Shit I'd settle for an invite to the discord.
J/k I'm never on discord.

May they never effectively wipe their asses again, and forever suffer with Funky Butthole.

@pattonoswalt.bsky.social you're still telling that joke? Here's a photo of my soon-to-be husband unsheathing his Oswalt-inspired wedding gift from yours truly.

We just celebrated our 16th wedding anniversary in October.

Yeah, John, we neurodivergents can smell our own and I would lay money down that you are one of us - likely ADHD.*

Lucky you got the kind which powers your interests rather than throttling them. I needed diagnosis and meds to unlock my brain in my 40s.

* I'm not qualified to diagnose!

That "E Pluribus Unum" quote was from the great Madeline Kahn, and is seared into my memory along with "Wewease! The Secwet! Weapoooon!"

I can hear it now. Good stuff. I listened to this soundtrack on a loop!

But what KIND of cheese?

Who is holding the bow though?
JD on his knees?

Where the heck is this? Middle Earth?

More like *Moaning* Lisa, AMIRITE

Oh hell, is that the mechanism? Makes sense.
Knowing the mechanisms behind all my horrible brain quirks has allowed me to give myself and others a LOT more grace than I used to. Like, I am a genuinely more empathetic person now that I understand how much of our behaviors are just *chemistry*.

English is a Creole. Part of its charm, really.

But is that shirt a reference to the Blotto song that I haven't thought of in 25+ years but now is keeping me awake by playing the chorus on a loop in my head?

AAAAAAAHHHHHHH
AAAH AAAAHH AAAAAAAAAHHH

Here's Food for Lane County for Oregonians!

www.foodforlanecounty.org/ways-to-give/

Distant goblin screeches...

Drums. Drums in the deep...

They are coming...

Half expect a balrog to come storming through I pursuit of nine scrappy questers.

My husband bought a fancy bottle of Brut that we will be keeping in reserve.

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