@pattonoswalt.bsky.social you're still telling that joke? Here's a photo of my soon-to-be husband unsheathing his Oswalt-inspired wedding gift from yours truly.

We just celebrated our 16th wedding anniversary in October.

I share, for the record, my all time favorite (and cheapest) costume. The shirt I stole from my husband, everything else is just what nature gave me. Halloween, 2020 - The Great Weird Al Yankovic. @alyankovic.bsky.social

I made this a couple years ago for my husband.

Hazel got all of Calvin's fetch, it seems.

Lying in wait...

Me introducing my kids to Looney Toons, scrolling Bluesky and seeing this...
To be fair, it's an important part of the cultural canon.

Just don't pan left....

Hey the world is upside down, but I was reading Bill Bryson's "The Body: A Guide for Occupants" where he mentioned that "epididymis" is from the Greek word for "testicle" and my brain went here. Please enjoy my chaotic train of thought.

The world is chaos, but in my back yard I have cherry blossoms 🌸 and my ukulele.

...and, unrelatedly, here's my late cat Frankenstein, whom I am reminded of every time you post your patchy tabby.

Sending off the year with our traditional movie.

We've been exceedingly foggy here in Eugene. I 🩶 it!

It was much lighter here in Eugene, but the wind was still LOUD. Hazel was concerned enough to become a meerkat.

I had action figures!