CandyGram™️
@cannypants.bsky.social
South Canadian, born and raised in Texas, but we literally get to call things whatever now, eh.
Hairspray connoisseur.
Dog Lady
No DMs, please and thank you.
Hairspray connoisseur.
Dog Lady
No DMs, please and thank you.
A story…in two parts…after my mom sent a video of this trick. You’re welcome, everyone. 🤣😩
November 26, 2025 at 2:25 PM
A story…in two parts…after my mom sent a video of this trick. You’re welcome, everyone. 🤣😩
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
November 17, 2025 at 1:06 AM
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
My skelly is a boy, thanks to my dumb neighbor. 🤣🤣
November 2, 2025 at 7:52 PM
My skelly is a boy, thanks to my dumb neighbor. 🤣🤣
7:00 a.m. on a Sunday, and I don’t even go to church. Can’t say no to this face, so I split his meal and surprised him with second breakfast.
November 2, 2025 at 7:02 PM
7:00 a.m. on a Sunday, and I don’t even go to church. Can’t say no to this face, so I split his meal and surprised him with second breakfast.
Awww. My little grandson’s beardie went as a cowboy for Halloween.
November 2, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Awww. My little grandson’s beardie went as a cowboy for Halloween.
You know how guys drive trucks like this? He’s “this guy”, but you know more physically repulsive.
October 25, 2025 at 10:32 PM
You know how guys drive trucks like this? He’s “this guy”, but you know more physically repulsive.
Ok. Who invented this opener?
I just want to talk.
I just want to talk.
October 25, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Ok. Who invented this opener?
I just want to talk.
I just want to talk.
I can’t respond, but I agree with this sentiment!
October 24, 2025 at 5:13 PM
I can’t respond, but I agree with this sentiment!
September 27, 2025 at 3:48 PM
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Don’t know the veracity of this because it came from FB, but this doesn’t look like a lefty
September 11, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Don’t know the veracity of this because it came from FB, but this doesn’t look like a lefty
Roger gets so annoyed with “photo-time” the first shot was playful, the next was seconds later as he rushes the camera to “make it stop”. #UnderProtest #TerrierTuesday
September 10, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Roger gets so annoyed with “photo-time” the first shot was playful, the next was seconds later as he rushes the camera to “make it stop”. #UnderProtest #TerrierTuesday
#TerrierTuesday #TravelingInStyle
Roger travels best, with his raggedy little bed. This is his spot on the floor of the RV, while we’re headed down the road…unless he’s snoozing in the back on the actual bed.
Roger travels best, with his raggedy little bed. This is his spot on the floor of the RV, while we’re headed down the road…unless he’s snoozing in the back on the actual bed.
September 3, 2025 at 12:29 AM
#TerrierTuesday #TravelingInStyle
Roger travels best, with his raggedy little bed. This is his spot on the floor of the RV, while we’re headed down the road…unless he’s snoozing in the back on the actual bed.
Roger travels best, with his raggedy little bed. This is his spot on the floor of the RV, while we’re headed down the road…unless he’s snoozing in the back on the actual bed.
This one might be my favorite.
August 21, 2025 at 10:58 PM
This one might be my favorite.
This is who runs this account.
June 19, 2025 at 2:44 AM
This is who runs this account.
I mean, what part of this do people not get after we blew another election? I took people at their righteous word.
June 17, 2025 at 2:41 AM
I mean, what part of this do people not get after we blew another election? I took people at their righteous word.
This is Roger. He wants you to paint him like one of your French girls. Also he thinks he’s a cat. Shhh…don’t tell him he’s not.
June 14, 2025 at 1:57 AM
This is Roger. He wants you to paint him like one of your French girls. Also he thinks he’s a cat. Shhh…don’t tell him he’s not.
Someone made this already.
June 7, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Someone made this already.