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Corey Beckner
@captaincorey.bsky.social
Thrill me. (He/Him)
It's my brother's heavenly 41st birthday. Some friends invited Mom and I to dinner tonight in his honor.
January 7, 2026 at 6:24 PM
Tokyo Storm Warning
YouTube video by Elvis Costello - Topic
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January 5, 2026 at 7:39 PM
January 5, 2026 at 6:38 PM
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this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
January 3, 2026 at 10:57 PM
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January 3, 2026 at 3:59 PM
December 31, 2025 at 8:51 PM
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I don't think I've enjoyed a year less than this since jr. high.
December 30, 2025 at 7:45 PM
I was trying hard but this seasonal sickness caught me and Mom. Santa's curse.
December 29, 2025 at 6:17 PM
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HBOMAX FINALLY ADDED THE THUMBS DOWN FEATURE, YOU CAN THUMBS DOWN BILL MAHER NOW
December 27, 2025 at 6:20 AM
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December 27, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Merry Christmas everyone.
December 26, 2025 at 2:06 AM
I have to admit, a Ben Grimm/Doctor Zaius mashup is remarkably pleasant.
Things are getting weird in March's Planet of the Apes vs. Fantastic Four!

Be sure to tell your local comic shops that you want this book in your pull list. Final Order Cutoff for the first issue is January 5!
December 23, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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December 23, 2025 at 6:49 PM
December 23, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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I need to share this with someone
December 22, 2025 at 10:32 PM
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On the bright side, you have your own hotline.
December 20, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Do you know how awkward it is being named Corey when Corey Feldman exists in the world? Is it possible to bleach a name?
December 20, 2025 at 7:42 PM
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RIP Gil Gerard: www.hollywoodreporter.com/tv/tv-news/g...

Not too long ago, I rewatched a bunch of his BUCK ROGERS for the first time since I was a kid, and it holds up as a fun show, thanks primarily to Gerard's affable presence.
Gil Gerard, Star of ‘Buck Rogers in the 25th Century,’ Dies at 82
He battled a weight problem for decades and talked about it on the reality series 'Action Hero Makeover.'
www.hollywoodreporter.com
December 17, 2025 at 3:13 AM
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The loss of Rob and Michelle is devastating. The stuff of Greek tragedy.
December 15, 2025 at 4:09 AM
I slept like a baby last night.
December 5, 2025 at 8:19 PM
We got into section 8 housing. I just found out now. I'm in shock, honestly.
December 4, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Six years ago today we were evicted. I've learned a lot, about the world, myself and what good friends are capable of. And I've lost a lot.. but nothing as precious as my baby brother. But like that Elton John song said, I'm still standing.
December 4, 2025 at 2:55 AM
A couple days ago, a guy who isn't a resident here came on the property and threatened to kick my ass, and accused me of sleeping with his girlfriend, who incidentally, I don't know. I came very close to knocking this guy out, until I remembered my mom, and I walked away.
December 2, 2025 at 12:04 AM
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X-Factor #43
November 30, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Mom can schedule her hysterectomy now that her stress tes test and angiogram came back well. But we're moving at the end of the month, I hope the timing coincides decently , I imagine I'll have to take care of her for a little bit.
December 1, 2025 at 11:53 PM