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There she is, Bob. Brains!
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December 31, 2025 at 7:48 AM
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EMERGENCY: Do they make a boston cream donut but the pastry cream is also chocolate????
December 31, 2025 at 3:00 AM
EMERGENCY: Do they make a boston cream donut but the pastry cream is also chocolate????
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起きない犬🐶
Good morning. Dogs don't want to get out of bed either.
Good morning. Dogs don't want to get out of bed either.
December 30, 2025 at 11:03 PM
起きない犬🐶
Good morning. Dogs don't want to get out of bed either.
Good morning. Dogs don't want to get out of bed either.
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this year to save me from tears/ I'll rivet the Bat Wheels tighter
December 30, 2025 at 7:38 AM
this year to save me from tears/ I'll rivet the Bat Wheels tighter
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last christmas he pooped out an egg/ the very next day the joker escaped
December 30, 2025 at 7:36 AM
last christmas he pooped out an egg/ the very next day the joker escaped
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This is true and I was the only one on set excited about it (and playing the song on my phone to blank stares)
Just watched the new Knives Out and I think it's really important you know that the scene in the Seminary's Gym is filmed in the same place Rick Astley filmed the music video for Never Gonna Give You Up.
I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
December 30, 2025 at 4:21 AM
This is true and I was the only one on set excited about it (and playing the song on my phone to blank stares)
this earthquake jiggle only comes out for the third chorus and i love how stupid and effective it is, it's like she's fighting guts man www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z33s...
JISOO - ‘earthquake’ DANCE PERFORMANCE VIDEO
YouTube video by JISOO
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December 30, 2025 at 6:47 AM
this earthquake jiggle only comes out for the third chorus and i love how stupid and effective it is, it's like she's fighting guts man www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z33s...
why is there an ai cover of doritos roulette
December 30, 2025 at 5:51 AM
why is there an ai cover of doritos roulette
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my dad and i got into an elevator with pat sajak and his son(?) and right when i thought my dad would keep his mouth shut he said “i’d like to buy a vowel” like it was the funniest thing in the world, to dead silence. later sajak tweeted something about what a long day it’d been
Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
December 29, 2025 at 10:28 PM
my dad and i got into an elevator with pat sajak and his son(?) and right when i thought my dad would keep his mouth shut he said “i’d like to buy a vowel” like it was the funniest thing in the world, to dead silence. later sajak tweeted something about what a long day it’d been
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please do not teach the goats italian
October 24, 2024 at 9:37 PM
please do not teach the goats italian
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Someone blocking The Onion on here is a very funny concept, to me.
December 29, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Someone blocking The Onion on here is a very funny concept, to me.
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Don't spread this boomer-bait Chicken Soup For The Soul bullshit on Bluesky for goodness' sake! Have some dignity and recognize the writing style and narrative tropes of this maudlin slop that has existed for over 20 years
December 28, 2025 at 9:00 AM
Don't spread this boomer-bait Chicken Soup For The Soul bullshit on Bluesky for goodness' sake! Have some dignity and recognize the writing style and narrative tropes of this maudlin slop that has existed for over 20 years
protein strawberry you are dead to me. traitor pastry
December 28, 2025 at 12:28 AM
protein strawberry you are dead to me. traitor pastry
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the grinch brand has absolutely eaten shit everywhere it’s popped up this year. the kid is saying grinchy holidays to me? just by association because she’s in the grinch? go fuck yourself
December 27, 2025 at 7:59 PM
the grinch brand has absolutely eaten shit everywhere it’s popped up this year. the kid is saying grinchy holidays to me? just by association because she’s in the grinch? go fuck yourself
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if the amen doth break, jungle it make
if you kick then snare, you got dnb there
if you kick then snare, you got dnb there
November 5, 2024 at 2:59 AM
if the amen doth break, jungle it make
if you kick then snare, you got dnb there
if you kick then snare, you got dnb there
i care about nothing today other than what flavor of pop tart gets sacrificed
December 27, 2025 at 8:05 PM
i care about nothing today other than what flavor of pop tart gets sacrificed
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Y’all might not appreciate it, but it took him 87 moves and 14 hours to get here
December 26, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Y’all might not appreciate it, but it took him 87 moves and 14 hours to get here
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why does the oven say piss…
December 27, 2025 at 2:13 AM
why does the oven say piss…
i dont think ive ever eaten a little caesars pizza or anything else from that store for that matter
December 26, 2025 at 10:18 PM
i dont think ive ever eaten a little caesars pizza or anything else from that store for that matter
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you there boy, what bullshit is this
December 25, 2025 at 5:30 AM
you there boy, what bullshit is this
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i was walking through the kitchen just in time to see a bottle of vinaigrette inexplicably flip forward off the shelf and land on the floor and explode. i don’t care about poltergeists as much as i do how annoying it is to clean vinaigrette up
December 25, 2025 at 6:03 PM
i was walking through the kitchen just in time to see a bottle of vinaigrette inexplicably flip forward off the shelf and land on the floor and explode. i don’t care about poltergeists as much as i do how annoying it is to clean vinaigrette up