Chaos Librarian
@chaoslibrarian.bsky.social
Coping mechanism flywheel, compulsive reinterpretrix, acquired taste.
Oh shit this is relatable.
I still have no goddamned idea what "based" means in the current vernacular.
I still have no goddamned idea what "based" means in the current vernacular.
Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Based pin. That skull is a 100% accurate depiction of how I feel anytime younger generations invent a new word that I must either Google or accept that my vocabulary is slowly fading into obsolescence.
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November 18, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Oh shit this is relatable.
I still have no goddamned idea what "based" means in the current vernacular.
I still have no goddamned idea what "based" means in the current vernacular.
Mamdani is going to implement Sherry Law. Everyone will have to sip Amontillado with their pinkies up, as they unleash devastating bon mots upon unsuspecting dinner guests.
Mamdani is going to implement Sriracha law. Everyone will have to slather hot sauce on their scrambled eggs
Mamdani is going to implement My Sharona law. Everyone will have to create songs with undeniable rock beats.
November 9, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Mamdani is going to implement Sherry Law. Everyone will have to sip Amontillado with their pinkies up, as they unleash devastating bon mots upon unsuspecting dinner guests.
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pre-writing a devastating obituary for your enemy is god-tier hating of a kind you don’t often see anymore. renaissance haterism. beautiful stuff.
A Sharon Begley byline, almost 5 years after her death.
Upon hearing the news James Watson had died, a STAT reporter said in our Slack, "I wish I could read what Sharon would have written."
Incredible news: Sharon in fact did pre-write a Watson obit. And it is masterful and excoriating.
🧪🧬🧫
Upon hearing the news James Watson had died, a STAT reporter said in our Slack, "I wish I could read what Sharon would have written."
Incredible news: Sharon in fact did pre-write a Watson obit. And it is masterful and excoriating.
🧪🧬🧫
James Watson, dead at 97, was a scientific legend and a pariah among his peers
James Watson, the co-discoverer of the structure of DNA who died Thursday at 97, was a scientific legend and a pariah among his peers.
www.statnews.com
November 9, 2025 at 12:55 AM
pre-writing a devastating obituary for your enemy is god-tier hating of a kind you don’t often see anymore. renaissance haterism. beautiful stuff.
I share, for the record, my all time favorite (and cheapest) costume. The shirt I stole from my husband, everything else is just what nature gave me. Halloween, 2020 - The Great Weird Al Yankovic. @alyankovic.bsky.social
October 31, 2025 at 4:04 PM
I share, for the record, my all time favorite (and cheapest) costume. The shirt I stole from my husband, everything else is just what nature gave me. Halloween, 2020 - The Great Weird Al Yankovic. @alyankovic.bsky.social
When the *Italians* think your country is going down the shitter, you know you’re in trouble.
Sotheby’s has announced it will auction a solid gold toilet, a sculpture by Italian artist Maurizio Cattelan called “America.”
A solid gold toilet is up for auction with a $10 million starting price
Sotheby’s has announced it will auction a solid gold toilet, a sculpture by Italian artist Maurizio Cattelan called “America.”
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October 31, 2025 at 3:38 PM
When the *Italians* think your country is going down the shitter, you know you’re in trouble.
I just donated cash to Food For Lane County, my corner of Oregon's food bank. Folks are going to start getting real hungry, real soon. Donate here, or find your local food bank!
www.foodforlanecounty.org/ways-to-give/
www.foodforlanecounty.org/ways-to-give/
Ways to Give | Food for Lane County – Eugene, Oregon
Whether through donations, volunteering or fundraising, every contribution makes a meaningful difference in supporting our mission to reduce hunger and create access to food.
www.foodforlanecounty.org
October 27, 2025 at 6:19 AM
I just donated cash to Food For Lane County, my corner of Oregon's food bank. Folks are going to start getting real hungry, real soon. Donate here, or find your local food bank!
www.foodforlanecounty.org/ways-to-give/
www.foodforlanecounty.org/ways-to-give/
Making butter in the electric mixer and like...
a man wearing glasses and a helmet with the words ludicrous speed go !!! written on it .
ALT: a man wearing glasses and a helmet with the words ludicrous speed go !!! written on it .
media.tenor.com
October 25, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Making butter in the electric mixer and like...
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Trump raises the price of the ballroom to $350 million
(It changed from $200 million, then $300 million, now $350 million within the course of a few days)
(It changed from $200 million, then $300 million, now $350 million within the course of a few days)
October 23, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Trump raises the price of the ballroom to $350 million
(It changed from $200 million, then $300 million, now $350 million within the course of a few days)
(It changed from $200 million, then $300 million, now $350 million within the course of a few days)
This is what I needed today!
October 22, 2025 at 1:57 AM
This is what I needed today!
I love seeing the peaceful community action out there for #NoKings!my heart is with all of you!
October 18, 2025 at 9:56 PM
I love seeing the peaceful community action out there for #NoKings!my heart is with all of you!
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We don’t need more concrete; we need green — forests that hum with life and air that feels alive in our lungs. Every tree we lose takes a breath from the future. 🍃Let’s protect the wild corners of our world — the fields, rivers, and roots that remind us what it means to truly live.
October 18, 2025 at 11:30 AM
We don’t need more concrete; we need green — forests that hum with life and air that feels alive in our lungs. Every tree we lose takes a breath from the future. 🍃Let’s protect the wild corners of our world — the fields, rivers, and roots that remind us what it means to truly live.
John Brown took no shit.
John Brown’s raid on Harpers Ferry began on this day in 1859.
October 17, 2025 at 4:43 AM
John Brown took no shit.
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Los Feliz, San Pedro, Willamette
What’s the word where you’re from that, when pronounced exactly as it looks, identifies a tourist immediately?
October 8, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Los Feliz, San Pedro, Willamette
Lying in wait...
October 7, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Lying in wait...
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This video of Chicagoans intervening to save a man from being abducted off the streets by ICE is making the rounds on Instagram.
Community action works.
Source: www.instagram.com/reel/DPZL2AL...
Community action works.
Source: www.instagram.com/reel/DPZL2AL...
October 5, 2025 at 5:24 PM
This video of Chicagoans intervening to save a man from being abducted off the streets by ICE is making the rounds on Instagram.
Community action works.
Source: www.instagram.com/reel/DPZL2AL...
Community action works.
Source: www.instagram.com/reel/DPZL2AL...
Keith Richards is secretly a Leprechaun. Prove me wrong.
October 3, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Keith Richards is secretly a Leprechaun. Prove me wrong.
Anyone notice that the guidelines for dealing with the Fey are basically the same as what we tell our kids about strangers?
Don't give them your name.
Don't go anywhere with them.
Don't eat or drink anything they give you.
Don't invite them into your home.
Don't make deals, wishes, or wagers...
Don't give them your name.
Don't go anywhere with them.
Don't eat or drink anything they give you.
Don't invite them into your home.
Don't make deals, wishes, or wagers...
September 30, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Anyone notice that the guidelines for dealing with the Fey are basically the same as what we tell our kids about strangers?
Don't give them your name.
Don't go anywhere with them.
Don't eat or drink anything they give you.
Don't invite them into your home.
Don't make deals, wishes, or wagers...
Don't give them your name.
Don't go anywhere with them.
Don't eat or drink anything they give you.
Don't invite them into your home.
Don't make deals, wishes, or wagers...
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I am biased but I don’t think there is a better website on the internet today than TheOnion.com.
September 19, 2025 at 1:18 AM
I am biased but I don’t think there is a better website on the internet today than TheOnion.com.
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Holy shit…You can’t make this up: a plane is circling Soldier Field before the Bears home opener with a banner that reads—
“HEY ICE, MASKS ARE FOR CUCKS.”
Also the trolling is incredible for those that told us to stop wearing masks during the pandemic.
“HEY ICE, MASKS ARE FOR CUCKS.”
Also the trolling is incredible for those that told us to stop wearing masks during the pandemic.
September 9, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Holy shit…You can’t make this up: a plane is circling Soldier Field before the Bears home opener with a banner that reads—
“HEY ICE, MASKS ARE FOR CUCKS.”
Also the trolling is incredible for those that told us to stop wearing masks during the pandemic.
“HEY ICE, MASKS ARE FOR CUCKS.”
Also the trolling is incredible for those that told us to stop wearing masks during the pandemic.
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People saying Trump is dying or possibly dead, but I for one would urge caution, because it is quite possible a second healtbar will appear as he enters his second phase and a gargantuan centipede will burst forth from his torso, so be careful of his new sweep attacks and toxic buildup from bites.
August 30, 2025 at 4:50 AM
People saying Trump is dying or possibly dead, but I for one would urge caution, because it is quite possible a second healtbar will appear as he enters his second phase and a gargantuan centipede will burst forth from his torso, so be careful of his new sweep attacks and toxic buildup from bites.
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Every day a few more pieces of the ground fall away. I'm so grateful for all your art 💜
August 25, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Every day a few more pieces of the ground fall away. I'm so grateful for all your art 💜
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A weak regime uses terror on its own population as a force multiplier and it does so out of necessity. A strong regime has no need for force multipliers like terror, biological weapons, psychological warfare, or black operations. They aren't needed and in fact undermine the viability of that state.
August 14, 2025 at 6:24 AM
A weak regime uses terror on its own population as a force multiplier and it does so out of necessity. A strong regime has no need for force multipliers like terror, biological weapons, psychological warfare, or black operations. They aren't needed and in fact undermine the viability of that state.
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And more from Newsom.
August 14, 2025 at 4:27 AM
And more from Newsom.