Ryan Pfeiffer
@candyman106.bsky.social
Editor. Forget-it-er. Artist? Milk crate collector. Candy connoisseur. Woman who forgets things. Staunch Jim Davis supporter. Mother of none. Also I'm forgetfu
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Every time I clear out my wardrobe to pack for a trip, this thing starts talking to me like the green goblin mask...
November 8, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Every time I clear out my wardrobe to pack for a trip, this thing starts talking to me like the green goblin mask...
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a nap is terrible. that’s my precious awake time
November 2, 2025 at 7:42 PM
a nap is terrible. that’s my precious awake time
Dorian Electra but instead of going freak mode they go spooky mode.
November 2, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Dorian Electra but instead of going freak mode they go spooky mode.
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cop: did he send any texts around the time of the crash?
cop 2: he sent a post that reads “padding my three track album with 26 skits and interludes”
cop: not bad but it ain’t going viral
cop 2: posting isn’t just about going viral
cop: (sighs) not this shit again
cop 2: he sent a post that reads “padding my three track album with 26 skits and interludes”
cop: not bad but it ain’t going viral
cop 2: posting isn’t just about going viral
cop: (sighs) not this shit again
October 31, 2025 at 2:51 AM
cop: did he send any texts around the time of the crash?
cop 2: he sent a post that reads “padding my three track album with 26 skits and interludes”
cop: not bad but it ain’t going viral
cop 2: posting isn’t just about going viral
cop: (sighs) not this shit again
cop 2: he sent a post that reads “padding my three track album with 26 skits and interludes”
cop: not bad but it ain’t going viral
cop 2: posting isn’t just about going viral
cop: (sighs) not this shit again
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Friend: Are you growing your hair out?
Me: Honestly I have no idea. I never thought I'd live this long
Me: Honestly I have no idea. I never thought I'd live this long
December 12, 2024 at 7:07 AM
Friend: Are you growing your hair out?
Me: Honestly I have no idea. I never thought I'd live this long
Me: Honestly I have no idea. I never thought I'd live this long
This year's ween-ified profile pic goes all the way
October 30, 2025 at 12:59 PM
This year's ween-ified profile pic goes all the way
Need to fabricate a wedding?
October 21, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Need to fabricate a wedding?
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I don't care what the song says, the Ghostbusters don't have any jurisdiction over an invisible man. That's just a guy. They aren't allowed to bust him
October 15, 2025 at 4:47 AM
I don't care what the song says, the Ghostbusters don't have any jurisdiction over an invisible man. That's just a guy. They aren't allowed to bust him
Will hopefully be uploading a lot more in the near future so I've finally started using Bluesky to post the stuff I'm working on. Follow @semisweetstuffs.bsky.social for more updates!
In our new video on 27 Pages, meplus, qw000pz, @cosmicmatt.com, my sibling, and I age in real time.
September 30, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Will hopefully be uploading a lot more in the near future so I've finally started using Bluesky to post the stuff I'm working on. Follow @semisweetstuffs.bsky.social for more updates!
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-mixing up shoegaze with shoenice-
You listen to people eating toilet paper?
You listen to people eating toilet paper?
September 23, 2025 at 8:12 PM
-mixing up shoegaze with shoenice-
You listen to people eating toilet paper?
You listen to people eating toilet paper?
I love Heathcliff <3
September 19, 2025 at 6:45 AM
I love Heathcliff <3
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yoooo he’s in the tub this book is awesome
September 15, 2025 at 11:57 PM
yoooo he’s in the tub this book is awesome
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as always these updates are free to play. consider donating to me to help me escape my abusive living situation: ko-fi.com/nezuai
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August 16, 2025 at 2:20 AM
as always these updates are free to play. consider donating to me to help me escape my abusive living situation: ko-fi.com/nezuai
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Web design that should be illegal:
- Hijacking the back button
- disabling the context menu to prevent copying or saving images
- disabling highlightable text selection
- "required" cookies, cookies are literally never required unless you need to retain info for future visits like shopping carts
- Hijacking the back button
- disabling the context menu to prevent copying or saving images
- disabling highlightable text selection
- "required" cookies, cookies are literally never required unless you need to retain info for future visits like shopping carts
August 1, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Web design that should be illegal:
- Hijacking the back button
- disabling the context menu to prevent copying or saving images
- disabling highlightable text selection
- "required" cookies, cookies are literally never required unless you need to retain info for future visits like shopping carts
- Hijacking the back button
- disabling the context menu to prevent copying or saving images
- disabling highlightable text selection
- "required" cookies, cookies are literally never required unless you need to retain info for future visits like shopping carts
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It's happening! It'll prolly take a few days so we don't get shadow banned! Thank you!!
BAMAN PIDERMAN ARE FINALLY BACK HOME UNDER @smallbu.bsky.social'S ROOF!
Truly a day of celebration for indie animators everywhere...
#FizzVsComics
Truly a day of celebration for indie animators everywhere...
#FizzVsComics
BAMAN PIDERMAN - Episode 1 - Find Da Sandwich
YouTube video by SmallButera
youtu.be
August 1, 2025 at 5:19 PM
It's happening! It'll prolly take a few days so we don't get shadow banned! Thank you!!
Here, have a quick hit of '04 Wendy's air from this Garfield: The Movie kids meal toy wrapper. It'll take the edge off.
July 29, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Here, have a quick hit of '04 Wendy's air from this Garfield: The Movie kids meal toy wrapper. It'll take the edge off.
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You see me pop a white pouch into my mouth and ask me what flavor of ZYN I've got. I shake my head, pulling a handful of sugar packets out of my pocket.
July 16, 2025 at 8:52 PM
You see me pop a white pouch into my mouth and ask me what flavor of ZYN I've got. I shake my head, pulling a handful of sugar packets out of my pocket.
9/11
July 13, 2025 at 4:13 AM
9/11
Here, I colored in this old doodle of the disappeared parent from Rugrats. Just for you.
July 6, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Here, I colored in this old doodle of the disappeared parent from Rugrats. Just for you.
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