Jennifer
@candysuperhero.bsky.social
When I’m in Quebec, I’m legally required to list my pronouns as ELLE/she
And also security guards in the Byward Market to supplement the many millions of dollars we just put into that fancy new police hub at Rideau Centre we’re not allowed to see. I assume their job is to glare at people and call the real police when there’s an actual problem?
There’s nothing more important than the safety of our residents. That’s why we are making historic investments in the people who keep us safe. Our Public Safety Action Plan includes more police officers, more paramedics, better-equipped firefighters.
December 4, 2025 at 6:20 PM
And also security guards in the Byward Market to supplement the many millions of dollars we just put into that fancy new police hub at Rideau Centre we’re not allowed to see. I assume their job is to glare at people and call the real police when there’s an actual problem?
Just finished setting up the advent calendar for this year. Big thanks to the wonderful folks at Finngoods (finngoods.ca) and NoelByAlmaHome (on Etsy) for my super cute and delicious setup.
November 29, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Just finished setting up the advent calendar for this year. Big thanks to the wonderful folks at Finngoods (finngoods.ca) and NoelByAlmaHome (on Etsy) for my super cute and delicious setup.
I hope Heated Rivalry becomes a huge thing everyone watches so when they’re looking for more of Jacob Tierney’s work, I can sell them on The Trotsky.
November 29, 2025 at 1:26 AM
I hope Heated Rivalry becomes a huge thing everyone watches so when they’re looking for more of Jacob Tierney’s work, I can sell them on The Trotsky.
2026 prediction: The Canadian government will release a Heritage Minute-style video made by AI that is factually incorrect and causes much embarrassment and mockery.
November 29, 2025 at 12:28 AM
2026 prediction: The Canadian government will release a Heritage Minute-style video made by AI that is factually incorrect and causes much embarrassment and mockery.
Very excited to watch the super horny gay hockey Canadian love story. 🏒
November 28, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Very excited to watch the super horny gay hockey Canadian love story. 🏒
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when i talk about returning to traditional gender roles this is what I'm referring to
November 28, 2025 at 4:40 PM
when i talk about returning to traditional gender roles this is what I'm referring to
An #Autowa driver gave me the finger for waving him along when he stopped dangerously to let me cross Queen Elizabeth Driveway. Sorry I didn’t want to walk into the traffic that was coming in the opposite direction, I guess? I hope every single time he sits down, a tiny bit of poop comes out.
November 27, 2025 at 11:15 PM
An #Autowa driver gave me the finger for waving him along when he stopped dangerously to let me cross Queen Elizabeth Driveway. Sorry I didn’t want to walk into the traffic that was coming in the opposite direction, I guess? I hope every single time he sits down, a tiny bit of poop comes out.
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i love being normal, acting normally, and being perceived as perfectly normal by the people around me
November 27, 2025 at 12:15 AM
i love being normal, acting normally, and being perceived as perfectly normal by the people around me
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Disappointing that Serial became a “pro-child abuse” podcast.
November 25, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Disappointing that Serial became a “pro-child abuse” podcast.
My pharmacist put a hand to her heart and looked horrified when she saw my facial swelling, so I feel like things aren’t going -quite- as well as they could be.
a man in a suit is talking on a cell phone and the words whispers siri why does god allow suffering
Alt: A gif from Veep where Mike (balding man with red hair and a suit) speaks into a phone. He whispers “Siri, why does God allow suffering?”
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November 24, 2025 at 11:08 PM
My pharmacist put a hand to her heart and looked horrified when she saw my facial swelling, so I feel like things aren’t going -quite- as well as they could be.
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If your transit fare is so expensive that you need multiple different carve-outs for disadvantaged groups, maybe reconsider the price of your basic fare.
Transit shouldn't be a service of last resort, it should be the primary mode for everyone, and it should be priced to achieve that goal.
Transit shouldn't be a service of last resort, it should be the primary mode for everyone, and it should be priced to achieve that goal.
November 24, 2025 at 5:17 PM
If your transit fare is so expensive that you need multiple different carve-outs for disadvantaged groups, maybe reconsider the price of your basic fare.
Transit shouldn't be a service of last resort, it should be the primary mode for everyone, and it should be priced to achieve that goal.
Transit shouldn't be a service of last resort, it should be the primary mode for everyone, and it should be priced to achieve that goal.
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We've enrolled more than 700 participants (of 1,000 planned) in 3 weeks to a randomized trial for treatment of #LongCovid
Founder and director of the Scripps Research Translational Institute, @erictopol.bsky.social, and Julia Moore Vogel, co–principal investigator of the Long COVID Treatment Trial, were featured in @wired.com, sharing insights on a nationwide study testing GLP-1s for long COVID.
Weight-Loss Drug Zepbound Is Being Tested as a Treatment for Long Covid
GLP-1s are being studied for a wide range of conditions. Now, scientists will test whether their anti-inflammatory properties can help alleviate symptoms of long Covid.
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November 23, 2025 at 7:09 PM
We've enrolled more than 700 participants (of 1,000 planned) in 3 weeks to a randomized trial for treatment of #LongCovid
I had a gum graft on Friday and I swear to god, dental pain is worse than having my entire reproductive system removed.
November 23, 2025 at 6:21 PM
I had a gum graft on Friday and I swear to god, dental pain is worse than having my entire reproductive system removed.
I don’t know who decided that the Help Santa Toy Parade should go down Queen Elizabeth Driveway this year, but those people are on my shitlist.
November 22, 2025 at 4:36 PM
I don’t know who decided that the Help Santa Toy Parade should go down Queen Elizabeth Driveway this year, but those people are on my shitlist.
Navel oranges look rude and should have little *censored* labels on them.
November 19, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Navel oranges look rude and should have little *censored* labels on them.
Mika was thinking about recipes for soups (I’m having oral surgery on Friday, weeee) and so I gave him a cookbook I’d gotten him for an early present. I know he was genuinely excited by what he found inside because he said “This one’s for Daddy” for a salmon recipe and I’ll never let him forget it.
November 19, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Mika was thinking about recipes for soups (I’m having oral surgery on Friday, weeee) and so I gave him a cookbook I’d gotten him for an early present. I know he was genuinely excited by what he found inside because he said “This one’s for Daddy” for a salmon recipe and I’ll never let him forget it.
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"Everyone’s got their thing. For some, it’s baking. Others, gardening. Me? I like to take a modified Honda Accord, drive over 100 mph, and swerve between cars, almost killing entire families, babies, men, women, whoever."
I Like to Almost Kill People by Driving Past Them at 125 mph in My Modified Honda Accord
Everyone’s got their thing. For some, it’s baking. Others, gardening. Me? I like to take a modified Honda Accord, drive over 100 mph, and swerve be...
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November 17, 2025 at 4:25 PM
"Everyone’s got their thing. For some, it’s baking. Others, gardening. Me? I like to take a modified Honda Accord, drive over 100 mph, and swerve between cars, almost killing entire families, babies, men, women, whoever."
I’m so glad this exists, but it’s too bad this doesn’t go into the Glebe (yet?). We helped revive someone 2 years ago near Second Avenue and while the paramedics were great, the cop we dealt with was lacking in empathy.
The ANCHOR program is an alternative to police for mental health calls. It works, and I am very glad to be able to say it will be expanded into the eastern part of Kitchissippi. Read about its success here: pub-ottawa.escribemeetings.com/filestream.a...
November 17, 2025 at 2:39 PM
I’m so glad this exists, but it’s too bad this doesn’t go into the Glebe (yet?). We helped revive someone 2 years ago near Second Avenue and while the paramedics were great, the cop we dealt with was lacking in empathy.
First 6am gym session since the surgery and I had to endure 2 folks using the cardio machines in the very tiny space, but I just put my Flo Mask on and did my thing. 💪 Being deconditioned is humbling, but I hope the cardio folks were equally humbled seeing me kicking so much ass in my mask. 😘
November 17, 2025 at 1:03 PM
First 6am gym session since the surgery and I had to endure 2 folks using the cardio machines in the very tiny space, but I just put my Flo Mask on and did my thing. 💪 Being deconditioned is humbling, but I hope the cardio folks were equally humbled seeing me kicking so much ass in my mask. 😘
Sometimes I respond to a post before I think “wait, was this rhetorical?” and have to delete before the OP sees it. Would be nice if my brain had those thoughts BEFORE letting me hit “post.”
November 15, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Sometimes I respond to a post before I think “wait, was this rhetorical?” and have to delete before the OP sees it. Would be nice if my brain had those thoughts BEFORE letting me hit “post.”
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Is Ontario becoming a hub for white nationalism? @jeyantvo.bsky.social asked CBC's @ericszeto.bsky.social and Steven Rai (@isdglobal.org) about the groups that are hiding in plain sight.
Is Ontario Becoming a Hub for White Nationalism? | The Rundown
YouTube video by TVO Today
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November 14, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Is Ontario becoming a hub for white nationalism? @jeyantvo.bsky.social asked CBC's @ericszeto.bsky.social and Steven Rai (@isdglobal.org) about the groups that are hiding in plain sight.
Careful out there in the hail, folks. It’s looking unpleasant 😞
November 14, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Careful out there in the hail, folks. It’s looking unpleasant 😞
I miss Boushey’s so much.
November 14, 2025 at 2:25 PM
I miss Boushey’s so much.
By the power of estradiol! Doctor gave me the go-ahead to resume my life activities, so you know how excited I am for that (Lifting, of course)
a cartoon character with a red cape is standing next to a cart
Alt: A gif of the Netflix remake of She-ra, where she is glowing and in full hero costume while she lifts a chariot over her head. Wind is blowing her red cape and long, blond hair.
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November 13, 2025 at 8:18 PM
By the power of estradiol! Doctor gave me the go-ahead to resume my life activities, so you know how excited I am for that (Lifting, of course)