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25 | she/they | funky little disco boy, professional museum gremlin + big ol’ lesbian
on my knees begging for a chappell roan cameo in interview with the vampire season 3. i need her to be besties with rockstar lestat so bad
May 12, 2025 at 5:59 PM
on my knees begging for a chappell roan cameo in interview with the vampire season 3. i need her to be besties with rockstar lestat so bad
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Since we’re in a golden age of new Star Wars tv shows, I’ll again pitch “David Attenborough style nature documentaries but of fictional Star Wars creatures.”
No empire. No Jedi. Like, what the Jedi would watch on tv to relax after a stressful mission.
No empire. No Jedi. Like, what the Jedi would watch on tv to relax after a stressful mission.
a black and white bird is standing in the grass
ALT: a black and white bird is standing in the grass
media.tenor.com
April 24, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Since we’re in a golden age of new Star Wars tv shows, I’ll again pitch “David Attenborough style nature documentaries but of fictional Star Wars creatures.”
No empire. No Jedi. Like, what the Jedi would watch on tv to relax after a stressful mission.
No empire. No Jedi. Like, what the Jedi would watch on tv to relax after a stressful mission.
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this is probably what the first person to find a Platypus sounded like
February 16, 2025 at 7:28 PM
this is probably what the first person to find a Platypus sounded like
hey hollywood if you’re listening i would like to request the following:
- a full out gothic horror starring sophie thatcher
-a well adapted modern day gatsby story focusing on the social commentary but not being weird about tiktok
-an iliad retelling with sam reid as achilles
- a full out gothic horror starring sophie thatcher
-a well adapted modern day gatsby story focusing on the social commentary but not being weird about tiktok
-an iliad retelling with sam reid as achilles
February 22, 2025 at 11:56 AM
hey hollywood if you’re listening i would like to request the following:
- a full out gothic horror starring sophie thatcher
-a well adapted modern day gatsby story focusing on the social commentary but not being weird about tiktok
-an iliad retelling with sam reid as achilles
- a full out gothic horror starring sophie thatcher
-a well adapted modern day gatsby story focusing on the social commentary but not being weird about tiktok
-an iliad retelling with sam reid as achilles
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It's alarming, and we must choose each other now.
Take mental and emotional health breaks as you need to.
Pick just a few things you care deeply about and give those your attention.
They want you to feel this way, like whatever you do, it won’t matter. Do not give them this power.
Take mental and emotional health breaks as you need to.
Pick just a few things you care deeply about and give those your attention.
They want you to feel this way, like whatever you do, it won’t matter. Do not give them this power.
February 1, 2025 at 4:27 AM
It's alarming, and we must choose each other now.
Take mental and emotional health breaks as you need to.
Pick just a few things you care deeply about and give those your attention.
They want you to feel this way, like whatever you do, it won’t matter. Do not give them this power.
Take mental and emotional health breaks as you need to.
Pick just a few things you care deeply about and give those your attention.
They want you to feel this way, like whatever you do, it won’t matter. Do not give them this power.
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It is 2007. I’m playing LEGO Star Wars with my sister. She refuses to play as anything other than an Ewok.
It is 2025. I’m playing LEGO Star Wars with my girlfriend. She refuses to play as anything other than an Ewok.
It is 2025. I’m playing LEGO Star Wars with my girlfriend. She refuses to play as anything other than an Ewok.
January 26, 2025 at 6:07 PM
It is 2007. I’m playing LEGO Star Wars with my sister. She refuses to play as anything other than an Ewok.
It is 2025. I’m playing LEGO Star Wars with my girlfriend. She refuses to play as anything other than an Ewok.
It is 2025. I’m playing LEGO Star Wars with my girlfriend. She refuses to play as anything other than an Ewok.
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[willem dafoe unprompted] now, this cookie monster. [toothy smile] what a creature, what a lust. it consumes him. [crosses legs] he’s really a tragic figure.
January 13, 2025 at 1:15 AM
[willem dafoe unprompted] now, this cookie monster. [toothy smile] what a creature, what a lust. it consumes him. [crosses legs] he’s really a tragic figure.
i absolutely refuse to accept that there are people out there who enjoy water levels in video games
January 12, 2025 at 2:25 PM
i absolutely refuse to accept that there are people out there who enjoy water levels in video games
got addressed as “blonde girl with the cheese” today and i’m obsessed. it has such a ring to it
December 31, 2024 at 10:08 PM
got addressed as “blonde girl with the cheese” today and i’m obsessed. it has such a ring to it
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I drew Kermit from memory!
December 24, 2024 at 3:31 PM
I drew Kermit from memory!
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The David Bowie intro to The Snowman is so funny, imagine if tomorrow's Wallace and Gromit began with Harry Styles walking into an attic in a woolly jumper saying "hey did I ever tell you about the time I was a plasticine dog"
December 24, 2024 at 3:40 PM
The David Bowie intro to The Snowman is so funny, imagine if tomorrow's Wallace and Gromit began with Harry Styles walking into an attic in a woolly jumper saying "hey did I ever tell you about the time I was a plasticine dog"
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Festive Giveaway! RT and follow by 5pm on Friday 27th December.
I’ll pick one lucky person from all entrants on Twitter and Bluesky.
One lucky person can pick either shelf 1, 2, 3 or 4 from my Bertvent books of the year as a New Year treat!
UK only.
I’ll pick one lucky person from all entrants on Twitter and Bluesky.
One lucky person can pick either shelf 1, 2, 3 or 4 from my Bertvent books of the year as a New Year treat!
UK only.
December 24, 2024 at 8:57 PM
Festive Giveaway! RT and follow by 5pm on Friday 27th December.
I’ll pick one lucky person from all entrants on Twitter and Bluesky.
One lucky person can pick either shelf 1, 2, 3 or 4 from my Bertvent books of the year as a New Year treat!
UK only.
I’ll pick one lucky person from all entrants on Twitter and Bluesky.
One lucky person can pick either shelf 1, 2, 3 or 4 from my Bertvent books of the year as a New Year treat!
UK only.
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inspired by Mr Beast, we're going to run a game show of our own
it's called Visit the Museum
participation is free/pay-what-you-want
every contestant wins a museum experience
also there are no losers
it's called Visit the Museum
participation is free/pay-what-you-want
every contestant wins a museum experience
also there are no losers
has anyone ever introduced Mr Beast to the concept of donating to museums instead
kotaku.com/mrbeast-beas...
kotaku.com/mrbeast-beas...
MrBeast And Amazon Prime's Beast Games Feels Flat And Unimportant
This underwhelming game show fails to capture any sense of the YouTuber's formula
kotaku.com
December 20, 2024 at 12:52 PM
inspired by Mr Beast, we're going to run a game show of our own
it's called Visit the Museum
participation is free/pay-what-you-want
every contestant wins a museum experience
also there are no losers
it's called Visit the Museum
participation is free/pay-what-you-want
every contestant wins a museum experience
also there are no losers
i wish the last week of work in december was like the last week of primary school at christmas. i want to glue glitter to things, have a carol service, and watch the polar express
December 17, 2024 at 6:57 PM
i wish the last week of work in december was like the last week of primary school at christmas. i want to glue glitter to things, have a carol service, and watch the polar express
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happy finding surprises in coat pockets season to all who celebrate
November 26, 2024 at 2:52 PM
happy finding surprises in coat pockets season to all who celebrate
trying to finish my reading challenges for the year is actively putting me into a reading slump but i can’t bring myself to abandon them 🫠
November 24, 2024 at 5:45 PM
trying to finish my reading challenges for the year is actively putting me into a reading slump but i can’t bring myself to abandon them 🫠
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It’s almost like Mother Nature wants you to stay in and read. Best listen to her.
November 23, 2024 at 12:30 PM
It’s almost like Mother Nature wants you to stay in and read. Best listen to her.
if there’s one thing about me, it’s that i love the mice that live on the london underground. nothing makes my day like seeing those lil guys just going about their business
November 19, 2024 at 7:05 PM
if there’s one thing about me, it’s that i love the mice that live on the london underground. nothing makes my day like seeing those lil guys just going about their business
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I'm hyper critical of museums because I work so closely with them, but as spaces where you can go and literally just 'hang out' with ancient history they truly are unique.
Feeling down?
Go sit next to an old pot/fossil/painting.
It won't necessarily solve anything but it's still very grounding.
Feeling down?
Go sit next to an old pot/fossil/painting.
It won't necessarily solve anything but it's still very grounding.
November 19, 2024 at 10:07 AM
I'm hyper critical of museums because I work so closely with them, but as spaces where you can go and literally just 'hang out' with ancient history they truly are unique.
Feeling down?
Go sit next to an old pot/fossil/painting.
It won't necessarily solve anything but it's still very grounding.
Feeling down?
Go sit next to an old pot/fossil/painting.
It won't necessarily solve anything but it's still very grounding.
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What if Ea-Nasir’s copper was fine and that tablet was just the Sumerian equivalent of a crazy Yelp review?
November 16, 2024 at 5:51 PM
What if Ea-Nasir’s copper was fine and that tablet was just the Sumerian equivalent of a crazy Yelp review?
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Goodreads is owned by Jeff Bezos. A better alternative is StoryGraph, a Black woman-owned platform. And before y’all start, you can transfer all your Goodreads data to Storygraph so you literally have no excuse.
November 16, 2024 at 11:38 PM
Goodreads is owned by Jeff Bezos. A better alternative is StoryGraph, a Black woman-owned platform. And before y’all start, you can transfer all your Goodreads data to Storygraph so you literally have no excuse.
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Not everyone realizes this, but if you clean the pile of receipts out of a purse and stack them together, it makes a teeny tiny book about why you're broke.
November 15, 2024 at 1:50 PM
Not everyone realizes this, but if you clean the pile of receipts out of a purse and stack them together, it makes a teeny tiny book about why you're broke.
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I hate when boxing announcers say a boxer is "down for the count." I don't care that he loves Dracula I just want to know who's winning.
November 15, 2024 at 4:04 PM
I hate when boxing announcers say a boxer is "down for the count." I don't care that he loves Dracula I just want to know who's winning.