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Lisa
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When you snark into the void, the void snarks back…. Who am I? Human, scientist, she/her, ally. A lover of cats, sci-fi, bad movies, video games, murder mysteries, and family (found, blood, and in progress).

NOTE: There WILL be typos!!!!!
In case you were wondering - it takes approximately 17 years to get a non blanket cat to sleep under a blanket
November 23, 2025 at 7:03 PM
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This week the Trump CDC attacked science — and our health, and our kids’ health — by twisting the truth on the CDC website.

There’s things to say about the playbook they used, and that’s helped by a little explanation about scientific truth in practice.

New vid explainer from me:
🧪 part 1/
November 22, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Hey all you idiotic techbros - we don’t want your crappy “AI”. Stop putting it in everything and ruining your products
November 22, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Grabs popcorn and puts money on “making a run for Pres in 28”
This is good for us, right now.
We still have to remember that she is a leopard who will eat our faces if we give her half a chance.
Enjoy the chaos she is sewing without forgetting who and what she is.

Also, pass the popcorn. This is gonna get good.
Marjorie Taylor Greene announces she is resigning from Congress

"I will be resigning from office with my last day being January 5, 2026”
November 22, 2025 at 4:24 AM
In case you don’t know

youtu.be/ToKcmnrE5oY?...
November 21, 2025 at 5:16 PM
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the key to overcoming imposter syndrome lies not in understanding that you're better than this but in accepting that everyone else is worse than this
November 21, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Love this. Unfortunate that the folks joining ICE will probably see it as encouragement.
November 21, 2025 at 5:13 PM
I don’t know how else to put it.

Being “Direct” or “Frank” is NOT permission to be rude, condescending, or an asshole.

This is one of the most common excuses I see from certain males in positions of power.

Speaking as a person who values directness in the workplace.
November 21, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Great read (as a gamer, I don’t give enough people enough credit for the most likely infuriating stuff they have to do to get a gem made).
November 21, 2025 at 4:30 PM
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Trump’s “Quiet, piggy” remark joins a preponderance of evidence suggesting “how limited a proportion of men actually see women as equal human beings,” @sophiegilbert.bsky.social argues. theatln.tc/vIXNotVd
November 21, 2025 at 3:45 PM
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@rubenbolling.bsky.social's Tom the Dancing Bug is here.
Tom the Dancing Bug
The Five Stages of MAGA Scandal Grief
contrarian.substack.com
November 21, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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Of course, there is something to be said for Miss Piggy’s Rules for Life.
Good Night!
November 19, 2025 at 4:13 AM
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ART would have laughed at an attack like that. (Actually, ART would have laughed at the part where it sent back a code bundle that would have eaten my face.)
November 19, 2025 at 4:55 AM
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November 19, 2025 at 4:27 AM
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Hi, I’m God.

At a bare minimum, you should all be able to agree that pedophilia, secret police and nonstop shootings are bad. Thank you for your attention to this matter. MAKE AMERICA SAFE AGAIN!
November 17, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Chocolate Mint Racist Scab Frostie!
You mean the company that's currently being struck by its workers and the company that's currently being boycotted because of its terrible DEI policy rollbacks? Why not just call this the Chocolate Mint Racist Scab Frostie?
Beginning Monday, a Frozen Peppermint Hot Chocolate drink will be available exclusively at Starbucks cafés inside Target stores.

The chains are hoping the drink can drum up excitement from customers this holiday season.

🔗https://tinyurl.com/yrshv45s
November 17, 2025 at 9:16 PM
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A gentle reminder for your day, in case you need it. 😽🤍
November 17, 2025 at 2:50 PM
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Good Morning, kiddos! Breakfast is ready. Gather around the table for 1975 @joyofcooking.bsky.social Apples & Bacon, "a fine breakfast or luncheon dish". At 1st I was a no, but with a little more thought, "It's Friday, why not!". What do you think of this dish? 🍽️ 🍜 #FoodSky #Cooking #RecipeOfTheDay
November 14, 2025 at 1:15 PM
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Why do hoomans have to do werk on #Friyay? Shouldn't the big relaxation start already?

-Macie

#CatsOfBluesky #CatLife #Cats
November 14, 2025 at 1:27 PM
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Trump is demanding that GOP side with him over Epstein's victims, Rep Ansari tells me. She had a harrowing exchange with one victim who recounts how her mom had cancer and he exploited that.

Also note her mockery of network disclaimers on Trump. More like this, Ds:

newrepublic.com/article/2031...
November 14, 2025 at 12:42 PM
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C R Y I N G this is so perfect lmao

x: www.instagram.com/reel/DQ7cPSf...
November 12, 2025 at 3:29 AM
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"A recent spate of reporting indicates that Kash Patel’s time as director is going about as well as could be expected — which is to say, it’s an organization-soul-crushing and morale-killing disaster that imperils national security," writes @vermontgmg.bsky.social.
Kash Patel, the FBI's Agent of Chaos
The biggest little scandal in Washington right now is how bad Patel is at being FBI director
www.doomsdayscenario.co
November 13, 2025 at 4:18 PM
1) Term limits for all
2) Caps on spending for elections (total, regardless of source.
3) 60% vote to pass everything, including rule changes
4) Congress and above place all investments into blind trust for duration of appointment
5) Congress works without pay during shutdown
6) No gerrymanders
November 13, 2025 at 6:57 PM
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You guys wanna see a dead body?
November 10, 2025 at 4:29 PM
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November 11, 2025 at 12:09 PM