Ryan Pfeiffer
@candyman106.bsky.social
Editor. Forget-it-er. Artist? Milk crate collector. Candy connoisseur. Woman who forgets things. Staunch Jim Davis supporter. Mother of none. Also I'm forgetfu
Dorian Electra but instead of going freak mode they go spooky mode.
November 2, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Dorian Electra but instead of going freak mode they go spooky mode.
This year's ween-ified profile pic goes all the way
October 30, 2025 at 12:59 PM
This year's ween-ified profile pic goes all the way
Need to fabricate a wedding?
October 21, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Need to fabricate a wedding?
I love Heathcliff <3
September 19, 2025 at 6:45 AM
I love Heathcliff <3
Here, have a quick hit of '04 Wendy's air from this Garfield: The Movie kids meal toy wrapper. It'll take the edge off.
July 29, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Here, have a quick hit of '04 Wendy's air from this Garfield: The Movie kids meal toy wrapper. It'll take the edge off.
Here, I colored in this old doodle of the disappeared parent from Rugrats. Just for you.
July 6, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Here, I colored in this old doodle of the disappeared parent from Rugrats. Just for you.
New Treehouse of Horror segment just dropped.
July 3, 2025 at 10:14 AM
New Treehouse of Horror segment just dropped.
Fidgeting with my clown ring because I'm unfaithful to the bit.
June 27, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Fidgeting with my clown ring because I'm unfaithful to the bit.
Original tweet is deleted but I relate more and more to this interaction every day of my life
June 11, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Original tweet is deleted but I relate more and more to this interaction every day of my life
They have always been very baby! This is the two of us 14 years ago
June 5, 2025 at 2:01 AM
They have always been very baby! This is the two of us 14 years ago
Chloe is just a bit older and I get emotional every time I visit or think about them these days. Best birthday wishes to Zoey!!
June 5, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Chloe is just a bit older and I get emotional every time I visit or think about them these days. Best birthday wishes to Zoey!!
I think they would get along.
May 19, 2025 at 4:07 PM
I think they would get along.
"Yeah, it's me. You're probably wondering how I got into this situation..."
April 30, 2025 at 8:07 AM
"Yeah, it's me. You're probably wondering how I got into this situation..."
Don't live in the UK, but I had to try this so back in 2023 I called long distance to one of the 4 Subway locations that were serving it to make sure what the exact ingredients were. Which yeah, it was just Cadbury Creme Eggs on bread. If anyone's sad you missed it, don't be. It wasn't very good.
April 18, 2025 at 6:14 AM
Don't live in the UK, but I had to try this so back in 2023 I called long distance to one of the 4 Subway locations that were serving it to make sure what the exact ingredients were. Which yeah, it was just Cadbury Creme Eggs on bread. If anyone's sad you missed it, don't be. It wasn't very good.
I aint organizing shit who am I kidding
April 11, 2025 at 4:12 AM
I aint organizing shit who am I kidding