BBW Simon Anne Garfunkel
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I love DP (Dolly Parton)
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this is what we looked like 500 years ago
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i think we should shoot ALL messengers
August 14, 2025 at 10:05 PM
i think we should shoot ALL messengers
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Kids today will never know what it’s like to turn 40
August 14, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Kids today will never know what it’s like to turn 40
If I had three wishes one of them would be to shit, piss, sneeze, and orgasm at the same time. Depending on how it goes, the other two will probably be the same as the first.
August 13, 2025 at 12:12 AM
If I had three wishes one of them would be to shit, piss, sneeze, and orgasm at the same time. Depending on how it goes, the other two will probably be the same as the first.
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so will most major news outlets!
People will call a white nationalist teen edgelord "Big Balls" with a straight face before they'll respect a trans persons name or pronouns
August 12, 2025 at 11:36 PM
so will most major news outlets!
Request availability change? I’m telling you I won’t be able to work these days. I don’t need your approval go ahead schedule me anyway but don’t be shocked when I don’t show up.
August 12, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Request availability change? I’m telling you I won’t be able to work these days. I don’t need your approval go ahead schedule me anyway but don’t be shocked when I don’t show up.
he’s innocent
August 12, 2025 at 12:51 AM
he’s innocent
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think before you speak
August 8, 2025 at 8:15 PM
think before you speak
Stop fucking interrupting me
August 9, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Stop fucking interrupting me
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Dave Matthews Band Apologizes After Tour Bus Dumps Another 800 Pounds Of Human Shit Onto Same Boat Full Of People theonion.com/dave-ma...
August 8, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Dave Matthews Band Apologizes After Tour Bus Dumps Another 800 Pounds Of Human Shit Onto Same Boat Full Of People theonion.com/dave-ma...
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Kristi Noem: It is so lazy for South Park to make fun of the way a woman looks.
Everyone: And you're probably mad they showed you mercilessly executing every puppy you came across, right?
Kristi Noem: I am so much prettier than that.
Everyone: And you're probably mad they showed you mercilessly executing every puppy you came across, right?
Kristi Noem: I am so much prettier than that.
August 8, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Kristi Noem: It is so lazy for South Park to make fun of the way a woman looks.
Everyone: And you're probably mad they showed you mercilessly executing every puppy you came across, right?
Kristi Noem: I am so much prettier than that.
Everyone: And you're probably mad they showed you mercilessly executing every puppy you came across, right?
Kristi Noem: I am so much prettier than that.
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its not the heat its the hue huge dick up our asses
August 6, 2025 at 9:48 PM
its not the heat its the hue huge dick up our asses
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yeah when my grandpappy had a heart attack in the kitchen, instead of calling an ambulance, we just shot him in the fucking head
August 6, 2025 at 8:23 PM
yeah when my grandpappy had a heart attack in the kitchen, instead of calling an ambulance, we just shot him in the fucking head
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Straifht up jonkin my silly string
August 3, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Straifht up jonkin my silly string
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Please commit this picture of Alan Dershowitz filming the police to memory so my Halloween costume makes sense
August 3, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Please commit this picture of Alan Dershowitz filming the police to memory so my Halloween costume makes sense
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Nice argument with a stranger on the Internet you got there...
How long have you been unemployed?
How long have you been unemployed?
July 31, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Nice argument with a stranger on the Internet you got there...
How long have you been unemployed?
How long have you been unemployed?
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I make boomer jokes on here but I need more real shit posters dang
August 1, 2025 at 1:10 AM
I make boomer jokes on here but I need more real shit posters dang
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I admitted that I thought the minecraft character was named Hero Brian this whole time, and a pack of rabid third graders chased me down on their modified ebikes.
July 31, 2025 at 6:48 PM
I admitted that I thought the minecraft character was named Hero Brian this whole time, and a pack of rabid third graders chased me down on their modified ebikes.
Whatever happened to that internet sensation piggy poop balls?
July 30, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Whatever happened to that internet sensation piggy poop balls?
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Guess who’s lost
There’s this kid Ethan who lives in my neighborhood. Never seen him but I know he gets lost every single day, based on how his mom is yelling ETHAN!!!!?? ETHAN??!??!? ETHAN?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? every single day. I hate him so much
July 30, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Guess who’s lost
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444. lana del rey - i like you allah
July 30, 2025 at 12:08 AM
444. lana del rey - i like you allah
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Do you ever just get sad about how many people have fully embraced anti-intellectualism?
July 29, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Do you ever just get sad about how many people have fully embraced anti-intellectualism?
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The human body works in mysterious ways.
July 29, 2025 at 10:01 PM
The human body works in mysterious ways.
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from now on only good things should happen to me
July 28, 2025 at 11:34 PM
from now on only good things should happen to me