Marco, Lobster Boy
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Marco, Lobster Boy
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I hate Yeerks and poodles
Full of rizz and ready to jizz
Voted 2000's hottest teen
(IS AN ACTUAL ADULT, NOT A MINOR, JUST FUNNY)
for now, yeah! next time Jake throws us into some stupid mission with no prep tho...?
December 19, 2024 at 7:25 AM
ooohh. i like you
December 18, 2024 at 6:07 AM
the entire planet was fucking bananas, in my defense
December 18, 2024 at 5:35 AM
You're so right holy shit, I'm a little high and was just like "that seems weird. anyways"
December 18, 2024 at 5:35 AM
The third one is giving bird morph
December 18, 2024 at 5:26 AM
like i kicked my whole ass mother off a cliff, the LEAST they can do is give me a break now and then, smh my head
And don't even bring up rachel right now, not after the last mission
December 18, 2024 at 5:21 AM
Okay so like....this is midmorph but also incorporating our morphing outfits for the swimwear aspect? It's messy, like us, it's super colorful, it's ALMOST obnoxious but in a good way? Sweaty, this is FASHION
December 18, 2024 at 5:20 AM
Yeah I'm here! I'm just not here often, too busy like doing missions and shit. Jake's so annoying all "Marco you can't be shitposting all day, we have to go stop the fascist alien worms" okay DAD
December 18, 2024 at 5:18 AM
u fuckin wot
December 18, 2024 at 5:15 AM
yeah
November 25, 2024 at 12:45 PM
Reposted by Marco, Lobster Boy
punkin a yeerk by askin the name of their beam, and then yelling
DRACON DESE NUTS ON YR FACE
July 24, 2024 at 11:22 PM
I love you for this, doing it next time I'm in the Pool
July 25, 2024 at 12:34 AM
someone's been watching dokibird
July 24, 2024 at 10:59 PM