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I just found the bluray of Phantom Menace I forgot we had and you KNOW I'm putting that shit on especially now that my TV is at eye level and the opening crawl makes WAY MORE SENSE than anything that's happening on EARTH right now
February 6, 2026 at 12:57 AM
More Clair Obscur
February 4, 2026 at 3:06 AM
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What the hell was Qanon doing? There really was/is an international child sex trafficking ring and they got almost none of the leaders of it right. Just a whole group of world-class stupid motherfuckers, man
January 31, 2026 at 4:12 AM
Calc I
Calc II
Calc III
Calc IV
Calc V
Nevermind the jobs you had, tell me five classes you took in college:

Random Signals
The German Novella
Analog IC Design
Sustainability
Microwave Engineering
Nevermind the jobs you had, tell me five classes you took in college:

Intro to Ordinary Differential Equations
Digital Design
Modern Physics
Electronics Lab
Choral Conducting
January 31, 2026 at 4:20 AM
Just the best shit
January 31, 2026 at 4:10 AM
Clair Obscur
January 30, 2026 at 9:05 PM
Yelling at ICE is cool, re-uniting someone with their family is even cooler
I keep seeing posts going "when ICE comes to MY city, we'll be out in the streets even harder" and man, I get that sentiment but I need everyone to understand that the work in Minneapolis is partly confrontational but MORE IMPORTANTLY aaallll the stuff organized in the background to help neighbors
January 29, 2026 at 5:01 PM
You look at Bill Walsh's record at Stanford, or Jimmy Johnson at Miami, and it's clear Belichick's record at UNC is not hall of fame level
A new level of petty has been unlocked
A stunner from @dvnjr.bsky.social and me: Bill Belichick is not a first ballot Hall of Famer. He didn't get elected this year. The 8-time champion failed to 40 out of the 50 votes required for induction.
www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/...
January 28, 2026 at 12:46 AM
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he got the anakin skywalker hand this is cazy
I see that his bruised hand has been cut off by his father
January 27, 2026 at 10:26 PM
January 27, 2026 at 3:32 PM
If you want to fix your football team or your community, do what @hollyanderson.bsky.social and @edsbs.bsky.social say — ESTABLISH THE RUN

I shouted a song about it
January 26, 2026 at 11:52 PM
I am sharing this with my marketing team today non-ironically
Lol he actually did the bit
January 23, 2026 at 4:23 PM
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Pour one out directly into a cake www.vulture.com/article/prue....
Prue Leith Is Leaving The Great British Bake Off
“Now feels like the right time to step back (I’m 86 for goodness sake!),” she wrote.
www.vulture.com
January 21, 2026 at 9:19 PM
Oh no getting a little emotional at hour 1:15 of the podcast with @hollyanderson.bsky.social talking about a shirt company 😢
The spaghetti western @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social theme is an all timer
January 21, 2026 at 8:45 PM
The spaghetti western @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social theme is an all timer
January 21, 2026 at 5:33 PM
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Check out these new songs, instrumentals, love how they turned out youtube.com/playlist?lis...
Luminaire - YouTube
youtube.com
January 19, 2026 at 4:18 PM
Check out these new songs, instrumentals, love how they turned out youtube.com/playlist?lis...
Luminaire - YouTube
youtube.com
January 19, 2026 at 4:18 PM
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Unbelievably, new Georgia Tech running back Justice Haynes is not related to last year’s Georgia Tech running back Jamal Haynes, and of course neither is related to Georgia Tech QB Haynes King bc that is not how names work
If there is a good player named Haynes, Georgia Tech will find you.
January 14, 2026 at 5:52 PM
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January 13, 2026 at 4:41 PM
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But in short:

Fav: GT
Most hated: Liberty
Happy when they lose: the entire SEC (less Vandy) + Clemson, FSU, Ohio St, Penn St
January 12, 2026 at 11:47 PM
Now with much improved SICKO MODE (rank every team) cashlock-code.github.io/fbs-affectio...
fbs-affection-ranking
cashlock-code.github.io
January 12, 2026 at 9:36 PM
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The first time I read this, I thought, "What is this nonsense?" Then I read it again and realized that they're absolutely right.

(Never played "Peak." My kid is a huge fan and nodded along enthusiastically to every word of this.)
The developers of PEAK explain pricing
January 12, 2026 at 9:19 PM
I don’t have an NFL team and I mostly stick to CFB until January. I need a guide to jumping in to NFL right now as a college fan.
January 12, 2026 at 4:57 AM
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Share your CFB feelings (to hell with Georgia)

cashlock-code.github.io/fbs-affectio...
January 9, 2026 at 11:18 PM