harry
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harry
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a diagram of certain aspects of the inside of his skull! what a laugh!
On Taylor Swift and Ophelia:

1) is she claiming she'd have killed herself due to Matty Healey's Oedipal anxieties?

2) is she claiming that if a big buff meathead came along Ophelia would've been fine?
November 17, 2025 at 6:53 AM
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I remember being told that it was me that was the Hitlerian menace to civil liberties, and that these people were the antidote to my racist hatred. Chat, would we say this seems like that's turned out to be true?
Not everyone is unhappy about the Government's descent into anti-refugee politics
November 16, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Sorry for football manager but:

Journeyman save. About to go into an unprecedented 4th season with Fulham. Finished second last year.

Real and psg are in for my best (21, he will improve) for £144m. Rest of the squad is fairly secure, and I have decent depth in his positions - keep him or no?
November 12, 2025 at 9:32 PM
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lol she got his ass and he knows it
November 9, 2025 at 3:36 PM
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There's an irony in the fact that as the Tory party has fallen apart so its grip on the BBC has tightened. Farage & co have always been happy with the Corporation: the disproportionate coverage, the lack of real scrutiny etc. It's the Tories who remain its implacable foe.
November 10, 2025 at 11:41 AM
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"World's first potential trillionaire has killed 600,000 people, including 400,000 children" is the only headline that anyone should ever read about Elon Musk
One analytical model shows that, as of November 5th, the dismantling of U.S.A.I.D. has already caused the deaths of 600,000 people, two-thirds of them children. https://newyorkermag.visitlink.me/jUzNSc
The Shutdown of U.S.A.I.D. Has Already Killed Hundreds of Thousands
The short documentary “Rovina’s Choice” tells the story of what goes when aid goes.
newyorkermag.visitlink.me
November 7, 2025 at 1:33 AM
The best thing about Silas Marner is that the plot could easily be one of those ai videos with the anthropomorphic cats
October 29, 2025 at 12:59 PM
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That scene of the Welsh BBC correspondent being the only person interviewing Caerphilly's new Plaid AM while the rest of the media interviewed Reform's loser in the background was far too on the nose.
October 24, 2025 at 1:34 AM
This image evokes such crystal clear memory and emotion. Mad how football embeds itself like that.
Played in four diff positions this season and killed them all. First teenager to hit 10 assists in a season since Sam Allardyce.
October 19, 2025 at 10:29 AM
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Zack Polanski saying what every politician should be saying,

"It's problematic to weaponise the synagogue attack to silence protest in this country against the genocide in Gaza"

"These are separate things and we should condemn them both"
October 3, 2025 at 8:08 AM
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@zackpolanski.bsky.social : "I think its really problematic if someone is trying to weaponise the attack that happened yesterday to try and silence protest in this country against the genocide. They're separate issues.. we need to be clear what this govt is doing"
October 3, 2025 at 7:07 AM
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Summer 2025 in the UK, a time of unity and euphoria.
September 29, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Gross you can't be locked on here so that random people can retweet/ respond to your shite milquetoast takes
September 29, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Fascism surged in the 20th century out of the trauma of the first world war and complete economic collapse.

Fascism's surge in the 21st century is rooted in the trauma of having to grow up.
An entire generation of dumbs are getting themselves worked up into a fascist frenzy over inaccurate nostalgia videos they know are complete false and it is terrifying hot profoundly strong these feelings are for them despite being very aware it's fake and bullshit.
September 29, 2025 at 2:50 PM
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The success of the far right is not only measured in votes and seats but in its impact on rhetoric, policy and ideology. The fact that a (nominally) social democratic head of government with a huge majority choses to say and do this is maybe the biggest success of the far right in Europe yet.
September 26, 2025 at 7:29 AM
Farage seems to be going very nutty with it at the moment - seems a bit early, I know he has an energised base but a lot of those poll figures are based on people who just don't like the previous governments
September 24, 2025 at 2:34 PM
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As I keep saying: Harvey Weinstein being dragged to jail unprotected by his huge wealth really was one of the critical incidents that shaped major political and cultural phenomena that followed, but not at all in the way you might have assumed at the time.
September 23, 2025 at 5:04 PM
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Again, I note the huge overlap between 1) cancel culture terror about supposed totalitarian speech rules of the left, and 2) very rich, powerful men being enraged to discover that social media could be used to accuse them of the sex offences that they have in fact committed
September 23, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Learnt the lesson today to stop calling hebden bridge annoying because some people you meet actually live there
September 23, 2025 at 5:10 PM
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You can’t fix autism because autistic people are not broken.
September 23, 2025 at 1:08 AM
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For 56 minutes Sky News and BBC News interrupted everything else and carried a Reform UK feed live, uninterrupted, unchallenged. The stream spluttered, froze, pixelated - dozens of times - still they stuck with it. FOR ONE HOUR.

This is an editorial choice. No other party gets this coverage. ~AA
September 22, 2025 at 11:01 AM
I'm not saying that FM mobile is a less realistic simulation than FM proper, but my Norway side just beat Germany 5-0 in the 2032 euros final

(Absolutely no save scumming, I was quite annoyed when we went 3-0 up)
September 21, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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Spent the afternoon in north Bristol where police are doing door to door inquiries after a 9 yr old girl was shot in a racially aggravated attack.
There was shock & disgust but also the community rallying round the family of the poor girl.
Read more here:
www.bristolpost.co.uk/news/bristol...
Neighbours' horror at racist shooting of young girl in Bristol street
"It’s awful, such a violent attack on their family and our community"
www.bristolpost.co.uk
September 18, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Fuck it I take it all back just join the greens
September 18, 2025 at 2:07 PM
My a level maths teacher was in robben island in the early 90s. He also spent most of our lessons lecturing us about how homosexual Satanists were conspiring to destroy the world.
One teacher told us “apartheid was good for S Africa;” another lectured that FDR “ruined the country” by making Americans “lazy;” yet another wld force us to watch Alan Greenspan lectures and preface them by saying “now that’s a smart Jew” (the teacher ofc was not Jewish)
September 17, 2025 at 6:25 AM