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computer toucher
anarchist
photography
parent
discordian
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There are a lot of reasonable ways to attack waymo but I really don't think safety is one
December 2, 2025 at 6:02 AM
There are a lot of reasonable ways to attack waymo but I really don't think safety is one
No matter how old I get, I'll still get a kick out of getting someone mad online enough to cry to the mods, especially when I know they'll side with me lol
December 1, 2025 at 6:34 PM
No matter how old I get, I'll still get a kick out of getting someone mad online enough to cry to the mods, especially when I know they'll side with me lol
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no stir jazz
December 1, 2025 at 4:38 AM
no stir jazz
Smooth jazz this, smooth jazz that, where's the chunky jazz
December 1, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Smooth jazz this, smooth jazz that, where's the chunky jazz
He just like me frfr
security guard: hold on. you have to empty out your pockets before moving through here.
jc denton: [removes a box of saltines]
jc: [removes a box of saltines]
jc: [removes a box of saltines]
guard:
jc: [removes a box of saltines]
guard: you can stop.
jc: [removes a box of saltines]
jc: [remo
jc denton: [removes a box of saltines]
jc: [removes a box of saltines]
jc: [removes a box of saltines]
guard:
jc: [removes a box of saltines]
guard: you can stop.
jc: [removes a box of saltines]
jc: [remo
November 30, 2025 at 6:54 AM
He just like me frfr
The first time I saw one of these I thought it was a masturbation thing ala the "personal massager"
November 29, 2025 at 7:28 AM
The first time I saw one of these I thought it was a masturbation thing ala the "personal massager"
Jewish rapper named Yosemite Sam
November 29, 2025 at 6:28 AM
Jewish rapper named Yosemite Sam
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Does anyone want a survivorship bias shortbread
November 29, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Does anyone want a survivorship bias shortbread
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truth coming out of her cup noodles to shame mankind
November 28, 2025 at 5:48 AM
truth coming out of her cup noodles to shame mankind
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Now that's a serial number 🤌
November 26, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Now that's a serial number 🤌
Yeah I'm gimli
God
I
Love
Moms
I
God
I
Love
Moms
I
November 25, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Yeah I'm gimli
God
I
Love
Moms
I
God
I
Love
Moms
I
A style icon
November 24, 2025 at 1:31 AM
A style icon
They're not obsolete, they're vintage
Twitter accounts are based in Russia. BlueSky accounts are based in homes with, frankly, too many books, plants, obsolete cables, and pieces of rustic pottery, that could do with a bit of a tidying up, to be honest.
November 24, 2025 at 1:14 AM
They're not obsolete, they're vintage
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PLEASE im begging you make it so we can turn retweets off by person
November 23, 2025 at 10:50 PM
PLEASE im begging you make it so we can turn retweets off by person
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I was a ghost, I was alone
어두워진 앞길속에
Given the throne, I didn't know how to believe
I was the queen that I'm meant to be
I lived two lives, tried to play both sides
But I couldn't find my own place
Called a problem child 'cause I got too wild
But now that's how I'm getting paid, 끝없이 on stage
어두워진 앞길속에
Given the throne, I didn't know how to believe
I was the queen that I'm meant to be
I lived two lives, tried to play both sides
But I couldn't find my own place
Called a problem child 'cause I got too wild
But now that's how I'm getting paid, 끝없이 on stage
November 23, 2025 at 5:18 AM
I was a ghost, I was alone
어두워진 앞길속에
Given the throne, I didn't know how to believe
I was the queen that I'm meant to be
I lived two lives, tried to play both sides
But I couldn't find my own place
Called a problem child 'cause I got too wild
But now that's how I'm getting paid, 끝없이 on stage
어두워진 앞길속에
Given the throne, I didn't know how to believe
I was the queen that I'm meant to be
I lived two lives, tried to play both sides
But I couldn't find my own place
Called a problem child 'cause I got too wild
But now that's how I'm getting paid, 끝없이 on stage
President's bullet-ridden body in the street
Ride, Johnny ride
Kennedy's shattered head hits concrete
Ride, Johnny ride
Johnny's wife is floundering
Johnny's wife is scared
Run, Jackie run
Ride, Johnny ride
Kennedy's shattered head hits concrete
Ride, Johnny ride
Johnny's wife is floundering
Johnny's wife is scared
Run, Jackie run
November 23, 2025 at 4:24 AM
President's bullet-ridden body in the street
Ride, Johnny ride
Kennedy's shattered head hits concrete
Ride, Johnny ride
Johnny's wife is floundering
Johnny's wife is scared
Run, Jackie run
Ride, Johnny ride
Kennedy's shattered head hits concrete
Ride, Johnny ride
Johnny's wife is floundering
Johnny's wife is scared
Run, Jackie run
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Welcome sign
Felch, MI
Felch, MI
November 22, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Welcome sign
Felch, MI
Felch, MI
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November 18, 2025 at 4:25 PM
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guy knows everything there is to know about doin mammograms on cats. and you only got two titties, be a breeze for him. comparatively
November 18, 2025 at 4:04 AM
guy knows everything there is to know about doin mammograms on cats. and you only got two titties, be a breeze for him. comparatively
I hate that screening questions often lump together "wish you were never born" and "suicidal". Like, yeah, but no, I'm not gonna do anything about it.
November 18, 2025 at 4:56 AM
I hate that screening questions often lump together "wish you were never born" and "suicidal". Like, yeah, but no, I'm not gonna do anything about it.
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Statistic that most journalists sleep with their sources for scopes statistical error. Scoops Nuzzi is an outlier and should not have been counted.
September 20, 2024 at 2:23 AM
Statistic that most journalists sleep with their sources for scopes statistical error. Scoops Nuzzi is an outlier and should not have been counted.
Oh. Oh no
My working theory is now that she tried to seduce Joe Biden and he politely turned her down.
November 18, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Oh. Oh no
Step aside tindr. Move along, grindr. Here comes reportr. No more swiping, just puff piece interviews followed by the most revolting sex imaginable
November 18, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Step aside tindr. Move along, grindr. Here comes reportr. No more swiping, just puff piece interviews followed by the most revolting sex imaginable