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there is hope
Someday, CJ Stroud is going to get an offensive line and he will burn the league to the ground #texans #gotexans
October 21, 2025 at 5:55 AM
@weratedogs.com Donut is zoned out listening to the rain. Glazed Donut?
July 6, 2025 at 10:19 PM
@pftompkins.bsky.social I think you should know that there’s a tiny turtle named “Paco” in the new Final Destination movie. He is adorable and is never in peril.
June 6, 2025 at 3:35 AM
“High Noon” and “Outland”
Mitchell/Final Justice
if you inherited a movie theater, what's your first double feature?
May 19, 2025 at 3:19 AM
May 3, 2025 at 3:51 AM
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PUT STEVEN ADAMS IN THE HALL OF FAME RIGHT NOW
May 3, 2025 at 3:25 AM
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Gente é impossivel esse formato de conteúdo ficar ruim
March 12, 2025 at 3:13 AM
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February 27, 2025 at 12:30 PM
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The end of Whiplash except it's the Mute City theme from F-Zero.
March 10, 2025 at 9:03 PM
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me: (pointing to a jack) hey man can you reach that jack

jack reacher: you are not going to believe this
March 3, 2025 at 9:31 PM
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This week I wrote about how Steven Spielberg smells, the trouble with bugs, the advanced age of thirty-six years old, and the study of flopology.
Check Book: OSCARS RECAP 2025
Adrien Brody's speech is still going.
open.substack.com
March 3, 2025 at 5:07 PM
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🚨 NEW SEASON 7 ART ALERT! 🚨
#TheLastDriveIn
#MutantFam
February 28, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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I am so, so sorry.
February 27, 2025 at 10:47 AM
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hey this is the best thing i've seen in a while
December 29, 2024 at 5:06 PM
OK Reacher finally learning what fractions are is pretty funny
February 26, 2025 at 4:18 AM
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February 21, 2025 at 2:49 AM
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RIP Peter Jason. Been in more Carpenter movies than anyone and a million other things (Deadwood, Marked for Death, lots of Walter Hill, and yes - even a Meat Loaf video). He will be missed, but he's been in so much there will always be more to discover.
February 21, 2025 at 12:09 AM
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Mac McClung dunks over a Kia with a guy holding the ball out the sunroof
February 16, 2025 at 3:10 AM
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Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
February 14,1966
February 14, 2025 at 7:45 PM
I think every episode of “Invincible” needs a narrator. Right, @pftompkins.bsky.social ?
a cartoon character is eating a hamburger with a tomato on top
ALT: a cartoon character is eating a hamburger with a tomato on top
media.tenor.com
February 14, 2025 at 5:06 AM
I got 10 licks because the fluorescent lights were making a noise and the coach thought it was me.
High school lunch table was a small round surface good for about six to eight. We'd often have like 14 people sitting around. I wanted to eat my lunch away from the madness, so I sat my tray in my lap to eat. A teacher didn't like this, I got an in-school suspension.
February 12, 2025 at 5:30 AM
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this is NOT normal .

but in our society of today's world?

You might just scroll by..... 😓😥😢
February 11, 2025 at 2:14 AM
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See you in hell, Basil Rathbone
February 8, 2025 at 5:59 PM
“Invincible” season 3 is great so far. There is so little fat on this show. It’s impeccably paced. Stuff just keeps happening and it’s all cool. Also this guy has a sentient papoose full of tongues?
February 8, 2025 at 4:27 AM
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I know Twitter is truly dead because this tweet would always magically begin to gain traction again around this time of year without me even having to lift a finger, but this year: nada, zilch, zippo.
February 7, 2025 at 10:50 PM