Carbide
@carbide74.bsky.social
I create dead empires, and I destroy good bread rolls.
Welcome to the start of the Necropolis.
Welcome to the start of the Necropolis.
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everyone immediately forgetting about him is only the second funniest thing to happen to Charlie Kirk
November 19, 2025 at 1:47 AM
everyone immediately forgetting about him is only the second funniest thing to happen to Charlie Kirk
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people's brains are decaying with AI. it's such a waste.
like. I'm right here. you can decay with ME instead.
most of my social skills were stolen from everyone else, my memory is spotty enough that i wonder if I'm hallucinating my own experiences. i can make u pictures. i can write u smut. beep.
like. I'm right here. you can decay with ME instead.
most of my social skills were stolen from everyone else, my memory is spotty enough that i wonder if I'm hallucinating my own experiences. i can make u pictures. i can write u smut. beep.
November 18, 2025 at 8:28 PM
people's brains are decaying with AI. it's such a waste.
like. I'm right here. you can decay with ME instead.
most of my social skills were stolen from everyone else, my memory is spotty enough that i wonder if I'm hallucinating my own experiences. i can make u pictures. i can write u smut. beep.
like. I'm right here. you can decay with ME instead.
most of my social skills were stolen from everyone else, my memory is spotty enough that i wonder if I'm hallucinating my own experiences. i can make u pictures. i can write u smut. beep.
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COMPOSURE [Easy: Failure] - Fuck. It's been right in front of you the whole time. The femboys, are right, about everything. Every. Fucking. Thing. Your entire worldview crumbles, and before you can even decide on a color, you've already ordered arm warmers off Amazon. You are The UwU Detective.
November 17, 2025 at 10:43 PM
COMPOSURE [Easy: Failure] - Fuck. It's been right in front of you the whole time. The femboys, are right, about everything. Every. Fucking. Thing. Your entire worldview crumbles, and before you can even decide on a color, you've already ordered arm warmers off Amazon. You are The UwU Detective.
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survival horror themed stickers to curse your journal with❤️🩹
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tsulala.bigcartel.com
November 18, 2025 at 12:30 AM
survival horror themed stickers to curse your journal with❤️🩹
tsulala.bigcartel.com
tsulala.bigcartel.com
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every politician through a fucking meat grinder now
November 15, 2025 at 10:19 PM
every politician through a fucking meat grinder now
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DM: "So the Astral Sea is full of predators.
Me, whispering: "Like the White House..."
DM, laughing: "Jesus Christ."
Me, whispering: "Like the White House..."
DM, laughing: "Jesus Christ."
November 14, 2025 at 2:55 AM
DM: "So the Astral Sea is full of predators.
Me, whispering: "Like the White House..."
DM, laughing: "Jesus Christ."
Me, whispering: "Like the White House..."
DM, laughing: "Jesus Christ."
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water can reveal hidden treasures
November 12, 2025 at 7:58 PM
water can reveal hidden treasures
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No Fucking Way Dude.
November 10, 2025 at 11:37 PM
No Fucking Way Dude.
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going on twitter now is like the dark world part of link to the past, where the shape of things is roughly the same only now instead of the friendly villagers there's some demihuman freak snarling at you going "welcome to the village of assholes!! we hate you!!" also the trees shoot bombs now
November 11, 2025 at 1:27 AM
going on twitter now is like the dark world part of link to the past, where the shape of things is roughly the same only now instead of the friendly villagers there's some demihuman freak snarling at you going "welcome to the village of assholes!! we hate you!!" also the trees shoot bombs now
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The only thing worse than a republican just might be an average democrat politician
November 10, 2025 at 3:06 AM
The only thing worse than a republican just might be an average democrat politician
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Gun.
Trying not to respond to every news update with “Gun”
November 10, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Gun.
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40 years ago we’d have congressional hearings falsely accusing metal bands of putting backwards messages in their songs that told kids to kill themselves & now we have a planet-killing chatbot that’s all like “bet you won’t commit suicide chickenshit bitch” & the government is like here’s $5 billion
November 8, 2025 at 4:23 AM
40 years ago we’d have congressional hearings falsely accusing metal bands of putting backwards messages in their songs that told kids to kill themselves & now we have a planet-killing chatbot that’s all like “bet you won’t commit suicide chickenshit bitch” & the government is like here’s $5 billion
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"Rockstar, Rockstar, you're disgusting, we charge you with union busting," the protesters declared.
'All you had to do was follow the damn law, Rockstar!': Workers are protesting outside Take-Two after GTA 6 dev's alleged 'brazen' union-busting
"They can get used to seeing us on their doorstep."
www.pcgamer.com
November 6, 2025 at 6:31 PM
"Rockstar, Rockstar, you're disgusting, we charge you with union busting," the protesters declared.
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[ROB ZOMBIE, ABOUT TO WRITE ONE OF THE BEST SONGS EVER MADE] you ever think about the car grandpa munster drives
November 6, 2025 at 4:52 PM
[ROB ZOMBIE, ABOUT TO WRITE ONE OF THE BEST SONGS EVER MADE] you ever think about the car grandpa munster drives
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Congratulations to the Cuomo team: it takes a lot of dedication and money to lose one election twice.
November 5, 2025 at 5:50 AM
Congratulations to the Cuomo team: it takes a lot of dedication and money to lose one election twice.
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Mark your calendars....literally!
Today we are launching the MOST OFFICIAL 2026 BALATRO CALENDAR WITH MORE BEN STARR IN CLOWN OUTFITS THAN YOU CAN HANDLE (probably)...
All profits will be going to charity and you can get the calendar here: www.fangamer.com/products/bal...
Today we are launching the MOST OFFICIAL 2026 BALATRO CALENDAR WITH MORE BEN STARR IN CLOWN OUTFITS THAN YOU CAN HANDLE (probably)...
All profits will be going to charity and you can get the calendar here: www.fangamer.com/products/bal...
Balatro - Balatro 2026 Wall Calendar
A new year is coming... time to shuffle off and try again! Features 13 photos of Jimbo, as portrayed by Ben Starr, in the guise of your favorite Balatro Jokers Bonus condensed 2027 calendar on the fi...
www.fangamer.com
November 4, 2025 at 11:42 PM
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I think somewhere along the line people need to learn when a critic’s voice is worth listening to and this opening statement basically reveals that this is a person not worth listening to for a product review
Wild opening paragraph, maybe you shouldn't be the one reviewing a Warriors game then
November 4, 2025 at 2:52 PM
I think somewhere along the line people need to learn when a critic’s voice is worth listening to and this opening statement basically reveals that this is a person not worth listening to for a product review
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New awareness campaign
November 3, 2025 at 3:23 PM
New awareness campaign
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