Columbus Nerdy Bear
@cbusbear.bsky.social
Better a faggot than a facist. They/them
🏳️🌈 nerd and 🐈 dad in Columbus, OH
Occasionally NSFW. 🔞
🍉 FREE PALESTINE 🇵🇸
Discord: hleumas
Telegram: ohcub (https://t.me/ohcub)
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🏳️🌈 nerd and 🐈 dad in Columbus, OH
Occasionally NSFW. 🔞
🍉 FREE PALESTINE 🇵🇸
Discord: hleumas
Telegram: ohcub (https://t.me/ohcub)
In the interest of blocking bots, please have a profile pic and non-reskeet posts.
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this is a reminder that we dont have to settle for newsom in 2028
November 5, 2025 at 2:44 AM
this is a reminder that we dont have to settle for newsom in 2028
Fellas, there’s only so much I can do with a wet noodle. If you need a pill or a shot to get hard, go for it! Don’t feel guilty in the least. But holy fuck do I dislike sucking an unendingly flaccid dick.
November 15, 2025 at 8:09 AM
Fellas, there’s only so much I can do with a wet noodle. If you need a pill or a shot to get hard, go for it! Don’t feel guilty in the least. But holy fuck do I dislike sucking an unendingly flaccid dick.
There’s a man from the city here to replace my water meter.
Before he gets started though, he’s totally just blowing up my bathroom. And on the phone with his partner.
I. What…
Before he gets started though, he’s totally just blowing up my bathroom. And on the phone with his partner.
I. What…
November 14, 2025 at 8:50 PM
There’s a man from the city here to replace my water meter.
Before he gets started though, he’s totally just blowing up my bathroom. And on the phone with his partner.
I. What…
Before he gets started though, he’s totally just blowing up my bathroom. And on the phone with his partner.
I. What…
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theres a common misconception that the phrase is "bold faced lie" so don't feel bad if you didn't know this but actually it's "boiled faced lie"—everyone but you just has a southern accent
November 14, 2025 at 3:24 AM
theres a common misconception that the phrase is "bold faced lie" so don't feel bad if you didn't know this but actually it's "boiled faced lie"—everyone but you just has a southern accent
One for caffeine, one for hydration, one for fun!
November 14, 2025 at 1:38 AM
One for caffeine, one for hydration, one for fun!
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they're so close to slamming the emergency "it's actually ephebophilia" button in national conservative media you can feel it hanging rancidly in the air
in case you're wondering how the cope is going www.mediamatters.org/megyn-kelly/...
November 13, 2025 at 2:19 AM
they're so close to slamming the emergency "it's actually ephebophilia" button in national conservative media you can feel it hanging rancidly in the air
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15 year car loans and 50 year house loans just mean more interest for banks (because lenders pay the interest up front). They’re a scam on poor people!
A $40,000 car with a 15-year loan at the current average interest rate of 9.4% would cost you $75,000 🤦♂️ Have fun with that
November 13, 2025 at 1:16 AM
15 year car loans and 50 year house loans just mean more interest for banks (because lenders pay the interest up front). They’re a scam on poor people!
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You are infinitely closer to struggling than you ever will be to billionaires
James Van Der Beek Auctioning Off Dawson’s Creek Items Amid Cancer Journey
James Van Der Beek has put several Dawson’s Creek and Varsity Blues items up for auction as he continues to battle stage 3 colon cancer.
www.eonline.com
November 13, 2025 at 12:09 AM
You are infinitely closer to struggling than you ever will be to billionaires
Huh. I don’t have a drink. I do, however have a bottle of nail polish remover on my table next to my coaster. And yes, I did just very nearly reach for it absentmindedly.
*brain*: liquid in container. Is drink
*hand*: funny shape cup
*eyes*: abort!
*brain*: liquid in container. Is drink
*hand*: funny shape cup
*eyes*: abort!
November 13, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Huh. I don’t have a drink. I do, however have a bottle of nail polish remover on my table next to my coaster. And yes, I did just very nearly reach for it absentmindedly.
*brain*: liquid in container. Is drink
*hand*: funny shape cup
*eyes*: abort!
*brain*: liquid in container. Is drink
*hand*: funny shape cup
*eyes*: abort!
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We're not ready for this conversation
November 12, 2025 at 9:12 PM
We're not ready for this conversation
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Okay, so we’re doing one of these?
Hairy tummy appreciation post
Hairy tummy appreciation post
November 12, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Okay, so we’re doing one of these?
Hairy tummy appreciation post
Hairy tummy appreciation post
“Just because you’re the top doesn’t mean you have to pay!”
- something I said during a new friend date today
- something I said during a new friend date today
November 12, 2025 at 2:11 AM
“Just because you’re the top doesn’t mean you have to pay!”
- something I said during a new friend date today
- something I said during a new friend date today
Found the remote for my fireplace space heater. It’s about to be SO toasty in here.
November 11, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Found the remote for my fireplace space heater. It’s about to be SO toasty in here.
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yeah you know what fuckin season it is
November 10, 2025 at 10:30 PM
yeah you know what fuckin season it is
I have a tummy ache and wish someone would rub it.
November 7, 2025 at 12:01 AM
I have a tummy ache and wish someone would rub it.
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New awareness campaign
November 3, 2025 at 3:23 PM
New awareness campaign
Someone pet me on the head and tell me I’m pretty.
November 4, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Someone pet me on the head and tell me I’m pretty.
Another boring
lonely
Sunday/weekend.
lonely
Sunday/weekend.
November 2, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Another boring
lonely
Sunday/weekend.
lonely
Sunday/weekend.
Who let me get stoned and open Scruff?
October 30, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Who let me get stoned and open Scruff?
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The White House is illegally refusing to use reserve funds to pay for SNAP benefits and Donald Trump is fully aware of this.
Don’t be gaslit, the money is there, but Trump refuses to prioritize the needs of American citizens because his main concern is a ballroom.
Trump doesn’t care about you.
Don’t be gaslit, the money is there, but Trump refuses to prioritize the needs of American citizens because his main concern is a ballroom.
Trump doesn’t care about you.
October 29, 2025 at 6:39 AM
The White House is illegally refusing to use reserve funds to pay for SNAP benefits and Donald Trump is fully aware of this.
Don’t be gaslit, the money is there, but Trump refuses to prioritize the needs of American citizens because his main concern is a ballroom.
Trump doesn’t care about you.
Don’t be gaslit, the money is there, but Trump refuses to prioritize the needs of American citizens because his main concern is a ballroom.
Trump doesn’t care about you.
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They should invent a me that isn’t always sleepy
October 29, 2025 at 9:02 PM
They should invent a me that isn’t always sleepy
Do I have any friends on TRT? If so, did you go to your doctor or one of those online clinics?
October 29, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Do I have any friends on TRT? If so, did you go to your doctor or one of those online clinics?
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There’s something interesting about how emotional needs (physical affection, affirmation, emotional support, etc) get couched as sexual in nature (praise/cuddle kink). I wonder if it means something that emotional needs have to look like sexual ones in order to be taken seriously.
September 2, 2025 at 6:20 PM
There’s something interesting about how emotional needs (physical affection, affirmation, emotional support, etc) get couched as sexual in nature (praise/cuddle kink). I wonder if it means something that emotional needs have to look like sexual ones in order to be taken seriously.