Canadian Gecko🇨🇦
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Beyond right-doing and wrong-doing there is a place. I’ll meet you there. - Rumi.
Did he know it was called Bluesky?
Did he know it was called Bluesky?
It is what it is… ~sigh
![How I feel about a lot of things.
[black cat with angry eyes sipping from a mug that says Nope.]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:uz6fbx3dwush4uqxt34yxvz5/bafkreifqosxsa5mvv4ydre7jpkmguqhferxxy3lqtt2rd6ip3un42mgphq@jpeg)
February 6, 2025 at 1:04 AM
It is what it is… ~sigh
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MFer I grew up before NAFTA. I didn't have an avocado until I was 15 years old. I ate lunch in a Zellers cafeteria. I thought Robin Hood was just a guy who made flour.
I was made for this moment.
I was made for this moment.
February 2, 2025 at 5:14 AM
MFer I grew up before NAFTA. I didn't have an avocado until I was 15 years old. I ate lunch in a Zellers cafeteria. I thought Robin Hood was just a guy who made flour.
I was made for this moment.
I was made for this moment.
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there comes a point in every parent's life when they consider the possibility that they might need to lower their expectations
February 3, 2025 at 4:24 PM
there comes a point in every parent's life when they consider the possibility that they might need to lower their expectations
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I’d probably be naked a lot more if I didn’t need pockets.
December 2, 2024 at 12:44 AM
I’d probably be naked a lot more if I didn’t need pockets.
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Jesus was at Walgreen’s again.
November 23, 2024 at 5:15 PM
Jesus was at Walgreen’s again.
Who’s with me?
November 24, 2024 at 9:03 PM
Who’s with me?
Real life problems 🫣
November 23, 2024 at 8:06 PM
Real life problems 🫣
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Do you really even have your life together if you don't have a favorite pen?
November 23, 2024 at 12:11 PM
Do you really even have your life together if you don't have a favorite pen?
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I’m trying to strike a healthy balance between being informed and being oblivious.
November 23, 2024 at 11:53 AM
I’m trying to strike a healthy balance between being informed and being oblivious.
Ever since I left X, I keep seeing this same cyber truck parked where ever I go… should I be concerned? I already crossed paths with it 3 separate times today 😬
November 23, 2024 at 3:04 AM
Ever since I left X, I keep seeing this same cyber truck parked where ever I go… should I be concerned? I already crossed paths with it 3 separate times today 😬
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me: do you think he called himself T.S. Eliot so nobody would notice that T. Eliot is toilet backwards?
librarian: stop talking
librarian: stop talking
July 3, 2023 at 5:21 AM
me: do you think he called himself T.S. Eliot so nobody would notice that T. Eliot is toilet backwards?
librarian: stop talking
librarian: stop talking
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magician’s assistant relaxes after the show
November 22, 2024 at 1:53 PM
magician’s assistant relaxes after the show
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how do you know if someone is hitchhiking or just complementing your driving?
November 20, 2024 at 12:46 PM
how do you know if someone is hitchhiking or just complementing your driving?
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Well, I’ll never be asked to sing Christmas songs at the psych ward again
Apparently, “do you hear what I hear”, was the wrong choice?
Apparently, “do you hear what I hear”, was the wrong choice?
November 21, 2024 at 1:54 PM
Well, I’ll never be asked to sing Christmas songs at the psych ward again
Apparently, “do you hear what I hear”, was the wrong choice?
Apparently, “do you hear what I hear”, was the wrong choice?
Real life problems …
November 21, 2024 at 8:01 PM
Real life problems …
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If a large fries can't fix it, I don't know what will.
November 19, 2024 at 10:15 PM
If a large fries can't fix it, I don't know what will.
Feeling like I haven’t quite had the guts to find my voice here. It’s a bit like putting a toe into the water to wait for the sharks to bite…they likely won’t…but it will hurt if they do😬
November 20, 2024 at 7:12 PM
Feeling like I haven’t quite had the guts to find my voice here. It’s a bit like putting a toe into the water to wait for the sharks to bite…they likely won’t…but it will hurt if they do😬
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My dentist told me I needed a crown. I was like I KNOW, RIGHT?
November 16, 2024 at 4:03 AM
My dentist told me I needed a crown. I was like I KNOW, RIGHT?
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I refer to growing up in the acid rain/Bermuda triangle/quicksand/impending nuclear conflict era as being "classically trained" in generalized anxiety
November 18, 2024 at 3:06 PM
I refer to growing up in the acid rain/Bermuda triangle/quicksand/impending nuclear conflict era as being "classically trained" in generalized anxiety