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Brian W. Collins
@brianwcollins.bsky.social
Fangoria writer. Cat owner. Jim Steinman cheerleader. Sandwich eater.
Still waiting!
January 10, 2026 at 3:10 PM
Watching WOLF OF WALL STREET for the first time since theaters. Wondering again why Kyle Chandler isn't toplining big movies.
January 10, 2026 at 8:03 AM
This movie can rewire brains. Required viewing.
Listen, all week my feed has been flooded with AI slop of Stranger Things fan fiction endings. I’ll joyfully take this flawed af human made DON’T GO IN THE WOODS any freakin day!
#dontgointhewoods #thelastdrivein
January 10, 2026 at 7:04 AM
Musso & Frank & Sons: a big warehouse store filled with collectible pasta.
January 10, 2026 at 4:10 AM
Heh.
January 10, 2026 at 3:27 AM
Say what you will about Chevy, but at least hes on the right side of one big thing.
January 10, 2026 at 3:08 AM
Anyone have NY Times sub? Wanna copy paste this for me? Not giving these people a cent.

www.nytimes.com/2026/01/01/a...
January 10, 2026 at 2:56 AM
And yet, I've never seen Amos & Andrew (or logged Kiss of Death)
January 10, 2026 at 2:41 AM
This made my day! Jose from Octane gave me a shoutout for being a horror nerd hahaha
January 10, 2026 at 2:30 AM
Breaking: Marvel Dooms Us To 7,000 More "Skate Uphill" Gifs In Our Feeds
January 10, 2026 at 12:28 AM
Why is Scream VI the only one to use Roman numerals?

(Obviously S3 would be the one to use it on)
January 10, 2026 at 12:27 AM
Will the Drafthouse app allow you to alert staff to talking patrons?

(Doesn't matter for the LA location since they don't do anything about it anyway.)
January 9, 2026 at 11:04 PM
Hahaha nope and I can't wait to explain to them why there's only one.
Did you ever find the missing key fob?
January 9, 2026 at 9:36 PM
Cleaning out my car in prep for most likely trading it in tomorrow and... I wish I could explain why finding these two sunflower seeds and this twisted bottle cap ring under a seat made me sad, but man, it was a doozy of a painful memory.

Clean your cars often, and thoroughly, is the lesson here.
January 9, 2026 at 9:29 PM
My trip to @overlookfilmfest.bsky.social is fully booked! Happiest time of the year for me.
January 9, 2026 at 7:41 PM
I am glad I no longer work for the company that keeps making shitty, shitty decisions.
January 9, 2026 at 7:25 PM
If you arrived 10 minutes past the posted showtime for a movie, you missed part of the movie.

Also if you wanted tickets to a concert you'd sometimes wait in line at a mall.
Without revealing your actual age,what's something you remember that if you told a younger person they wouldn't understand?
January 9, 2026 at 7:06 PM
I love this movie and my 10-11ish crush on Staci Keanan was much sated by it being on like every other day at 4pm on HBO (or Cinemax, they blend for me).
1990's LISA gets ZERO play, so I'm here to give it a shout! This serial killer/phone seduction movie stars Cheryl Ladd & Staci Keanan - have you heard of it?

If you have seen it, tell me your thoughts!
#Lisa #vhs #movie #film #cinema

youtube.com/shorts/5dODf...
1990's LISA gets ZERO play, so I'm here to give it a shout - it stars Cheryl Ladd & Staci Keanan.
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January 9, 2026 at 5:58 PM
Two engineers just came into my office to respond about a noise complaint. I thought they meant my music (at that moment, particularly whiny 00s guy stuff) and was mortified. Turns out they meant like, the sound of the air conditioning? Crisis averted! *cranks up the volume on sad guy songs*
January 9, 2026 at 5:57 PM
It's funny that Instagram tells you who signed up for Meta AI. It's meant to make me think "oh I should join too" but all it's really doing is telling me which ones of my acquaintances are creatively bankrupt assholes.
January 9, 2026 at 5:32 PM
Today's Connections is the equivalent of Rick running out of ideas and just making them do three pointers on that R&M episode where he ran a bunch of dudes through a Saw-type gauntlet.
January 9, 2026 at 5:10 PM
I suppose it's just coincidence that the week I have to start driving back to the office every day, I am told that the amount of work my car needs is so vast I might as well use that money for a down payment on a new one.

Truly a blessed life.
January 9, 2026 at 4:47 PM
Well I suspect you're compromised and cowardly, let's see who's right.
January 9, 2026 at 1:09 PM
CAPTAIN KRONOS rules and Hammer was stupid not to make a sequel and even stupider not to do a remake when they had their brief comeback in the early 2010s.
January 9, 2026 at 6:21 AM
Oh yeah I forgot Ben Shapiro's wife moved to FL
January 9, 2026 at 4:28 AM