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Petrichor // 21 Y/O
DID haver, artist, shitposter
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likes for the algorithm fuck yeah

the elder scrolls
Minecraft
genshin imact
dungeon meshi
fall out boy
everymanHYBRID / internet horror
technology
punk / alt subculture
animal crossing
lofi
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#bkdk x #tshd

Am I like super late to post this? yes.

#thesummerhikarudied #hikarugashindanatsu #bakudeku #dekubaku #kacchan

p.s. Any tips on drawing the 'Hikaru' monster spill?
August 5, 2025 at 5:47 PM
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why is the president the only person testing the limits of his power? everyone should see what they can get away with. what if zookeepers gave helicopters to gorillas? nobody has tried this
June 10, 2025 at 2:50 AM
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FOTUS is deploying the military to attack citizens who are peacefully protesting. Just like millions of us will be doing for NO KINGS Day next Saturday. He is using this tactic to scare us. No way! We will not be deterred. See you on the streets America! #FOTUSIsACriminal
June 8, 2025 at 1:24 PM
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its not joever yet but its bidending soon
May 19, 2025 at 3:16 AM
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If a foreign adversary snuck into our Federal budget and cut science research and education the way we’re cutting it ourselves — strategically undermining America’s long-term health, wealth, and security — we would likely consider it an act of war.
May 19, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Remmick my oobly goobus ( #sinners #fanart #sinnersfanart)
May 19, 2025 at 8:03 PM
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Pondering my orb
May 19, 2025 at 2:41 PM
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Crockett: Instead of the President cosplaying as the next pope, he may want to cosplay as an actual President of these United States.
That means he may have to do a little bit of research and understand that he swore a an oath to defend and protect the constitution.
May 6, 2025 at 1:58 PM
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If you google the Reform candidate who won Notts county council, the top search is a website specially made to warn the general public of his (relatively severe) medical negligence, tax evasion, and breach of electoral law

So seems like a great guy we’re in good hands
May 2, 2025 at 10:34 PM
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I said I didn’t find Epic Rap Battles of History funny on Twitter and started getting called racial slurs.

So now I’m fully convinced that half of that fanbase was people who say things like “I hate most rap but I love Eminem”
May 2, 2025 at 12:21 PM
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I feel like Mothman is the rare cryptid where if your friend started dating him you’d be like ok I can see it
May 2, 2025 at 9:40 PM
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the poor foster dog is terrified of the coffee grinder. i feel the need to explain. “these are the beans you have to drink when you are a person,” i say. “sometimes things are very very bad. but then the beans happen and it is good.” i can tell she understands
April 28, 2025 at 12:15 PM
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The only president in American history convicted of breaking the law is now consistently breaking the law. What a shocker. Congress, what are you going to do about it?
April 25, 2025 at 6:12 PM
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March 24, 2025 at 9:27 AM
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Exclusive: The EPA's fight to freeze $20 billion in already-distributed funding has “significant legal vulnerabilities,” a top government attorney warned via email politi.co/44CMZnS
April 23, 2025 at 11:30 PM
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presidents should get a probationary period and if their approval rating falls below 50% at any point within their first three months in office we get to eject them from the country with a catapult
April 23, 2025 at 11:45 PM
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Never.
April 24, 2025 at 6:39 AM
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this 1996 commercial for claritin sent me into flight or flight. an absolute psycho directed this
April 24, 2025 at 6:37 AM
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the things that aren't happening right now are just a distraction from the fact that nothing ever happens
April 20, 2025 at 8:56 PM
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My brain right now: “This is not normal 🎶Steve le🎶 The crisis is here 🎶le poisson Steve le🎶 the constitution itself is under threat 🎶poisoooon steeEeEEeve🎶 we will resist together or apart but we will resist.
April 19, 2025 at 6:57 PM
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April 20, 2025 at 2:44 AM
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In today’s atmosphere, it’s obvious why a book warning of totalitarian censorship would be in the American Library Association’s list of most commonly challenged books
April 17, 2025 at 5:54 PM
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Something changed in me and I love mushrooms now.
April 5, 2025 at 2:42 PM
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April 4, 2025 at 3:16 PM