bergmanesque
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Searching for a new hellsite...
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MRS. CLAUS: Good luck tonight, honey! I’m proud of you and all that you’ve accomplished this year! Just a few more hours and we can take a well-deserved vacation! 🥰
SANTA: (white-knuckling a nicotine craving so intense he could crush an elf’s skull) sounds good love you
SANTA: (white-knuckling a nicotine craving so intense he could crush an elf’s skull) sounds good love you
December 25, 2024 at 5:32 AM
MRS. CLAUS: Good luck tonight, honey! I’m proud of you and all that you’ve accomplished this year! Just a few more hours and we can take a well-deserved vacation! 🥰
SANTA: (white-knuckling a nicotine craving so intense he could crush an elf’s skull) sounds good love you
SANTA: (white-knuckling a nicotine craving so intense he could crush an elf’s skull) sounds good love you
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A (quite) young movie lover said to me recently, "Not everybody can afford a DVD player," and I said "How much do you think a DVD player costs?"
He said, "I don't know, like $500?"
Those of us who advocate physical media are maybe not doing the best job of messaging.
He said, "I don't know, like $500?"
Those of us who advocate physical media are maybe not doing the best job of messaging.
December 13, 2025 at 4:15 AM
A (quite) young movie lover said to me recently, "Not everybody can afford a DVD player," and I said "How much do you think a DVD player costs?"
He said, "I don't know, like $500?"
Those of us who advocate physical media are maybe not doing the best job of messaging.
He said, "I don't know, like $500?"
Those of us who advocate physical media are maybe not doing the best job of messaging.
Truly insane photo. It's like seeing a picture of Mickey Mouse meeting Leatherface or something.
genuinely cursed image
December 13, 2025 at 8:27 AM
Truly insane photo. It's like seeing a picture of Mickey Mouse meeting Leatherface or something.
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It’s hard to not see the Netflix/WB news as a sort of doomsday scenario. The constant mergers and large scale absorptions of brands might be good for business, in theory, but they are bad for art; they are bad for creators; they are bad for preservation. Which makes it bad for us.
December 5, 2025 at 1:10 PM
It’s hard to not see the Netflix/WB news as a sort of doomsday scenario. The constant mergers and large scale absorptions of brands might be good for business, in theory, but they are bad for art; they are bad for creators; they are bad for preservation. Which makes it bad for us.
He’s like a guy who stopped discovering new bands when he reached middle age. Always felt his arthouse inclinations were overstated; now that he’s older, he’s more willing to admit this is the stuff he actually likes.
Quentin Tarantino has named his picks for the Top 20 Movies Of The 21st Century, with Ridley Scott's Black Hawk Down taking the number one spot.
Read his full list: www.empireonline.com/movies/news/...
Read his full list: www.empireonline.com/movies/news/...
December 3, 2025 at 4:39 AM
He’s like a guy who stopped discovering new bands when he reached middle age. Always felt his arthouse inclinations were overstated; now that he’s older, he’s more willing to admit this is the stuff he actually likes.
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“I was just following otters.”
November 28, 2025 at 9:09 PM
“I was just following otters.”
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I was raised on these streets
November 29, 2025 at 6:13 PM
I was raised on these streets
Edgar Wright's 'The Running Man' opens with Glen Powell announcing, "I'm not angry." Which just about sums it all up.
November 16, 2025 at 9:36 AM
Edgar Wright's 'The Running Man' opens with Glen Powell announcing, "I'm not angry." Which just about sums it all up.
Steve Buscemi before getting shot in the face in a Coen brothers gangster film:
October 28, 2025 at 5:22 AM
Steve Buscemi before getting shot in the face in a Coen brothers gangster film:
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It's really funny how posh Reform types see a bald, accented, white guy who loves takeaways and just can't comprehend that he isn't racist.
Important moves happening in the Great Game of British politics.
October 23, 2025 at 7:45 AM
It's really funny how posh Reform types see a bald, accented, white guy who loves takeaways and just can't comprehend that he isn't racist.
"Friends" is a beloved American sitcom that aired from 1994 to 2004, following six young adults—Rachel, Ross, Monica, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe—living in New York City. The show explores their friendships, romances, careers, and personal growth over ten seasons.
October 23, 2025 at 8:30 AM
"Friends" is a beloved American sitcom that aired from 1994 to 2004, following six young adults—Rachel, Ross, Monica, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe—living in New York City. The show explores their friendships, romances, careers, and personal growth over ten seasons.
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Busted out a very niche Simpsons costume for Pop Culture Hell tonight
October 23, 2025 at 6:10 AM
Busted out a very niche Simpsons costume for Pop Culture Hell tonight
The funniest thing about Polanski's 'The Tenant' (1976) is he tried to make Isabelle Adjani look as strange-looking as everybody else, but instead she looks like a hot nerd.
October 23, 2025 at 8:09 AM
The funniest thing about Polanski's 'The Tenant' (1976) is he tried to make Isabelle Adjani look as strange-looking as everybody else, but instead she looks like a hot nerd.
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[watching someone cross the street]: ugh, how pedestrian
August 2, 2025 at 12:18 AM
[watching someone cross the street]: ugh, how pedestrian
DiCaprio is really good at playing the kind of aging leftist who just wants to stay at home and listen to Steely Dan and not deal with phones and is tired all the time.
September 28, 2025 at 5:19 AM
DiCaprio is really good at playing the kind of aging leftist who just wants to stay at home and listen to Steely Dan and not deal with phones and is tired all the time.
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Male loneliness epidemic: Downing Street edition www.economist.com/britain/2025...
September 25, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Male loneliness epidemic: Downing Street edition www.economist.com/britain/2025...
god, Labour centrists are the worst.
No 10 director of strategy resigns over revelation about sexually explicit comments about Diane Abbott in private email in 2017
www.theguardian.com/politics/liv...
www.theguardian.com/politics/liv...
Top Starmer aide resigns over explicit Diane Abbott messages in further blow to PM – UK politics live
Director of strategy Paul Ovenden quits to avoid becoming ‘distraction’ after details of derogatory emails emerge
www.theguardian.com
September 16, 2025 at 8:19 AM
god, Labour centrists are the worst.
Re-hire and fire him again a fourth time, you cowards
Mandelson has been fired. Confirmed.
September 11, 2025 at 10:44 AM
Re-hire and fire him again a fourth time, you cowards
Has Peter Mandelson now been sacked three times, or were there other incidents I’m forgetting?
"The prime minister has asked the foreign secretary to withdraw [Peter Mandelson] as ambassador to the United States," Foreign Office Minister Stephen Doughty tells MPs in the Commons
Follow live reaction:
Follow live reaction:
Peter Mandelson sacked as US ambassador by Keir Starmer over emails to Jeffrey Epstein
The Foreign Office says he was fired
www.bbc.co.uk
September 11, 2025 at 10:12 AM
Has Peter Mandelson now been sacked three times, or were there other incidents I’m forgetting?
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curb episode where larry gets dragged to a birthday party for a guy he doesn't know and decides to write something funny in the guestbook. cut to present day, larry's at home watching the evening news: "comedian larry david wrote 'happy birthday, i know your little secret' in jeffrey epstein's book"
September 9, 2025 at 2:20 PM
curb episode where larry gets dragged to a birthday party for a guy he doesn't know and decides to write something funny in the guestbook. cut to present day, larry's at home watching the evening news: "comedian larry david wrote 'happy birthday, i know your little secret' in jeffrey epstein's book"
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I hope this ishmael finds you whale
September 9, 2025 at 4:46 PM
I hope this ishmael finds you whale
Looking forward to seeing Kahuna Airlines in the new PTA film.
September 10, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Looking forward to seeing Kahuna Airlines in the new PTA film.