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CandyGram™️
@cannypants.bsky.social
South Canadian, born and raised in Texas, but we literally get to call things whatever now, eh.

Hairspray connoisseur.
Dog Lady
No DMs, please and thank you.
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Have you heard this one?

Q: What do you call the Crown Prince of Saudi Arabia, Mohammed Bin Salman, in casual social settings?

A: Murderer.
November 19, 2025 at 3:53 AM
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Researchers at Tel Aviv University, leading a large-scale international team of scientists, have identified – and neutralized – an RNA molecule that can stop the nerve cell damage that causes paralysis in patients with amyotrophic lateral sclerosis, ALS. Their discovery will help ALS patients.
November 19, 2025 at 3:54 AM
It’s true!
He wants us to ignore the fact that these victims he “claims” he wants protect were on the steps of the capitol demanding the release of these files. In other words- he’s 100% full of shit, and his constituents should send a message, but they won’t.
Clay Higgins (R, LA, CD-3) voted against the release of the Epstein files – the only House Member to vote No.

Clay Higgins wants to protect child rapists and child traffickers.
November 18, 2025 at 9:10 PM
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White House aggressively posting “trump is straight” content amid the blow job e-mail
November 16, 2025 at 8:56 PM
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Why would Jeffrey Epstein kill himself in jail if he had this much leverage of the one person who could give him a full pardon?
November 17, 2025 at 11:23 PM
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Epstein’s key conspirator Ghislaine Maxwell was arrested in July 2020 and charged with crimes of enticement of minors and trafficking of underage girls.

Additional charges were added later including perjury, which required a separate trial.

She filed numerous appeals challenging her arrest

November 17, 2025 at 12:01 AM
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It’s pretty simple.

When you do a huge armed midnight raid on an apartment building rounding up and terrorizing children and later find out there were no criminals there everyone involved resigns in shame and we have loud showy Congressional hearings.
November 16, 2025 at 6:31 PM
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Fam, not to worry…

You too can decorate your home like the White House, and it’s just a click away.
November 16, 2025 at 7:44 PM
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
November 17, 2025 at 1:06 AM
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I would add only this: you are a masterpiece, too. God didn’t get it wrong.
November 16, 2025 at 11:49 PM
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At the same time the NY Times was hyping Hillary Clinton's emails, it had a reporter with emails from Jeffrey Epstein that were highly damaging to Trump.

The more NYT apologists try to minimize this the clearer it becomes that they don't understand why much of the public doesn't trust legacy media.
November 13, 2025 at 5:44 PM
The fact I even had to THINK about this for a second, is a testament to the sorry fucking state this once great paper is in.
November 15, 2025 at 4:01 AM
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When he kept gushing over the Big Beautiful Bill, I honestly thought it was about the budget.
November 14, 2025 at 10:29 PM
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Here’s @RepTedLieu responding to @RepTimBurchett’s shenanigans

(In fairness Burchett probably doesn’t even know how anything works)
November 14, 2025 at 5:44 AM
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"300 agents stormed the building, rappelled from a helicopter, knocked down doors and hurled flash-bang grenades. Agents ziptied and detained many US citizens for hours..."

Prosecutors have not filed a *single* criminal charge against anyone arrested that night:

www.propublica.org/article/chic...
“I Lost Everything”: Venezuelans Were Rounded Up in a Dramatic Midnight Raid but Never Charged With a Crime
Authorities said Tren de Aragua “terrorists” had taken over the building. A ProPublica investigation found little evidence to back up the government’s claims. For the first time, the Venezuelans arres...
www.propublica.org
November 15, 2025 at 1:39 AM
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Murphy: "It's clearly the biggest scandal in presidential history. He wouldn't be acting this way if he wasn't so deeply worried about what's in those files. What we've already seen is immensely incriminating. Clearly Trump was at the center of a child sex ring ... the scandal could bring him down."
November 14, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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Emails sparked the beginning of our national nightmare.

Perhaps emails will end it.
November 14, 2025 at 3:03 PM
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November 14, 2025 at 7:01 PM
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So old I remember when it was considered a political liability to hand out a presidential pardon to your son in law’s drug dealer buddy who went on to commit crimes of violence and sexual offenses. nypost.com/2025/11/11/u...
LI drug dealer freed by Trump now convicted of molesting his kids’ nanny and threatening synagogue congregant
Braun was first busted in 2010 for orchestrating a major cannabis distribution ring, smuggling millions of dollars worth of weed from Canada to New York.
nypost.com
November 14, 2025 at 4:33 PM
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To be very clear, Virginia Giuffre was made to say she mistakenly identified Alan Dershowitz as one of the people who sexually abused her. Here is the proof from this week's Epstein files dropped by the House Oversight Committee.
November 14, 2025 at 4:53 AM
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Every day there are multiple instances of blatant corruption. Our government policy is for sale to the highest bidder and every bad actor in the world knows it. www.nytimes.com/2025/11/13/w...
November 14, 2025 at 11:28 AM
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@repdangoldman.bsky.social is the best. We need more members of Congress like him.
👏👏👏
November 13, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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November 13, 2025 at 3:52 PM
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"Pete, you strike the second the Epstein Files are released and you keep killing and blowing things up until Americans stop talking about those files. Thank you for your attention to this matter. Have a hot teen bring me a Diet Coke."
November 14, 2025 at 12:23 AM
STOP 👏🏻 FUCKING 👏🏻 LYING 👏🏻
JD Vance: "A lot of young people are saying housing is way too expensive. Why is that? Because we flooded the country with 30 million illegal immigrants who were taking houses that ought by right go to American citizens."
November 14, 2025 at 12:26 AM