Captain Anarchy; Fecal Avenger
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mom said it's my urn on the xbox
November 15, 2025 at 9:43 PM
mom said it's my urn on the xbox
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Putting a bucket on my head and running directly into a brick wall over and over until my demands are met (nicer bucket)
November 11, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Putting a bucket on my head and running directly into a brick wall over and over until my demands are met (nicer bucket)
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not the main point but it should be illegal to interview someone more than 3 times for the same position
3 years ago today, Riot Games offered me a job making more money than I ever thought I’d make in my life. I had 19 interviews over 2.5 months to get it. Partner and I were moving to LA for it. I put in notice at my job and apartment.
2 weeks later they rescinded the offer due to “headcount issues”.
2 weeks later they rescinded the offer due to “headcount issues”.
November 15, 2025 at 8:10 PM
not the main point but it should be illegal to interview someone more than 3 times for the same position
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There has never been a better time to release an interracial lesbian Christmas movie because the outrage grifters are whisper quiet. Hell, you could probably put a black person in Star Wars right now. The anti-DEI freaks are too busy wallowing in the shame of secretly being pro-CSA all along.
🚨SAPPHIC LIFETIME CHRISTMAS MOVIE THIS YEAR🚨
November 15, 2025 at 7:35 PM
There has never been a better time to release an interracial lesbian Christmas movie because the outrage grifters are whisper quiet. Hell, you could probably put a black person in Star Wars right now. The anti-DEI freaks are too busy wallowing in the shame of secretly being pro-CSA all along.
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If you do not publish a statement at least once, it will be technically understood that you are allowing the use of your photos, as well as your skeets
I HEREBY DECLARE THAT I DO NOT GIVE MY PERMISSION FOR FACEBOOK OR BLUESKY TO USE ANY OF MY PERSONAL DATA. DO NOT USE ANY OF MY PERSONAL DATA.
I HEREBY DECLARE THAT I DO NOT GIVE MY PERMISSION FOR FACEBOOK OR BLUESKY TO USE ANY OF MY PERSONAL DATA. DO NOT USE ANY OF MY PERSONAL DATA.
November 15, 2025 at 7:29 PM
If you do not publish a statement at least once, it will be technically understood that you are allowing the use of your photos, as well as your skeets
I HEREBY DECLARE THAT I DO NOT GIVE MY PERMISSION FOR FACEBOOK OR BLUESKY TO USE ANY OF MY PERSONAL DATA. DO NOT USE ANY OF MY PERSONAL DATA.
I HEREBY DECLARE THAT I DO NOT GIVE MY PERMISSION FOR FACEBOOK OR BLUESKY TO USE ANY OF MY PERSONAL DATA. DO NOT USE ANY OF MY PERSONAL DATA.
Now watching alien resurrection
November 15, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Now watching alien resurrection
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"one day, when it's safe, when there's no personal downside to calling a thing what it is, when it's too late to hold anyone accountable, everyone will have always been against this"
‘We Should’ve Done More’: Kamala Harris Slams Biden Admin Over Netanyahu Support and Praises Pro-Palestine Protesters
‘We Should’ve Done More’: Kamala Harris Slams Biden Admin Over Netanyahu Support and Praises Pro-Palestine Protesters
Kamala Harris criticized Joe Biden's Administration, saying they should have been more willing to publicly criticize Israeli leader Benjamin Netanyahu over Gaza
The post ‘We Should’ve Done More’: Kamala Harris Slams Biden Admin Over Netanyahu Support and Praises Pro-Palestine Protesters first appeared on Mediaite.
dlvr.it
November 14, 2025 at 6:23 PM
"one day, when it's safe, when there's no personal downside to calling a thing what it is, when it's too late to hold anyone accountable, everyone will have always been against this"
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You can't talk yourself out of being arrested, but you CAN talk yourself INTO more charges. It's better to be arrested and leave the next morning than face decades in a cage because you tried to talk yourself out of it.
Please. Shut. Up.
Please. Shut. Up.
November 15, 2025 at 4:35 PM
You can't talk yourself out of being arrested, but you CAN talk yourself INTO more charges. It's better to be arrested and leave the next morning than face decades in a cage because you tried to talk yourself out of it.
Please. Shut. Up.
Please. Shut. Up.
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"I INVOKE MY RIGHTS TO SILENCE AND COUNSEL AND WILL NOT ANSWER ANY QUESTIONS WITHOUT MY ATTORNEY PRESENT."
If you're in the United States, that is ALL you should EVER say to law enforcement besides asking if you're being detained, and identifying yourself in a stop and ID state.
If you're in the United States, that is ALL you should EVER say to law enforcement besides asking if you're being detained, and identifying yourself in a stop and ID state.
November 15, 2025 at 4:35 PM
"I INVOKE MY RIGHTS TO SILENCE AND COUNSEL AND WILL NOT ANSWER ANY QUESTIONS WITHOUT MY ATTORNEY PRESENT."
If you're in the United States, that is ALL you should EVER say to law enforcement besides asking if you're being detained, and identifying yourself in a stop and ID state.
If you're in the United States, that is ALL you should EVER say to law enforcement besides asking if you're being detained, and identifying yourself in a stop and ID state.
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So why haven't you suspended the department of war?
Or does only some people get suspended for making threats?
Or does only some people get suspended for making threats?
November 15, 2025 at 4:14 PM
So why haven't you suspended the department of war?
Or does only some people get suspended for making threats?
Or does only some people get suspended for making threats?
Live image of Aaron Rodericks as he skeets this
November 15, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Live image of Aaron Rodericks as he skeets this
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Yes. We the people actually do yearn for a space where child rapists and their accomplices aren't safe. Thanks for coming to my Ted Talk you fucking pyschopath.
First I’m sorry that you had such tragic experiences. That’s horrific.
1) if a person on the news, such as a female journalist talks about a topic, does she deserve threats in a joking way?
2) would you believe those acceptable to receive on your account?
1) if a person on the news, such as a female journalist talks about a topic, does she deserve threats in a joking way?
2) would you believe those acceptable to receive on your account?
November 15, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Yes. We the people actually do yearn for a space where child rapists and their accomplices aren't safe. Thanks for coming to my Ted Talk you fucking pyschopath.
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It's NOT illegal to skeet: "In a just world, Megyn Kelly would be shot in the street like that dog from the pilot of 'The Leftovers,' but we don't live in a just world"
Same with: "My friend says Megyn Kelly has forfeited her right to safety in private life"
But it IS illegal to bother the mods
Same with: "My friend says Megyn Kelly has forfeited her right to safety in private life"
But it IS illegal to bother the mods
November 15, 2025 at 4:30 PM
It's NOT illegal to skeet: "In a just world, Megyn Kelly would be shot in the street like that dog from the pilot of 'The Leftovers,' but we don't live in a just world"
Same with: "My friend says Megyn Kelly has forfeited her right to safety in private life"
But it IS illegal to bother the mods
Same with: "My friend says Megyn Kelly has forfeited her right to safety in private life"
But it IS illegal to bother the mods
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Meanwhile, MAGA is still pretending that trans women are the real bathroom threat.
Listen to this Border Patrol agent cry about how he's going to be DOXXED after being arrested for drunkenly barging into a woman's restroom with a loaded gun, demanding a date from the woman inside, and then punching the arresting officers.
November 15, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Meanwhile, MAGA is still pretending that trans women are the real bathroom threat.
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hey remember when we were all regularly posting nudes on here and then jane mercer compiled a bunch into her "spank bank" and shared it around offsite and aaron trustandsafety literally said it was multiple counts of sexual harassment and she only got a three day suspension. remember that
January 17, 2025 at 3:00 PM
hey remember when we were all regularly posting nudes on here and then jane mercer compiled a bunch into her "spank bank" and shared it around offsite and aaron trustandsafety literally said it was multiple counts of sexual harassment and she only got a three day suspension. remember that
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i havent forgotten that aaron rodericks explicitly said that the sexual harassment of me and dozens of other women was only worth a three day suspension 😊
hey remember when we were all regularly posting nudes on here and then jane mercer compiled a bunch into her "spank bank" and shared it around offsite and aaron trustandsafety literally said it was multiple counts of sexual harassment and she only got a three day suspension. remember that
November 15, 2025 at 4:33 PM
i havent forgotten that aaron rodericks explicitly said that the sexual harassment of me and dozens of other women was only worth a three day suspension 😊
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secret service tackling some random guy for wearing this
November 15, 2025 at 4:59 PM
secret service tackling some random guy for wearing this
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November 14, 2025 at 5:48 PM
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Kash Patel says people who track his gov jet usage are “dangerous and cowardly.”
So here’s how to track it…
So here’s how to track it…
FBI Director Kash Patel DOES NOT want you to track his luxury jet.
But you can.
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But you can.
Read more: interc.pt/47H9Dg9
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How to Track FBI Director Kash Patel’s Jet #politics #trump
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November 15, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Kash Patel says people who track his gov jet usage are “dangerous and cowardly.”
So here’s how to track it…
So here’s how to track it…
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They are planning to do to us what they did to L.A. and Chicago. www.nytimes.com/2025/11/14/n...
ICE Scouted Site to Hold Immigrant Detainees in New York City
www.nytimes.com
November 15, 2025 at 4:42 PM
They are planning to do to us what they did to L.A. and Chicago. www.nytimes.com/2025/11/14/n...
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"What's happening here is evil."
I wanted to share probably the most important sermon I’ve given and it’s while I’m being arrested. It’s torture pure and simple what happens at #Broadview. I’m ok, though I was thrown to the ground and choked with my pectoral cross. A review of the video shows I was peaceful - did I deserve this?
November 15, 2025 at 4:40 PM
"What's happening here is evil."
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It's a great cosmic joke that neurodivergence both runs in families and gets diagnosed based on parent reports. I was diagnosed at 30 because a man who has eaten potatoes every day for 57 years and a woman who collects loose buttons decided I was a perfectly normal child.
November 15, 2025 at 5:10 AM
It's a great cosmic joke that neurodivergence both runs in families and gets diagnosed based on parent reports. I was diagnosed at 30 because a man who has eaten potatoes every day for 57 years and a woman who collects loose buttons decided I was a perfectly normal child.
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Alan Dershowitz is one of those claiming Epstein was not a pedophile because he pleaded guilty to one count of having sex for money with a 17-year-and-10-month-old person. "That’s not a pedophile." See this important response from Julia Brown, the brave reporter who broke the news on this
November 15, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Alan Dershowitz is one of those claiming Epstein was not a pedophile because he pleaded guilty to one count of having sex for money with a 17-year-and-10-month-old person. "That’s not a pedophile." See this important response from Julia Brown, the brave reporter who broke the news on this