CaptHandlebar
@capthandlebar.bsky.social
You thought God was an architect, now you know he’s something like a pipe bomb ready to blow.
This guy says that I shouldn’t have to work anymore this year.
December 5, 2025 at 4:05 AM
This guy says that I shouldn’t have to work anymore this year.
“Illegal, is when it is more than legal!”
December 1, 2025 at 9:39 PM
“Illegal, is when it is more than legal!”
Two games watched today and two games where one team dominated on the ground. Yikes - and I thought the Chicago game was lopsided. Hoosier still have another quarter of trying to run the clock.
November 29, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Two games watched today and two games where one team dominated on the ground. Yikes - and I thought the Chicago game was lopsided. Hoosier still have another quarter of trying to run the clock.
Please. Someone. ANYONE.
November 28, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Please. Someone. ANYONE.
“You said rape twice…”
November 18, 2025 at 1:06 PM
“You said rape twice…”
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
(Y’all, the options in ‘98 are slimmmmmm)
(Y’all, the options in ‘98 are slimmmmmm)
November 17, 2025 at 2:14 AM
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
(Y’all, the options in ‘98 are slimmmmmm)
(Y’all, the options in ‘98 are slimmmmmm)
I think ESPNs app is drunk.
November 9, 2025 at 10:38 PM
I think ESPNs app is drunk.
Meet Murray!
CC: @snootyjuicer.bsky.social
CC: @snootyjuicer.bsky.social
November 8, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Meet Murray!
CC: @snootyjuicer.bsky.social
CC: @snootyjuicer.bsky.social
All this talk of courtrooms and sandwiches…
November 6, 2025 at 8:58 PM
All this talk of courtrooms and sandwiches…
Just bought this the other day. It reminded me of Bumblee from Transformers. In the short term I am going to think of those awful jerseys.
October 27, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Just bought this the other day. It reminded me of Bumblee from Transformers. In the short term I am going to think of those awful jerseys.
That is the funny part, the newspaper is not necessarily run by students/kids.
October 24, 2025 at 3:40 PM
That is the funny part, the newspaper is not necessarily run by students/kids.
