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This shit is basically always fake but if you call it out you end up getting labeled a bootlicker or whatever.
The author of a viral Reddit thread alleging fraud at a food delivery company tried to back up his claim by sending me AI-generated documents. Today I'm publishing those documents in the hopes that it helps other reporter see what we're up against in the age of AI www.platformer.news/fake-uber-ea...
January 6, 2026 at 1:58 AM
This shit is basically always fake but if you call it out you end up getting labeled a bootlicker or whatever.
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Oh, you like cloning? That makes two of us
January 4, 2026 at 1:52 PM
Oh, you like cloning? That makes two of us
I'm the
January 4, 2026 at 2:18 PM
I'm the
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repost to give those 2 or 3 followers who always like your weird posts a little forehead kiss & a grilled cheese cut diagonally
January 3, 2026 at 8:53 PM
repost to give those 2 or 3 followers who always like your weird posts a little forehead kiss & a grilled cheese cut diagonally
I know that there's a lot going on but the real tragedy is that we've been at my in laws for over a week and I need to fuck my wife so bad right now
January 3, 2026 at 7:09 PM
I know that there's a lot going on but the real tragedy is that we've been at my in laws for over a week and I need to fuck my wife so bad right now
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i can’t believe it has been 2016 for ten years
January 1, 2026 at 1:21 AM
i can’t believe it has been 2016 for ten years
I think of this @bombsfall.bsky.social tweet at least once a month every month since it was posted
January 1, 2026 at 12:33 AM
I think of this @bombsfall.bsky.social tweet at least once a month every month since it was posted
You know who else was a former artist and animal activist?
December 28, 2025 at 5:48 PM
You know who else was a former artist and animal activist?
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90% of bluesky posts, to me
this fellow has broken loose from somewhere; he’s talking about something and somebody we don’t know
December 27, 2025 at 10:00 PM
90% of bluesky posts, to me
Without the kids you can also fold the back seats down and bone to prove to yourself you've still got it
we rented a chrysler pacifica for our trip down to see my folks after christmas and i now totally get why people like minivans. this thing rules.
December 25, 2025 at 5:37 AM
Without the kids you can also fold the back seats down and bone to prove to yourself you've still got it
Meet me at the Krystal in the next 10 minutes if u want a very small burger
December 23, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Meet me at the Krystal in the next 10 minutes if u want a very small burger
It's so hot and humid jfc
December 23, 2025 at 5:54 PM
It's so hot and humid jfc
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Landing in Florida and immediately heading to the nearest Krystal Burger tomorrow
December 23, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Landing in Florida and immediately heading to the nearest Krystal Burger tomorrow
Even the posts are having words redacted
The DOJ just a new set of documents related to Jeffrey Epstein. We're going through them right now, and you can read the latest updates here.
The Justice Department Just Released More Epstein Files
The latest Epstein Files release appears to contain hundreds of photographs along with court records and other materials.
wrd.cm
December 22, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Even the posts are having words redacted
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A Lord of the Rings cover band called Me First and the Gimli Gimlis.
a lord of the rings cover band called Tolkien Heads.
a lord of the rings cover band called My Life With The Mithrill Kill Kult
December 20, 2025 at 3:13 PM
A Lord of the Rings cover band called Me First and the Gimli Gimlis.
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Not just Cubans, imo. Every latine person I've known has had a list of other Latin American countries that either they or their family thought they were inherently superior to.
you, confused:
How is it possible that the GOP won so many Latine votes?
me, confident:
How is it possible that the GOP won so many Latine votes?
me, confident:
December 19, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Not just Cubans, imo. Every latine person I've known has had a list of other Latin American countries that either they or their family thought they were inherently superior to.
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GOD: And there will be a shrimp scampi, but no other scampis. It will be alone among scampis. Are you getting this down? Repeat it back.
ANGEL: (fake reading off notebook that says "**MORE** SHRIMP BULLSHIT BLAH BLAH BLAH") Never shall we send unto Creation a second scampi, O Lord.
ANGEL: (fake reading off notebook that says "**MORE** SHRIMP BULLSHIT BLAH BLAH BLAH") Never shall we send unto Creation a second scampi, O Lord.
December 19, 2025 at 6:23 AM
GOD: And there will be a shrimp scampi, but no other scampis. It will be alone among scampis. Are you getting this down? Repeat it back.
ANGEL: (fake reading off notebook that says "**MORE** SHRIMP BULLSHIT BLAH BLAH BLAH") Never shall we send unto Creation a second scampi, O Lord.
ANGEL: (fake reading off notebook that says "**MORE** SHRIMP BULLSHIT BLAH BLAH BLAH") Never shall we send unto Creation a second scampi, O Lord.
I don't want my deodorant to be aluminum free. I want it to have extra aluminum. I want it to be like I balled up Reynolds heavy duty and stuck it in my armpit
December 19, 2025 at 5:55 AM
I don't want my deodorant to be aluminum free. I want it to have extra aluminum. I want it to be like I balled up Reynolds heavy duty and stuck it in my armpit
Don't worry, Mike hasn't heard about it
BREAKING: Republicans BREAK From Mike Johnson and force a vote to extend ACA subsidies.
Four Republicans have signed onto Leader Jeffries' discharge petition, per Punchbowl.
A huge win for Democrats. A huge embarrassment for Johnson. I have the latest:
Four Republicans have signed onto Leader Jeffries' discharge petition, per Punchbowl.
A huge win for Democrats. A huge embarrassment for Johnson. I have the latest:
BREAKING: Republicans Break From Mike Johnson and Force Vote to Extend ACA Subsidies
Today is shaping up to be an extremely busy and consequential news day.
open.substack.com
December 17, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Don't worry, Mike hasn't heard about it
Bostoo Yook Yarters
For anyone worried AI will replace all of us.
Courtesy of Gemini for the prompt “create an infographic of all the World Series winners since 1986”
I dare you to find 10 things that are right.
Courtesy of Gemini for the prompt “create an infographic of all the World Series winners since 1986”
I dare you to find 10 things that are right.
December 17, 2025 at 6:03 AM
Bostoo Yook Yarters
This place is a place of honor... a highly esteemed deed is commemorated here... something valued is here.
What is here was neither dangerous nor repulsive to us. This message is a message of encouragement.
The danger is not present, in your time, just like in ours.
What is here was neither dangerous nor repulsive to us. This message is a message of encouragement.
The danger is not present, in your time, just like in ours.
December 17, 2025 at 3:25 AM
This place is a place of honor... a highly esteemed deed is commemorated here... something valued is here.
What is here was neither dangerous nor repulsive to us. This message is a message of encouragement.
The danger is not present, in your time, just like in ours.
What is here was neither dangerous nor repulsive to us. This message is a message of encouragement.
The danger is not present, in your time, just like in ours.
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some of you bitches have clearly never been to balmora
December 16, 2025 at 4:04 PM
some of you bitches have clearly never been to balmora
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this is balmora bitch better take your sensitive ass back to vivec we clown in this mfer
December 16, 2025 at 4:06 PM
this is balmora bitch better take your sensitive ass back to vivec we clown in this mfer