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Posted some of the @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social inspired songs I've recorded. My personal fave is the Friday Night Lights / Explosions in the Sky rip off. I love working on these to learn new genres and production techniques.

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Joy to the world
December 4, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Ingratiated myself to my company's music slack channel by sharing the David Byrne Tiny Desk. Burned all that goodwill today by sharing Dominic the Donkey.
🎄 GOOD MORNING, and welcome back to the annual Italian Christmas Donkey Challenge 🫏

The rules are simple 🌟

You must find a person who has never heard “Dominick the Donkey” and play it for them:

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Lou Monte - Dominick The Donkey (HQ Audio)
YouTube video by Christmas 365
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December 3, 2025 at 6:43 PM
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Not to brag but I just did a fart that sounded exactly like the drums at the beginning of No Doubt's "Spiderwebs"
December 2, 2025 at 9:40 AM
Great use of wookiepedia in this one
December 1, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Missed a week of college football (and everything else) so I could investigate the Louvre heist in person. Now I get to be one of the people that learns all their news from @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social
November 30, 2025 at 11:15 PM
FSU is not good
November 22, 2025 at 2:17 AM
This song is straight out of Girls 5 Eva
In which I experience the worst second hand embarrassment of my life and also @kentremendous.bsky.social laughs at (at least one of) my jokes!
November 21, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Tampa Bay = Bloomin' Onion
November 19, 2025 at 12:43 AM
How did Georgia Tech forget how to play defense this far into the season?
November 15, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Anyone read Navola by Paolo Bacigalupi? I was alternately frustrated with it and really enjoyed it. Sticking with me though.
November 14, 2025 at 11:13 PM
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i can't believe the government shutdown is going to end before the disney-youtube tv standoff smh
November 10, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Stupid ACC be more football
SP+ is updated!

Ohio State is pulling away, Hawaii (!) is surging, BYU's offensive ratings take a hit, and the ACC's closer to the American than the B1G.

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Updated SP+ rankings for all 136 FBS teams
The latest SP+ rankings, plus strength of schedule and résumé SP+, following this weekend's results.
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November 9, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Just got to legitimately recommend the Shutdown Fullcast LinkedIn page, because someone I used to work with asked for "niche" podcasts to advertise on

#businessprison #donkeygrindset
November 7, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Smart game by Georgia Tech. Keep all those vultures from trying to hire Brent Key.
November 2, 2025 at 2:44 AM
October 31, 2025 at 11:33 PM
The Monty Python Black Knight, but can somehow convert a 4th down with no limbs
Son of an old-school East Texas ball coach who was raised the Lobo Way, the tall tales of Haynes King explain his rise to being the toughest sumbitch out there. Story with the great @adavidhalejoint.bsky.social
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'Toughest player I've ever seen': The Legend of Haynes King
Stories about how the quarterback became one of the quirkiest, toughest and most insatiable players in college football.
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October 29, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Big yikes to those ugly Miami uniforms
October 25, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Built a mini pedal board for my office setup
October 25, 2025 at 9:50 PM
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youtube tv multiview request: put the scores on the screen for each game in the build a multiview screen
October 25, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Talks a big game, literally falls apart under pressure
October 22, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Disappointed to find out Chip Roy is a real person and not part of the Succession extended universe
October 20, 2025 at 6:24 PM
First day in business prison, what you do is, you find the Final Boss Nanni, and you either kick his ass or negotiate a partnership agreement.
no, because I am Work Final Boss and nobody can defeat me
Enough about Work Husbands and Work Wives.

You ever had a legitimate Work Enemy? Because I’ve had several. I never start with these people and I always warn them. But they never listen. 🫠
October 20, 2025 at 4:40 PM
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October 18, 2025 at 7:27 PM
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no kings but haynes king
October 18, 2025 at 1:31 PM