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CandyGram™️
@cannypants.bsky.social
South Canadian, born and raised in Texas, but we literally get to call things whatever now, eh.

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Have you heard this one?

Q: What do you call the Crown Prince of Saudi Arabia, Mohammed Bin Salman, in casual social settings?

A: Murderer.
November 19, 2025 at 3:53 AM
This all ignores the part that vote wouldn’t even need to happen if he wasn’t blocking the release…I mean, are we this broken we can’t thread the needle on this thought as part of the response from the media?
November 17, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Pretty strange take for a gay man to take. Self loathing is apparently a feature in our body politic.
November 15, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Blunt, but fair.
November 15, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Aw. Jeez. Thanks for sharing? 😩
November 14, 2025 at 10:16 PM