bad photo but lovely cookies

zelda truly looks like the saddest girl on her birthday and i honestly cant blame her, i woke her up too early

agree, this also applies for cupboards and shelves

watching paint drying is a much more rewarding pasttime until we get our shit in order

did get called bindi irwin all night by my 8 year old cousins which was very fun

i parked and my body was so full of adrenaline i started shaking lmao happy friday night kids

my two current work enemies are close second and third though

inevitable activities that will happen soon: lance stroll going to business school, max winning the championship again, lando and oscar diabolically large fallout imminent