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cassie98.bsky.social
Marco, Lobster Boy
@cassie98.bsky.social
190 followers 180 following 1.3K posts
I hate Yeerks and poodles
Full of rizz and ready to jizz
Voted 2000's hottest teen
(IS AN ACTUAL ADULT, NOT A MINOR, JUST FUNNY)
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cassie98.bsky.social
"We have Iskoort at home"
Iskoort at home be like:

(Gonna tag ALT4Me on this one because I canNOT with this fucking thing rn, I'm sorry)
December 18, 2024 at 5:34 AM
cassie98.bsky.social
Heh hell yeah imma smoke
Stovey's post but with 420 likes
July 24, 2024 at 7:01 PM
cassie98.bsky.social
when you bully me on the internet, this is who you're bullying
Little poodle dog with blue ribbons on his ears, from Animorphs #35 "The Proposal"
September 30, 2023 at 11:02 PM
cassie98.bsky.social
Who's your favorite Sweet Valley High? Jessica or Marco
Cover of a sweet valley high book except Marco's face is on it
September 30, 2023 at 10:38 PM
cassie98.bsky.social
Logging On
Marco from the cover of Animorphs 35 "The Proposal," I look like I'm about ready to throw hands at any mf who even looks at me funny
September 30, 2023 at 4:24 PM
cassie98.bsky.social
(Late) Wagon Wednesday / Thigh Thursday time
a screenshot of the cover of Animorphs 15 "The Escape," I'm diving into water to turn into a shark. This image features my butt (in shorts,) thighs, and calves
September 28, 2023 at 7:49 PM
cassie98.bsky.social
Is this @thecumman.gay 's car?

Also there's no way I can alt text all this so time to tag in @alt-text.bsky.social
September 20, 2023 at 3:53 PM
cassie98.bsky.social
Heh, horny Andalite
An Andalite with a mouth, yelling "CUM"
September 16, 2023 at 10:46 PM
cassie98.bsky.social
Hey guys check this out
a clock face, with the morph images for the first twelve Animorph books in place of numbers
September 12, 2023 at 5:11 PM
cassie98.bsky.social
9/11? Say no more
Marco Animorphs morphing into an airplane of the sort that hit the WTC
September 11, 2023 at 5:04 PM
cassie98.bsky.social
literally me
Cell talking to Vegeta but the subtitles are "Everyone: Oh you think you're being *cute* Marco: Bitch, I'm adorable"
September 7, 2023 at 11:16 PM
cassie98.bsky.social
dude whispering in Bush's ear "MR VISSER A SECOND ANDALITE BANDIT HAS FLOWN INTO THE YEERK POOL"
September 7, 2023 at 9:23 PM
cassie98.bsky.social
The "press X to doubt" meme
September 2, 2023 at 9:04 PM
cassie98.bsky.social
A better RIP to Jimmy
Another Animorphs meme of Jimmy morphing into a margarita
September 2, 2023 at 6:36 PM
cassie98.bsky.social
I need to be wasting away in a Margaritaville rn, as a parrot, stealing people's drinks and causing chaos. For Jimmy.
Rachel animorphs turning into an elephant, with the text "'Cheeseburger in Paradise ...'" Rest in Peace Jimmy Buffett"
September 2, 2023 at 3:24 PM
cassie98.bsky.social
Michael Fassbender Magneto saying "Perfection."
August 29, 2023 at 3:39 PM
cassie98.bsky.social
Alright WHAT the FUCK is this shit? Yes I'm subskeeting because how DARE the goddamn SHARING show up on this website? I need y'all all to know that this organization is 100% a Yeerk front, they're grooming you to keep your ears clean so they can stick a WORM IN THERE, I fight them all the time, plea
The Sharing follows me. They have 3 followers and are following 4 people. They'll make you put a Yeerk in your brain, be wary of them
August 29, 2023 at 3:13 PM
cassie98.bsky.social
Circle time? Circle time!
Y'all should all go follow Marco's sexy sexy shorms!
Let's see, I'll just thread this out and tag everyone, we got:
@glubglubbub.bsky.social (sweet and funny)
@schwegler.gay (sweet, funny, FCF master)
@onlinefunctions.bsky.social (SKEETER IN ARMS)
Marco's interactions circle, all @'s will be tagged in post text
August 28, 2023 at 4:48 PM
cassie98.bsky.social
wagon wednesday (more fun in the alt text)
the back of the book VISSER by K. A. Applegate. Here, we can see Alloran's juicy Andalite dumper, with his strongass fucking muscles and that lithe whippy tail, ready to be pressed against a throat. There's also some text that I canNOT decipher
August 23, 2023 at 7:09 PM
cassie98.bsky.social
yeah I read theory
VISSER, from the Animorphs series by K.A. Applegate
August 23, 2023 at 7:05 PM
cassie98.bsky.social
Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy - no selfies
buffalo sad ant blue box black woman facepalm. It's very Animorphs, trust me on this
August 22, 2023 at 9:10 PM
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Weed time
It's me, Marco Animorph, turning into a lobster. Yo look at that fucked up HAND lmaooo
August 22, 2023 at 5:48 PM
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chickum sandwich
Sonic saying "Call all the cops you want! It won't unfuck your McChicken!"
August 21, 2023 at 6:09 PM
cassie98.bsky.social
No I mean it FOR REAL this shit is SO funny
"look who's evil now I heard you suckers mocking me and calling me a prude Let's see if you're still laughing when I rip our your Fallopian tubes I'll twist your funbags I'll beat your brown eye blue Then I'll smash your sack and make a testicle fondue"
August 19, 2023 at 8:37 PM
cassie98.bsky.social
@corndad.wtf or Marco, who duckmaxxed better?
It's me, Marco! Morphing into a duck! Animorphs
August 16, 2023 at 9:30 PM