist Charlie Kirk on some transgender issues.
Now, members of his party says he's worked behind the scene to kill pro-LGBTQ+ bills in California.
The latest from S. Baum.
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Now, members of his party says he's worked behind the scene to kill pro-LGBTQ+ bills in California.
The latest from S. Baum.
Subscribe to support our journalism.
Gavin Newsom pressured behind the scenes to kill pro-LGBTQ+ bills, state lawmakers say
The bombshell revelation from Politico is part of a disturbing trend among some Democrats.
www.erininthemorning.com
March 12, 2025 at 6:16 PM
What the fuck is wrong with democrats?! You can move to “the center” and court repubs all you want, but they will NEVER vote for you. All you are doing is harming the LGBTQ community.
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can't believe it's 2025 and i'm stressed about tariffs and measles, like am i a character in an american girl book
March 3, 2025 at 9:09 PM
can't believe it's 2025 and i'm stressed about tariffs and measles, like am i a character in an american girl book
Gene Hackman was a powerhouse of a dramatic actor, but damn was he funny too. The Birdcage, The Royal Tenenbaums, Heartbreakers, Superman…his cameo in Young Frankenstein!?! hysterically funny performances. RIP.
a man wearing glasses and a suit is sitting in front of a sign that says ' a ' on it
ALT: a man wearing glasses and a suit is sitting in front of a sign that says ' a ' on it
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February 27, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Gene Hackman was a powerhouse of a dramatic actor, but damn was he funny too. The Birdcage, The Royal Tenenbaums, Heartbreakers, Superman…his cameo in Young Frankenstein!?! hysterically funny performances. RIP.
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Hey guys meta announced a new policy where they send a killer to get you so be sure to go to settings>my account > killer> disable killer to turn that off
February 13, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Hey guys meta announced a new policy where they send a killer to get you so be sure to go to settings>my account > killer> disable killer to turn that off
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Big time hup right there bud
February 12, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Big time hup right there bud
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Slightly buried the lede but: if you're a queer couple and you want to get married ASAP in a state with strong protections before Obergefell inevitably gets overturned by fascists I will do an officiate for you for free (if you drop by the shop when I'm here just call/email ahead to make sure I am).
Would you like to get married at a cozy comic book shop? This is not a joke or Valentine's Day meme Wing actually has a level in cleric and can officiate marriages legally. Completely free for queer couples who wanna get paperwork done and have a simple thing. Email us if you want something more.
February 6, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Slightly buried the lede but: if you're a queer couple and you want to get married ASAP in a state with strong protections before Obergefell inevitably gets overturned by fascists I will do an officiate for you for free (if you drop by the shop when I'm here just call/email ahead to make sure I am).
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Imagine dying in service of your country and your family needing to request anonymity because of the President of the United States and his supporters.
Army withholds name of Black Hawk helicopter crew in D.C. crash, 2 others identified
A U.S. military official told NPR on Friday that at the request of the family the Army is not going to release the name of the female crew member. The withholding of the name is a highly unusual move.
www.npr.org
January 31, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Imagine dying in service of your country and your family needing to request anonymity because of the President of the United States and his supporters.
What must Amy Adams do for you monsters to give her an Oscar? WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM HER
a woman with a ring on her finger is crying while holding a pink cloth
Alt: Amy Adams screams into a pink dress in ‘Sharp Objects’z
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January 24, 2025 at 12:52 AM
What must Amy Adams do for you monsters to give her an Oscar? WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM HER
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This is a great piece.
"As deportations ramp up again, we have a choice: We can watch as our neighbors disappear or we can build on these proven strategies to protect the diverse communities we've built together."
"As deportations ramp up again, we have a choice: We can watch as our neighbors disappear or we can build on these proven strategies to protect the diverse communities we've built together."
How to Keep Tabs on ICE Agents Who May Be Surveilling Your Neighborhood
Here’s a step-by-step guide.
www.teenvogue.com
January 22, 2025 at 8:29 PM
This is a great piece.
"As deportations ramp up again, we have a choice: We can watch as our neighbors disappear or we can build on these proven strategies to protect the diverse communities we've built together."
"As deportations ramp up again, we have a choice: We can watch as our neighbors disappear or we can build on these proven strategies to protect the diverse communities we've built together."
Trump’s been in office less than 48 hours and they’re already straight-washing Lord Licorice
January 22, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Trump’s been in office less than 48 hours and they’re already straight-washing Lord Licorice
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Trans people exist, have always existed, and will loved and valued, no matter what their government tells them.
(Also, I’m a part of the government, and I’m here to tell you I love you + I won’t stop fighting for you no matter what!)
(Also, I’m a part of the government, and I’m here to tell you I love you + I won’t stop fighting for you no matter what!)
January 22, 2025 at 6:01 AM
Trans people exist, have always existed, and will loved and valued, no matter what their government tells them.
(Also, I’m a part of the government, and I’m here to tell you I love you + I won’t stop fighting for you no matter what!)
(Also, I’m a part of the government, and I’m here to tell you I love you + I won’t stop fighting for you no matter what!)
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Lots of divorced middle-aged men celebrating tonight. Unfortunately for them, no one to celebrate with
January 21, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Lots of divorced middle-aged men celebrating tonight. Unfortunately for them, no one to celebrate with