CaptHandlebar
@capthandlebar.bsky.social
You thought God was an architect, now you know he’s something like a pipe bomb ready to blow.
Every week: The Bears pass coverage is remarkably bad.
December 7, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Every week: The Bears pass coverage is remarkably bad.
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I dunno man the concept of actually owning something you pay for must be like a drug if you're under 30
Why do Gen Z have a growing appetite for retro tech?
Why do Gen Z have a growing appetite for retro tech?
Gen Z are going retro, with studies showing a resurgence in people buying tech in the modern age that can be dated back decades.
www.bbc.com
December 7, 2025 at 6:57 PM
I dunno man the concept of actually owning something you pay for must be like a drug if you're under 30
*boop
Welp - turned on the Bills game at about the right time.
December 7, 2025 at 8:44 PM
*boop
Welp - turned on the Bills game at about the right time.
December 7, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Welp - turned on the Bills game at about the right time.
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Who has made this 🤣
December 7, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Who has made this 🤣
“Whew” - Coach DeVries
December 7, 2025 at 4:28 AM
“Whew” - Coach DeVries
Damn. That was a gritty game!
Good to see Indiana settle down in the second half and take control against a great team.
Good to see Indiana settle down in the second half and take control against a great team.
December 7, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Damn. That was a gritty game!
Good to see Indiana settle down in the second half and take control against a great team.
Good to see Indiana settle down in the second half and take control against a great team.
Time to run the Bo Jackson (no relation) Tecmo play.
December 7, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Time to run the Bo Jackson (no relation) Tecmo play.
Also a bar in Franklin Indiana where I have had a couple experiences.
Gus calling Bo Jackson “Bojack” my friend do you know you are calling that man a suicidal cartoon horse
December 7, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Also a bar in Franklin Indiana where I have had a couple experiences.
Stone Roses going to commercial break.
I see you, Fox.
I see you, Fox.
December 7, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Stone Roses going to commercial break.
I see you, Fox.
I see you, Fox.
If IU can go into halftime only down 4 and ready to play settled down in the second half, I guess that is all you can hope for.
December 7, 2025 at 2:35 AM
If IU can go into halftime only down 4 and ready to play settled down in the second half, I guess that is all you can hope for.
How IU ever got ranked…oof.
This is a bad team.
This is a bad team.
December 6, 2025 at 7:28 PM
How IU ever got ranked…oof.
This is a bad team.
This is a bad team.
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The Nobel Prize committee should announce the World Cup winner tomorrow
December 6, 2025 at 4:29 AM
The Nobel Prize committee should announce the World Cup winner tomorrow
Hollywood hates new movie ideas and just goes for the low-hanging fruit known as sequels.
New idea: there are two great movies that need a sequel. A DUAL SEQUEL:
A Few Good Men
&
My Cousin Vinny
The courtroom dramedy you need in your life.
New idea: there are two great movies that need a sequel. A DUAL SEQUEL:
A Few Good Men
&
My Cousin Vinny
The courtroom dramedy you need in your life.
December 6, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Hollywood hates new movie ideas and just goes for the low-hanging fruit known as sequels.
New idea: there are two great movies that need a sequel. A DUAL SEQUEL:
A Few Good Men
&
My Cousin Vinny
The courtroom dramedy you need in your life.
New idea: there are two great movies that need a sequel. A DUAL SEQUEL:
A Few Good Men
&
My Cousin Vinny
The courtroom dramedy you need in your life.
This guy says that I shouldn’t have to work anymore this year.
December 5, 2025 at 4:05 AM
This guy says that I shouldn’t have to work anymore this year.
Cowboys are not getting it done tonight.
These are my insights.
These are my insights.
December 5, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Cowboys are not getting it done tonight.
These are my insights.
These are my insights.
This Indiana team has been coached to run an offense, yes? Are they aware of screens?
December 4, 2025 at 1:48 AM
This Indiana team has been coached to run an offense, yes? Are they aware of screens?
Without reading the story, my first thought:
Who are they looking to merge with that requires federal approval?
Who are they looking to merge with that requires federal approval?
US wireless carrier AT&T said in a letter to the US telecoms regulator that it had committed to ending diversity, equity and inclusion programs, a move that comes as it seeks approval from the Trump administration to buy wireless spectrum assets. https://cnn.it/3Y3C7eh
December 3, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Without reading the story, my first thought:
Who are they looking to merge with that requires federal approval?
Who are they looking to merge with that requires federal approval?
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Don’t wait for Festivus. Air your grievances now and save money on buying gifts for family members you don’t like!
November 30, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Don’t wait for Festivus. Air your grievances now and save money on buying gifts for family members you don’t like!
Oof. Bad night be a NY Giant (fan).
December 2, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Oof. Bad night be a NY Giant (fan).
“Illegal, is when it is more than legal!”
December 1, 2025 at 9:39 PM
“Illegal, is when it is more than legal!”
I named my fists Robert and Earl because I am Keen on using them on your face.
I named my fists Common and Sense because I'm about to bring the Paine
I named my fists Blood and Meridian because I’m fixing to Judge your ass.
December 1, 2025 at 3:59 PM
I named my fists Robert and Earl because I am Keen on using them on your face.
I did not think the snow would hit this early. I failed to acquire the necessary alcoholic inventory and have dipped into the good bourbon.
Surprisingly, the Basil Hayden 10 year is becoming a local (my) favorite.
Surprisingly, the Basil Hayden 10 year is becoming a local (my) favorite.
November 29, 2025 at 10:41 PM
I did not think the snow would hit this early. I failed to acquire the necessary alcoholic inventory and have dipped into the good bourbon.
Surprisingly, the Basil Hayden 10 year is becoming a local (my) favorite.
Surprisingly, the Basil Hayden 10 year is becoming a local (my) favorite.