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assistant chef is supervising 🫡
November 15, 2025 at 10:54 PM
assistant chef is supervising 🫡
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werner herzog: the korok says “i need to reach my friend,” but i see not friendship here. instead i see the cruel jungle, i see abandonment, one left behind, struggling to move, like a turtle on its back, baking in the hyrule sun. “oooh” it cries out in anguish. “aaha.”
November 13, 2025 at 11:19 PM
werner herzog: the korok says “i need to reach my friend,” but i see not friendship here. instead i see the cruel jungle, i see abandonment, one left behind, struggling to move, like a turtle on its back, baking in the hyrule sun. “oooh” it cries out in anguish. “aaha.”
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Seen a few of the epstein emails now, all with different people and it's not the main issue here but is everyone illiterate
November 12, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Seen a few of the epstein emails now, all with different people and it's not the main issue here but is everyone illiterate
great day to be an australian on the internet
November 12, 2025 at 6:55 PM
great day to be an australian on the internet
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Me frantically searching for anyone anywhere praising The Fall (2006) so I can chime in and say it’s good
Joyce Carol Oates owned Elon so hard he's spent the last day posting about movies he hasn't seen in 15 years
November 10, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Me frantically searching for anyone anywhere praising The Fall (2006) so I can chime in and say it’s good
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writing it "f*ck" sickens me. a coward's curse. say fuck or find a different word. get that nasty starfish asshole out of my sight
November 10, 2025 at 4:37 AM
writing it "f*ck" sickens me. a coward's curse. say fuck or find a different word. get that nasty starfish asshole out of my sight
my little angels turned 11 today 😭
November 9, 2025 at 9:33 PM
my little angels turned 11 today 😭
sat down to have lunch next to the cricket field and they started filming an advertisement 10 minutes later, can i not have a minute of peace 😭
November 5, 2025 at 1:57 AM
sat down to have lunch next to the cricket field and they started filming an advertisement 10 minutes later, can i not have a minute of peace 😭
went on safari and still couldnt find a single fuck to give, happy halloween (even through its november in Aus already)
October 31, 2025 at 11:34 PM
went on safari and still couldnt find a single fuck to give, happy halloween (even through its november in Aus already)
spookiest thing happened today, i blame the halloween spirit (i drove through 3 storm cells that merged together and had to park on the side of the motorway for 45 minutes with my hazard lights on hoping it doesnt start to hail)
October 31, 2025 at 11:03 AM
spookiest thing happened today, i blame the halloween spirit (i drove through 3 storm cells that merged together and had to park on the side of the motorway for 45 minutes with my hazard lights on hoping it doesnt start to hail)
florench welch,,,, girl i gotta have a word,,,,,,, how tf does she keep releasing amazing albums
October 31, 2025 at 4:25 AM
florench welch,,,, girl i gotta have a word,,,,,,, how tf does she keep releasing amazing albums
the dodgers lost game 1? i will formally be tuning into the world series again this year it seems
October 25, 2025 at 3:29 AM
the dodgers lost game 1? i will formally be tuning into the world series again this year it seems
girl what the hell do you mean its 40°c today. ITS OCTOBER. ITS NOT SUMMER
October 21, 2025 at 8:05 PM
girl what the hell do you mean its 40°c today. ITS OCTOBER. ITS NOT SUMMER
at the point of my evening where i reflect upon my day to conclude that maybe the second coffee was a mistake (i cant sleep)
October 21, 2025 at 11:05 AM
at the point of my evening where i reflect upon my day to conclude that maybe the second coffee was a mistake (i cant sleep)
my biggest enemy was the openly transphobic person that i reported to management and she then got diagnosed with cancer weeks later (karma might be real folks)
Enough about Work Husbands and Work Wives.
You ever had a legitimate Work Enemy? Because I’ve had several. I never start with these people and I always warn them. But they never listen. 🫠
You ever had a legitimate Work Enemy? Because I’ve had several. I never start with these people and I always warn them. But they never listen. 🫠
October 21, 2025 at 1:23 AM
my biggest enemy was the openly transphobic person that i reported to management and she then got diagnosed with cancer weeks later (karma might be real folks)
watched that sprint race with an epic hangover and may i just say,,,,,,,, give max the championship already at this point, pack it up folks
October 18, 2025 at 8:14 PM
watched that sprint race with an epic hangover and may i just say,,,,,,,, give max the championship already at this point, pack it up folks
im dog-sitting my friends giant baby all weekend 💖
October 17, 2025 at 8:37 PM
im dog-sitting my friends giant baby all weekend 💖
it went fine but when the vet called, zelda was howling in the background 😭
my dogs are both getting dental procedures done and im just an anxious dog mum all day now
October 13, 2025 at 5:08 AM
it went fine but when the vet called, zelda was howling in the background 😭
my dogs are both getting dental procedures done and im just an anxious dog mum all day now
October 12, 2025 at 8:01 PM
my dogs are both getting dental procedures done and im just an anxious dog mum all day now
always trust a kiwi in the rain 🤌🏻
October 12, 2025 at 7:43 AM
always trust a kiwi in the rain 🤌🏻
okay racing gods you can stop now
October 12, 2025 at 6:57 AM
okay racing gods you can stop now
bathurst is absolutely the most Dramatic™ race ive watched this year
October 12, 2025 at 6:40 AM
bathurst is absolutely the most Dramatic™ race ive watched this year
what a silly little race, i love it so much
October 12, 2025 at 6:20 AM
what a silly little race, i love it so much
solidified the Brown jinx xoxo
October 12, 2025 at 6:12 AM
solidified the Brown jinx xoxo
i jinxed mostert, kostecki, brown and feeney
October 12, 2025 at 5:56 AM
i jinxed mostert, kostecki, brown and feeney