Carl
Carl
@cellocgw.bsky.social
Cellist, saxophonist, 3D print hobbyist, very unstable genius🤪, R-evangelist, just this guy, you know?
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Yes!

And what I’m saying is this isn’t just the one kid.

All kids have fabulous ideas about mathematical structures. Let’s play with them!

talkingmathwithkids.com/number/math-...
December 5, 2025 at 3:07 AM
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Relatable Corvid
December 3, 2025 at 9:27 PM
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Conspiracy theory: there’s so many books and stories and movies about how immortality would suck because there are immortal people among us who don’t want us to become immortal. Reasons: not sure yet. Could be not enough immortal juice to go around
December 3, 2025 at 5:46 AM
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Just imagining how much better it would be if ALL news stories about vaccine-preventable illnesses were illustrated with pictures of people with the disease, not pictures of needle injections. If you must show something that people will find scary & unpleasant, make it the disease, not the cure.
I'm so tired of measles.

I'm also tired of people using needle shots on stories like this.

Show what measles looks like.
Gallatin Co. reports 2nd measles case, warns of exposure sites nbcmontana.com/news/local/g...
December 2, 2025 at 4:40 AM
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It's been two thousand years.

He's not written.

He's not called.

Maybe it's time to accept that He's just not into you?
November 29, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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ok first of all how dare you
November 25, 2025 at 1:41 PM
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MARJORIE "THREE BRAIN CELLS" GREENE IS HAVING A BIG SAD RIGHT NOW BECAUSE OF ALL THE "TOXIC" IN POLITICS. BOO FUCKING HOO. FUCK OFF STRAIGHT INTO THE SEA, MARGE, BECAUSE YOU STARTED IT. NO ONE THOUGHT A POST LIKE MINE WAS POSSIBLE. READ IT, BECAUSE IT'S SEDITION IF YOU DON'T! LINK: bit.ly/4ofLMcC
November 23, 2025 at 5:50 PM
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Preserving Human Ingenuity for a Future Planet Ruled By Octopuses scholarlykitchen.sspnet.org/2025/11/14/t...
Preserving Human Ingenuity for a Future Planet Ruled By Octopuses - The Scholarly Kitchen
An engineer and musician teaches an octopus to play the piano.
scholarlykitchen.sspnet.org
November 14, 2025 at 11:20 AM
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THIS IS WHY WE NEED THE HUMANITIES IN SCHOOL
This is a real flight school, teaching people to fly planes!!! Like????
November 14, 2025 at 2:31 AM
The "yes" votes came from Dems either retiring or not up for reelection until 2028 or later. This is a deliberate move to "cover" all the other Dems, including Schumer, who would have voted yes.
We need to replace EVERY SINGLE Dem up for reelection in 2026.
November 10, 2025 at 2:11 PM
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Brilliant!
November 9, 2025 at 3:22 AM
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Looking forward to learning all about how the right should move left to win elections tomorrow. They should maybe dye their hair pink, learn to love pronouns.
November 5, 2025 at 1:48 AM
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It’s masculinity all the way down, folks.
The obsession with white male conservatives as a beacon of authenticity means that the left is desperate for a guy who looks like John Fetterman and votes like Bernie Sanders. But the guys who look like John Fetterman vote like John Fetterman.
October 21, 2025 at 2:31 PM
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October 21, 2025 at 10:49 AM
And whatever you do, don't say the result of "Seventy Minus Three"
October 21, 2025 at 2:33 PM
October 21, 2025 at 2:32 PM
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Retired Army Sgt. Brian Wofford spoke to me this morning at the Oklahoma City #NoKings protest. Didn’t expect him to be carrying his DD214 so I asked some warmup questions like when he got out and whether his injury was service-related.

He paused while describing the car bomb in Iraq to say this:
October 19, 2025 at 12:42 AM
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Hello Bluesky. I'm here because Meta doesn't want me. Looking forward to post unfiltered, unhinged and un-whatever stuff here. Tell your friends!
October 19, 2025 at 12:51 PM
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October 15, 2025 at 8:35 PM
I created a "No Kings" logo. This is a combo of the semaphore for "n" and "k." Feel free to use it if you wish.
For you youngsters: what we now call the "peace sign" originated as a symbol for nuclear disarmament, and combines the semaphore for "N' and "D".
October 15, 2025 at 2:26 PM
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What it's like being married to a biochemist:

Him: The garbage smells like toluene.

Me: What the h is toluene?

Him: Let me draw it for you.

Me: Um, nope. What the heck is toluene?

Him: A solvent used in glue.

Me: Oh, you mean SHOE GOO?!?! Ya, I fixed a boot. Also, just say glue like a human.
October 10, 2025 at 11:03 PM
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October 8, 2025 at 5:11 AM
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She is something else, don’t mess with her. 😅🤣😂
October 6, 2025 at 2:12 AM
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October 5, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Coming soon!
October 5, 2025 at 2:55 PM