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Marco, Lobster Boy
@cassie98.bsky.social
I hate Yeerks and poodles
Full of rizz and ready to jizz
Voted 2000's hottest teen
(IS AN ACTUAL ADULT, NOT A MINOR, JUST FUNNY)
I will fucking 100% gorilla punch @jessesingal.com the second I see him in person
That's a Marco Animorphs Guarantee!
December 19, 2024 at 7:26 AM
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Anyway my apartment building caught fire, while I'm mostly unscathed there's going to be some pretty significant water damage so pls send me some money to make it through the holidays easier here's my links
www.patreon.com/KiyaraSabel
PayPal.me/kiyarasabel
Ko-fi.com/kiyarasabel
$KiyaraSabel
Get more from Kiyara Sabel Fukaimori on Patreon
creating A little bit of everything
www.patreon.com
December 5, 2024 at 12:55 AM
Alright so we're starving a Yeerk out of this governor's head and we're on Day Two. It's my shift, so I'm gonna go watch That 90's Show while I get yelled at by this stupid old guy with a worm in his head lmao.
Btw don't watch it, it isn't actually good. I'm just a 90's kid!
December 18, 2024 at 5:37 AM
"We have Iskoort at home"
Iskoort at home be like:

(Gonna tag ALT4Me on this one because I canNOT with this fucking thing rn, I'm sorry)
December 18, 2024 at 5:34 AM
I hate trying to scroll the Animorphs feed rn, MY HOME, because there's too many goddamn Tobiases
December 18, 2024 at 5:22 AM
HARD
Oh by the way, I figured that out! It could definitely become something that I continue with and do multiple small collections and prints for though. #animorphs #swimwear #fashiondesign
December 18, 2024 at 5:19 AM
i am so back (for like tonight?)
Yeah I'm here! I'm just not here often, too busy like doing missions and shit. Jake's so annoying all "Marco you can't be shitposting all day, we have to go stop the fascist alien worms" okay DAD
December 18, 2024 at 5:18 AM
I still remember that one War Guild Skrit Na guy than headbutted me then wheezed at me to kick him in the accordion. I think he got off to it?
Animorph covers were a fever dream
December 18, 2024 at 5:14 AM
I gotta say, Ed's lucky he still has a head after surprising his mans like that. Also this is fucking cute as shit. Ax would kick my ass for trying to do this tho
I never posted the fanart I did for @ghostalservice.bsky.social and @petrichorca.bsky.social 's Animorph AU! I absolutely *love* this fic, and you should def check it out if you haven't already! Seriously!!! Super fun, and it hits you in the feels juuust right 💙🛸💙
archiveofourown.org/works/492499...
December 18, 2024 at 5:13 AM
Tired of the status quo? Try the new therapy fad: Morphing Into A Gorilla!
Depression? GORILLA'D
Poverty? Who's gonna stop a gorilla from robbing a bank?
Stonewalled out of that promotion? Oops, a gorilla just killed your new boss!
Can't open that package? A GORILLA CAN!

Try Morphing Gorilla Today!
November 25, 2024 at 12:48 PM
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autistic people communicating online without tone indicators:
July 23, 2023 at 3:18 PM
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"Hey Marco, whatcha listening to?"
Well rn I have the Evil Dead: The Musical soundtrack stuck in my head, so that.
Yes, you read that right. Now please listen, it's SO FUCKING FUN
https://open.spotify.com/album/74tNh6vuD5lHEoJmi0zxzL?si=SYaFZgLoR5qTSgvtUaHP3w
Evil Dead: Original Broadway Cast Album
Various Artists · Compilation · 2007 · 26 songs.
open.spotify.com
August 19, 2023 at 8:23 PM
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punkin a yeerk by askin the name of their beam, and then yelling
DRACON DESE NUTS ON YR FACE
July 24, 2024 at 11:22 PM
Lobster gun
July 24, 2024 at 8:59 PM
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watching netanyahu's speech so you don't have to
July 24, 2024 at 6:07 PM
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"Oh, you enjoyed the Animorphs series as a kid? Tell me: how's your transition going?"
October 17, 2023 at 4:53 PM
god DAMMIT Ellimist, quit just dumping me MONTHS after where you pulled me out of time! It's been like three days FOR ME since my last post, space wizards are bullshit!
July 24, 2024 at 6:03 PM
Alright night bsky. Remember, Elfangor loves us all
March 22, 2024 at 4:03 AM
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Tobias is a perv, Tyler just confirmed it
Never forget Tobias from Animorphs
October 17, 2023 at 8:04 PM
As long as I have thumbs, and exist in this point in time, I'll be back, skeeting (or posting ig) with my brother, the best brainstorm to be found. And that says a lot, coming from me
I knew @cassie98.bsky.social would be back because we swore an oath, that even tho we were not invited on the same day or hour, still that we hoped to stop posting at the same day and hour

and I never stopped posting
BROTHER! I have posted and I have checked for you, glad you're back to the present future!! I hope you're well!!
March 22, 2024 at 3:42 AM
HEEYYYYY ANIMORPHS FEED

Settle an argument for me.

Who all thinks me and Ax explored each other's bah-deeees?
March 22, 2024 at 3:37 AM
What do you *mean* the back button doesn't work now???
Bsky?????
March 22, 2024 at 3:27 AM
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Oh and with this in mind, Visser Three does not get any where NEAR the amount of praise he deserves for being one of the coldest villains to ever do it. My man took cold-blooded and calculating to new heights
Drop an alien that's not from Star Wars Trek.
March 20, 2024 at 4:01 AM