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IT'S A-ME, CASARINO
Playwright, musician, writer, disc golf advocate. I was @Casarino on that outhouse-fire site.
Playwright, musician, writer, disc golf advocate. I was @Casarino on that outhouse-fire site.
I know this really isn't funny, but this crime gets progressively hilarious the more you read. (A massively dumb Google search, major evidence left in the car, that sort of thing.)
Then you see her scars, and hoooo boy.
Then you see her scars, and hoooo boy.
SCOOP — A former staffer for Rep. Jeff Van Drew (R-NJ), Natalie Green, 26, was charged today for falsely reporting she was attacked by 3 men who wrote "TRUMP WHORE" on her stomach bc of her job. It was staged by her + a friend.
Van Drew isn't named in the complaint but I've confirmed w/ his office.
Van Drew isn't named in the complaint but I've confirmed w/ his office.
Employee of a Federal Official Charged with Conspiracy to Falsely Report Violent Attack and Giving False Statements to Law Enforcement
A New Jersey woman was charged with conspiring and falsely reporting to law enforcement that she had been violently assaulted with a firearm due to her employment with a federal official.
www.justice.gov
November 20, 2025 at 1:06 AM
I know this really isn't funny, but this crime gets progressively hilarious the more you read. (A massively dumb Google search, major evidence left in the car, that sort of thing.)
Then you see her scars, and hoooo boy.
Then you see her scars, and hoooo boy.
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Donald Trump was practicing child rape the right way.
by Ezra Klein
by Ezra Klein
November 13, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Donald Trump was practicing child rape the right way.
by Ezra Klein
by Ezra Klein
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Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
November 10, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
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Folks, we need to have a little Civics #101 chat, because apparently the media no longer seems fit to explain to you whats happening.
So quick review:
The House passed a clean CR.
The senate has not passed anything.
So quick review:
The House passed a clean CR.
The senate has not passed anything.
November 9, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Folks, we need to have a little Civics #101 chat, because apparently the media no longer seems fit to explain to you whats happening.
So quick review:
The House passed a clean CR.
The senate has not passed anything.
So quick review:
The House passed a clean CR.
The senate has not passed anything.
I think I could have done better with my TI-99/4A
Musk used Grok to animate Sydney Sweeney to make her say “you are so cringe.”
Not only does it look and sound awful, I don’t think he understands how embarrassing this is for him.
Not only does it look and sound awful, I don’t think he understands how embarrassing this is for him.
November 9, 2025 at 5:59 PM
I think I could have done better with my TI-99/4A
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This is the perfect picture metaphor for America under Trump and MAGA
November 6, 2025 at 7:53 PM
This is the perfect picture metaphor for America under Trump and MAGA
Delicious
November 5, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Delicious
LOL
November 5, 2025 at 3:45 AM
LOL
Quick question - how illegal is it to offer a candidate $10 million to drop out of a race?
according to @jessyedwards.bsky.social of @hellgatenyc.com Curtis Sliwa just said on stage that he was offered $10 million to drop out of the race
November 5, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Quick question - how illegal is it to offer a candidate $10 million to drop out of a race?
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Andrew Cuomo currently groping for votes.
November 5, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Andrew Cuomo currently groping for votes.
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if democrats are serious about winning they need to learn from tonight and convert to islam
November 5, 2025 at 2:48 AM
if democrats are serious about winning they need to learn from tonight and convert to islam
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The crashouts are already in progress and they are delicious.
November 5, 2025 at 2:38 AM
The crashouts are already in progress and they are delicious.
Oh go fuck yourself Ben
The man ran against two Republicans and whipped them both
The man ran against two Republicans and whipped them both
November 5, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Oh go fuck yourself Ben
The man ran against two Republicans and whipped them both
The man ran against two Republicans and whipped them both
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One lesson to take from tonight. Moderates can win. And, those on the left can win. Both can win big. A healthy party runs all kinds of candidates and doesn’t listen to pundits who tell it to have one strategy and only one candidate type. It will take all kinds to win the majorities America needs.
November 5, 2025 at 1:53 AM
One lesson to take from tonight. Moderates can win. And, those on the left can win. Both can win big. A healthy party runs all kinds of candidates and doesn’t listen to pundits who tell it to have one strategy and only one candidate type. It will take all kinds to win the majorities America needs.
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sorry but mamdani and cuomo should have worn blue and yellow hats, respectively
November 5, 2025 at 12:24 AM
sorry but mamdani and cuomo should have worn blue and yellow hats, respectively
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You have been brainwashed by capitalism into seeing your civic duty to vote as patronage that the Democrats need to "earn," and their candidates as nothing more than products on the store shelf that you can refuse to purchase.
I am BEGGING you to rise above that stupid bullshit.
I am BEGGING you to rise above that stupid bullshit.
Just imagine how different our world could be if the democratic party had done the work they never did and still aren't willing to do to earn those people's votes. Really makes you wonder...
I'd like to remind everybody that Dick Cheney would've never gotten the chance to commit his atrocities in the first place if literally just a THIRD of the Ralph Nader voters in New Hampshire in 2000 had voted for Gore instead.
November 4, 2025 at 10:49 PM
You have been brainwashed by capitalism into seeing your civic duty to vote as patronage that the Democrats need to "earn," and their candidates as nothing more than products on the store shelf that you can refuse to purchase.
I am BEGGING you to rise above that stupid bullshit.
I am BEGGING you to rise above that stupid bullshit.
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Locked in with @arimelber.bsky.social.
November 4, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Locked in with @arimelber.bsky.social.
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No one on here needs to be convinced to stop electing right wing politicians. Some of you seem to need convincing with regards to what we replace them with.
November 2, 2025 at 12:41 PM
No one on here needs to be convinced to stop electing right wing politicians. Some of you seem to need convincing with regards to what we replace them with.
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You mean we gotta spend an extra hour in the middle of all this
November 1, 2025 at 5:03 PM
You mean we gotta spend an extra hour in the middle of all this
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I don’t need to explain why it’s wildly unacceptable for the military to be illegally privately financed by the president’s wealthy allies, right?
New: The Pentagon confirms to CNN it will funnel $130M from an anonymous Trump “friend” toward military pay.
Asked about the donor’s identity and any foreign or domestic entanglements, the WH referred questions to DoD. DoD then referred questions back to the WH
www.cnn.com/2025/10/24/p...
Asked about the donor’s identity and any foreign or domestic entanglements, the WH referred questions to DoD. DoD then referred questions back to the WH
www.cnn.com/2025/10/24/p...
Pentagon to use $130 million donation from anonymous Trump ‘friend’ to pay military members | CNN Politics
The Trump administration plans to funnel a $130 million donation from an anonymous ally of President Donald Trump toward paying military service members during the government shutdown, the Defense Dep...
www.cnn.com
October 24, 2025 at 7:04 PM
I don’t need to explain why it’s wildly unacceptable for the military to be illegally privately financed by the president’s wealthy allies, right?
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That's it you've offended me for the last time, here's an AI video of me riding a pterodactyl and we both poop on you and then you slip on the poop and fall into even more poop. You've been pooped. I totally devastated you. You're devastated right now.
October 19, 2025 at 6:29 AM
That's it you've offended me for the last time, here's an AI video of me riding a pterodactyl and we both poop on you and then you slip on the poop and fall into even more poop. You've been pooped. I totally devastated you. You're devastated right now.
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Sorry but this is the funniest headline I will read all year
October 19, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Sorry but this is the funniest headline I will read all year