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IT'S A-ME, CASARINO

Playwright, musician, writer, disc golf advocate. I was @Casarino on that outhouse-fire site.
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Marty from Back to the Future: "Mom?" Lea Thompson in Howard the Duck: "Marty…I can explain"
November 17, 2025 at 6:43 PM
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Damn, Healthcare.gov has no chill
Email from Healthcare.gov; "You may lost your financial ass…"
November 7, 2025 at 9:45 PM
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Oh go fuck yourself Ben

The man ran against two Republicans and whipped them both
From the NYT: "Despite the historic nature of this victory, one big question now is whether Mamdani breaks 50 percent of the electorate. That achievement would signal to his political counterparts in Albany and beyond that his policy goals have purchase and he has a mandate to govern."
November 5, 2025 at 2:45 AM
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Good think we protested Kamala so much, we sure showed her
NYT headline: Netanyahu Says Israel Wants to Take Military Control of All of Gaza Benjamin Netanyahu, the Israeli prime minister, made the remarks ahead of a security cabinet meeting, although military leaders are wary of expanding operations in the territory.
August 7, 2025 at 4:56 PM
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I think it's time for absolutes here: any elected or appointed official in DC who isn't actively working to get this syphilitic moron out of office immediately is a traitor and threat to the USA.
Trump social media post blather: I was just informed that our Country’s “Jobs Numbers” are being produced by a Biden Appointee, Dr. Erika McEntarfer, the Commissioner of Labor Statistics, who faked the Jobs Numbers before the Election to try and boost Kamala’s chances of Victory. This is the same Bureau of Labor Statistics that overstated the Jobs Growth in March 2024 by approximately 818,000 and, then again, right before the 2024 Presidential Election, in August and September, by 112,000. These were Records — No one can be that wrong? We need accurate Jobs Numbers. I have directed my Team to fire this Biden Political Appointee, IMMEDIATELY. She will be replaced with someone much more competent and qualified. Important numbers like this must be fair and accurate, they can’t be manipulated for political purposes. McEntarfer said there were only 73,000 Jobs added (a shock!) but, more importantly, that a major mistake was made by them, 258,000 Jobs downward, in the prior two months. Similar things happened in the first part of the year, always to the negative. The Economy is BOOMING under “TRUMP” despite a Fed that also plays games, this time with Interest Rates, where they lowered them twice, and substantially, just before the Presidential Election, I assume in the hopes of getting “Kamala” elected – How did that work out? Jerome “Too Late” Powell should also be put “out to pasture.”
August 1, 2025 at 7:29 PM
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I think this has more to do with my hatred of mushrooms than my proletariat food choices, but I'll take it.
Results from a silly idrlabs.com "test" that indicates my "food choices resemble those of the lower class (85.71%).
June 30, 2025 at 5:02 AM
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Without a doubt the funniest headline I've seen in a minute
NYT HEADLINE: Trump to Pardon Reality-Show Couple Convicted of $36 Million Fraud Byline: The clemency for Todd and Julie Chrisley, the stars of “Chrisley Knows Best,” is Mr. Trump’s latest gift to people he calls victims of a weaponized justice system.
May 28, 2025 at 2:15 AM
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Tina Turner as Aunty Entity in Mad Max: Beyond Thunderdome (the best one)
May 5, 2025 at 4:20 AM
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Guys it's a sad day - apparently Trump has finally resorted to telling "falsehoods"
NYT headline: In Breakneck 2nd Term, Trump Turns to Falsehoods to Justify His Agenda Byline: The president’s dizzying efforts to reconfigure the global economy, reshape the federal government and restrict immigration have been undergirded by a nonstop distortion of facts.
April 29, 2025 at 9:05 PM
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It never fucking ends
Another scam email forwarded by a very popular, very smart Bluesky user "Please don't ignore, I beg you My family is dying of hunger. There is nothing to eat. Please help us. Donate so we can buy food for the family. (Heart emoji) They are hungry and the situation is getting worse and more expensive. Don't leave us alone"
April 14, 2025 at 6:39 PM
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Bluesky even gave this one a "spam" label and some leftists are reskeeting it anyway.

And the thing is - they all sound like this. Nigerian Prince emails are more convincing.

I know reskeets are free, but do they not care about integrity and shame? Do they want to look gullible?
An obviously phone solicitation for money from someone pretending to be in Gaza. "I feel very tired. We are living the suffering again in a worse and uglier way. Very sad, no one cares about my family (crying emoji) (the last sentence repeats 4 times)
April 12, 2025 at 8:32 PM
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Huh
Hamigaki Hamigaki apparently means "toothpaste"
January 8, 2025 at 1:09 AM
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Sounds about right
My word of the year is "derelicht"
January 1, 2025 at 4:41 PM
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Going out on a limb here
Gif of Scooter, the Muppet, looking especially wholesome
December 3, 2024 at 1:26 PM
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Gif from the movie Aliens: I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit.
November 29, 2024 at 7:15 PM
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Better, as it turns out
A very crudely shopped photo of Alex Jones in a silly hat
November 17, 2024 at 4:02 AM
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I don't think I look young for my age, but I am four years older than Alex Jones.

(Please forgive the silly hat - I just got home from a gig.)

(I pretty much always wear silly hats anyway.)
Me, a 54yo white male Alex Jones, a 50yo white male
November 17, 2024 at 3:42 AM
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Done. I'm always happy when I have the means to support you guys.
Portion of receipt for T. Greg Doucette Foundation
November 12, 2024 at 1:44 AM
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Gotta hand it to the NYT for once. This is a hilarious headline.
NYT headline: Jamie Dimon Privately Supports Kamala Harris. He Just Won’t Say So. JPMorgan’s chief executive has told associates of his support for the vice president, and his dislike of Donald Trump. But fearful of blowback, he won’t say it publicly.
October 22, 2024 at 4:05 PM
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I'll take it.
I'm Bluesky user #166,660.
September 17, 2024 at 12:27 AM
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This is hilarious
Sheryl Gay stolberg of NY times, fact-checking Trump: "Now she wants to do transgender operations on illegal aliens that are in prison." - Former President Donald J. Trump This needs context.
September 11, 2024 at 2:49 AM
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Not gonna lie, this kind of rules
From the (ugh) NYT, about Trump's mysterious helicopter crash story: “We have the flight records of the helicopter,” Mr. Trump insisted Friday, saying the helicopter had landed “in a field,” and indicating that he intended to release the flight records, before shouting that he was “probably going to sue” over the Times article. When asked to produce the flight records, Mr. Trump responded mockingly, repeating the request in a sing-song voice. As of early Friday evening, he had not provided them.
August 10, 2024 at 1:20 AM
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hell of a final sentence in this article about silicon valley billionaires for Harris
Text from NYT: Ron Conway, a billionaire investor and Silicon Valley Democratic leader, pledged on the call to match $50,000 in donations to the Harris effort. In total, the group received pledges of roughly $135,000 for the Harris campaign. John Corrigan, an organizer of the call, encouraged listeners to call their relatives in swing states and talk about politics Mr. Corrigan promised the group would reconvene in September: “After Burning Man.”
August 8, 2024 at 5:25 AM
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Completely hinged, on-the-rails statement
Truth Social post by Trump: "What are the chances that Crooked Joe Biden, the WORST President in the history of the U.S., whose Presidency was Unconstitutionally STOLEN from him by Kamabla, Barrack HUSSEIN Obama, Crazy Nancy Pelosi, Shifty Adam Schiff, Cryin’ Chuck Schumer, and others on the Lunatic Left, CRASHES the Democrat National Convention and tries to take back the Nomination, beginning with challenging me to another DEBATE. He feels that he made a historically tragic mistake by handing over the U.S. Presidency, a COUP, to the people in the World he most hates, and he wants it back, NOW!!!"
August 6, 2024 at 9:20 PM
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At least The Guardian got it right
The Guardian Headlines US 2024 Trump repeats lies and attacks Kamala Harris's racial identity at panel of Black journalists
August 1, 2024 at 3:21 AM